Michelle Malkin’s brand new social media site methspasm.com has already jumped the trampoline shark by exposing themselves as exactly the kind of dimwitted gullible bile-drenched racists that we knew they would be when they posted a picture of gangsta not-Traymon Martin because all black people look alike, hahahaha.
Here is the screenshot:
Alert readers will notice that the Twat That Launched a 1000 Derps was written by our buddy Brooks “The Jew Hunter” Bayne whom the twitcy-twats thought a great source despite the fact that most of the internet regards him as a criminally stupid twatwaffle.
Well, played Michelle Malkin’s flying twitch-monkeys!
Hey! You guys remember when Michelle hatehatehated fake pictures of herself on teh intertubes?:
I have blogged before about the obsessed UNC professor Eric Muller.
He and his friends at Wonkette have sunk to a new low (Guess insulting me with ping-pong ball jokes wasn’t enough). As a response to my column this week on Charlotte Church, they post a picture of a woman in a bikini that they claim is me (I wish I looked that good in a bikini):The idiots are so blinded by hate they can’t see a two-bit Photoshop from some hater’s bogus Flickr site? And they couldn’t bother to ask me before attempting to embarrass me and calling me a slut?
You embarrass yourselves.
Good times…good times….






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It’s only a matter of time before some wingnut shithead suggests changing the name of Martin Luther King Day to George Zimmerman Day.
I can’t wait until the truth comes out about the real racists in all this! When it does, we oughtta change MLK Day to George Zimmerman Day!
Malkin wouldn’t even look good in a burka let alone a bikini -
lyin’crazy eyes …they’re watchin’ you watchin’ you …Sixteen minutes!
So, under a post that referenced the infamous ping pong ball comment, I got an ad for the Playskool Elefun Popper. Look it up. Eerie
Brooks Bayne? …now where have I heard that? Oh yeah!
RightWing Fail. Get some. Bitchez.
What? She’s upset that someone called her a slut? Can’t she take a joke?
Yeah, I’m getting old and slow…
As this case developed, I asked myself…why is the Right always wrong about their positions? Then I realized, it’s because our side always weighs in first with a position – and then they necessarily take the opposite side. As the Zimmerman/Martin case began to generate social media buzz, it was our side that understood the basic dynamics of the case details,the psychological profile of the victim/killer, how the FL SYG law contributed to the injustice, and watched as the PD further miscarried on their responsibility to do this case justice. We understood the social injustice done to Martin as an attack on all of us and we moved forcefully on it.
So, the Reactionary Right didn’t really have a choice on which side to support. They had to go with the gun toting fantasist – the role playing psuedo cop with the Republican/NRA SYG law on his side. Once they got their script, they jumped in. Smear the victim, support the injustice, start feeding the racist instincts …whatever it takes to “win” the narrative. What you end up with is a Reihl Twitchy joke attempt at journalism. It’s not truth they want, it’s an ideological win.
Sadly, the local PD has done everything to assure that the procedures weren’t followed and evidence wasn’t gathered. So there’s a chance that Zimmerman, with no witnesses to support Martin case, will walk. A horrible miscarriage of justice if it occurs. While this case may be lost, I hope the results will wake up a significant majority of sane Americans to begin taking back this country at every level and start dismantling the Koch-NRA-ALEC axis of GOP evil that’s destroying the essence of this country.
Seriously OT, but did anyone catch Tim Tebow’s Intro press conference with the Jets? I’m seriously wondering if he might be gay. Never noticed this in previous interviews, but it just seemed out there in this one. Personally, I could care less if he is – I still don’t think he’s much of a QB, but I can imagine it would be a BFD to the anti-gay Christianists who have made him a poster boy for their cause.
TeamDueProcess? Is this high school? (rhetorical question) As long as TDP doesn’t have a cheerleading squad.
It would explain why he finds it so easy to be a virgin — at least as far as women are concerned.
Michelle couldn’t look that nice on her best day. And she’s got those Muppet-ping-pong-ball-eyes, too.
What gets me is that they are so willing to go to sites like Stormfront for their slanders of people like Trayvon Martin. You’d think that the “respectable” conservatives would know better than to do that.
Yet another one for the “They Say They’re Not Racists, But…” file.
Come, come people everybody makes mistakes. Brooks Bayne, George Zimmerman, The New York Jets……..
Well said. Hear hear.
And OT. Locanl news media here in Jacksonville was poking fun at how many times he said the word “excited” in the interview. We aint jealous.
Anchor baby, in response to said bikin photo that she wishes was her:
Rather than demand that they take their lying lies down, I am asking that they leave their smears up for all the world to see.
Translation:
I hope my deadbeat husband sees that photo. Maybe he’ll stop masturbating in the guest bathroom to highlighted passages in Atlas Shrugged and touch me again.
Shorter Michelle Malkin & Brooks Bayne:
Dumb. Racists. Bitches. Get Some! Everyone Go!
TeaBagger fave Allen West came out early with a surprisingly sane statement denouncing the Trayvon Martin killing, but now that it looks like the narrative is cementing around ‘Trigger Happy Gun Nut Murders Teen in Broad Daylight and Walks’ vs. ‘Blackity Black Black Angry Urban Youth Probably Deserved It Anyway’ it will be interesting to see what he does, if anything.
West has an extremely successful direct mail fund-raising operation tapping into the teabaggy “I’m not a racist, I have lots of black friends” crowd, so I suspect he’ll go to ground on this issue well into the foreseeable future. He may be crazy, but he even he knows you don’t shit where you eat. One need only look to how the base started to turn on Herman Cain after he commented negatively on the Perry familial hunting lodge.
You know who probably really shot Martin? Bono, that’s who. If only Jason Mattera had caught him fast enough!
Seriously, this is just too fucking rich. “Hey America, bet you haven’t seen this very revealing photo of “murdered” “teenager” “Trayvon Martin” pretending to be a gangsta thug whitey-hating THUG COON DARKIE oops, wrong guy, sorry. But, uh, TeamDueProcess! Fight the liberal lies! An’ shit.”
Poor Michelle…still hoping to get into the exclusive all-white country club
with the rest of the big-time repugs and all she gets is an offer to wait on tables. No wonder she’s always so bitchy mad.
BAhahahah, hey let’s put a picture of Zimmerman in a tie next to random picture of black guy acting all gansta that some highly unstable twat on twitter claims is Martin. What could possibly go wrong.
So (unfortunately) predicable.
She is like the Consigliere in the Godfather. Important part of the family business but never accepted as a true whitey.
Glad to see all my time over there making ping-pong ball jokes wasn’t in vain.
Maybe it’s just me, but that photo of Zimmerman makes him look like the guy from the office who wins the Most Likely To Go Postal Someday informal workplace poll. The one everyone is very, very careful never to defy to his face.
No kidding. They just love her for her cheerleader videos.
Ssssh. Don’t give our host ideas.
I blame Obama.
Some people got some explaining to do. There was an investigation and one investigator wanted to “Book ‘em Danno”. That is, charge Zimmerman with Man Slaughter-or boy slaughter.
There’s a big difference between Faked Bikini Malkin and Malkin in mid-cheerleader jump in Catholic school mini skirt.
Big difference!
Yeah. I’m estimating 25 years.
Bikini woman is Teh Hawt … in 1992.
Time Machine. Get Some. Bitchez.
Probably blame Michelle Obama. She wouldn’t look good in a bikini because she defiantly took a stand against the broccoli gestapo telling her to eat well and instead took up the big Mac diet.
I agree with your sentiments.
I was struck by the crazed baggers protesting at the Supreme Court yesterday. Why do middle aged white guys get all worked up about a healthcare mandate? Everyone in the US knows that taxes go to pay for a variety of things, not all of which is supported by individual taxpayers. So why do these clowns get so excited about a small but important change in healthcare?
Its as you describe. Ill go one step further. The opposition, especially the 27%ers, HATE us with the heat of a thousand suns. They oppose any position we hold, just for the sheer joy of fucking with us. They have been taught to never give an inch, never lose an argument based on reality, never agree with a liberal. Period.
It soulds illogical, and it is, but it is the truth. They hate us much more than we understand, hence, they will oppose literally all positions we take.
That’s just the way young men talk these days. I live in a town loaded with fresh-out-of-college types. I’d swear all the guys are gay. and all their female counterparts sound like ducks.
And yet they have no problem when we spend billions on going to war and dropping bombs on brown people who have a different religion than most of us.
There is no reason or logic to it at all. Frankly, I think most of these old white guys talking about healthcare reform like its the devil just cannot deal with change. They fear it like nothing else. Probably the same reason they feel the need to carry a gun.
If you want to see your point being made continuously, check out the #p2 stream on Twitter. You’re correct about the hatred…it is illogical. Had Bush done this, they;d have been – OK, good thing! But Obama/Democrats? End of world.
They aren’t even conservatives, they are just Democrathaters. TSA? No biggie. Dept Homeland Security? Sure, no probs, Starting illegal, immoral wars? Not an issue. Patriot Act? Absolutely. Had a Democratic President done any of these (and disregarded the impending 9/11 attack), they’d have gone ballistic and demanded impeachment.
I really don’t get the outrage, especially the ACA…are they all 1%ers? Nope, they are in the same middle-class boat we are. But they’d rather go financially bankrupt than support a Democratic initiative.
It’s getting so I just don’t give a fuck anymore what these clowns think and do. Let them continue to march off the deep end while their Party sets an agenda that 75% of the population can’t abide by. Another 10 years and we’ll either be done as a country or these people are going to be locked up as anti-social threats to general welfare of the public. Maybe we can commit them to sound proof/padded rooms and pipe in audio books by Saul Alinsky, Bill Ayers, and George Soros and drive them sane.
“..pipe in audio books by Saul Alinsky, Bill Ayers, and George Soros and drive them sane.”
See, that’s what I’ve always said – once it becomes OK to torture people, then before long even we “good people” think it’s OK. If you did that to me, I’d be frothing at the mouth and trying to tear my ears off within a couple hours, I guarantee it, and I like to think of myself as fairly resistant to that sort of abuse after 26 years of marriage.
You make my point…we’d be driven insane. They’d be driven sane.
And I’m a 31 year marriage survivor. Don’t worry, it gets better. ;-)
That’s the part I don’t get. How can the SA determine there wasn’t enough evidence, before there was even an investigation? A guy is caught literally holding a smoking gun, and he’s not arrested because the state attorney’s office says no? I don’t buy it.
Well, the latest buzz concerns the Sanford FL police video – obtained by ABC News – taken of George Zimmerman when he was taken into police custody, just after he had killed Trayvon Martin. Video is here (1:27, following the usual annoying 15s or 30s ad), and accompanying story is here.
All that talk of a bloodied Zimmerman sure doesn’t get any support from this video; the back of his head looks quite blood-free. Zimmerman’s allies in the commentariat are already fabricating explanations and excuses (e.g., ‘the cops usually clean up someone once they cuff him’… stuff like that). Perhaps Joe Oliver, Mr. Zimmerman’s 6-yr acquaintance – and now his newest bestest TV buddy (14:50) – will have an awesome explanation for this latest revelation.
A chit was called in. Zimmerman’s dad was a retired judge…bet he’s got all kinds of favors/IOUs saved in the bank over the years, just for such a moment. Don’t really think he’s helping son’s case, though. Claims Trayvon was not using his phone at the time logs show him talking with his GF. And why drag POTUS into the case? Seems like a very strange thing to call Obama a “hater” – seems like a very out-of-place political point being made.