In MHO, it’s time for a new gif for the Friday posts. Not that Shakira’s ass isn’t compelling, its just getting a bit worn out, No? I feel justified in humbly offering this up as a Loma Portal and Collier allum and because my dad drove diesel subs out of Ballast Point during the cold war.

I offer this suggestion with the caveat that this girl has mesmerized people ALL over the world, so keep that in mind. Without further adieu,
I give you the LAT ALIZEE!

Oh, and she’s french, so there’s that…………….

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/77223_o.gif

I, for one, will spend the weekend ignoring politics, sports and current events and contemplate the magnificent collection of schnozz freckles in this picture.

They fight crime!

man .. now that’s a post-norman-rockwell pic if i evah saw one ..

“they fight crime!” … lol’s …

Okay, but….the ass is the mesmerizing part, right? This girl would receive a 4.5 from the east german judge because of the lack of hypnotic ass. Not up to the callipygian Shakira standard…gotta do better.

Also. Too. I haven’t yelled at anyone under the all caps rule and haven’t even been rude to anybody except that precious asshole independentvoternews. That wasn’t yelling, it was a PUBLIC SERVICE.

What a six-pak Fenway is sporting! Are you sure, tbogg, that you haven’t been doing a bit of photoshopping to enhance his appeal?

Bruno the Basset, looking for a new home. 5 years old.

East German judge, really? Has “she” been sex tested??

I was hoping I wouldn’t have to go here but you leave me no choice:

http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3D2JNamS1lumA

You are WELCOME………………….

I for one have been comtemplating this brilliant article comparing Romneys political strategy to Quantum Physics. Taking every possible position on every subject. It’s the perfect analogy I think.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opinion/sunday/a-quantum-theory-of-mitt-romney.html

Unfortunately not the sort of thing that could go main stream when most of the knuckle draggers can’t get past flat earth, jebus, and creationism.

What you’re suggesting here is very unpatriotic or something also, too.

Now electric bull riding, that’s patriotic!

You want Patriotic?

Try this all American “You want a piece of me” shot of the LAT Alizee.

Also too indeed…………….. don’t forget the butter.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uA0K0g1LNIc/TALnBBAS8qI/AAAAAAAACGo/79Gq2Zir4I0/s1600/2007-12-21_-_FHM_-_071221030510149761535567.jpg

Hmmmm. As a print for the leggy and vivacious, if you want to capture the essence of the boys shouldn’t Wembley be dining on one of her thongs?

Beautiful print, TBogg. It makes me think of Rachel Rossman’s pet portraits.

One day you guys need to move into a palatial estate with gold-framed huge portraits of all your basset kids lining a stairwell.

First, it’s not Shakira’s ass (just), despite what you and others here may seem to assert through your naming devices. It’s the flow of every part with focus on ass, yes, but also ass through waist through lower back. The lower back is of utmost interest to more than orthopedists and physical anthropologists. Just (as a post-menopausal heterosexual female) saying.

Second, this magnificent photograph of the boys violates all the layout rules I learned when editing my high school yearbook an era or two ago, at least for a picture worthy of Mrs. Tbogg’s office — unless they’re in the middle of the page, which, of course, they deserve to be.

Thomas Kinkade ™ Painter of Light ™ has reportedly slit his own throat after having seen this beautiful portrait of teh boyz, knowing that his “talent” could never come close to matching this masterpiece.

(Could be worse – the bassets could have had their portrait painted by her.)

Ah, Thomas Kinkade. Good thing the gang at Something Awful teamed up to provide enhancements to his work some time ago – Part-1 and Part-2. There is much there that is worthy, but a couple of the pages I like best – sometimes for the captions as much as the images – are here and here.

Is it going to be on velvet?

Recently there have been rumors of beastiality throughout Happy Valley Pennsylvania in regards to the Jerry Sandusky investigation. Has Wembley been approached by officials from the justict dept. about these allegations?

“Look at [those] boyish face[s]. Look at [those] sweet smile[s]*. Do you want to talk about physical strength? Do you want to talk about sheer [nobility]? Do you want to talk about the Olympian ideal? You are a [pair of] God[s]!
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Also, a bit off topic, but this cute little kid Alizee? I’m afraid she’s not even in Shakira’s league, let alone Shakira’s ass’s league. I would tire of life itself long before I tired of Shakira’s mesmerizing ass. Mmmm, now I have to go and lie down again.

* Some suspect a dash of poetic license here..

Until following your link to the site of Ms. Bergsma I was unaware of her… but allow me to observe that she’s got something Kincaid doesn’t: genuine nuttiness of vision. Very useful for an artist. Kincaid is a hack.

Rather than imagine the lovely boys at the mercy of inferior artists, let’s get Maxfield Parrish back to do a real Bassett spectacular!