A member of the family of gun-toting racist stand-your-grounder and/or world’s worst wannabe mall-cop   George “Unarrested” Zimmerman has sent a letter to Attorney General Eric Holder accusing him of being too gosh-darned blackity blackblack to go out and arrest clownish Fox news creation, The Black Panthers: New Edition featuring Bell, Biv, and DeVoe. We would not know about this letter by an  unspecified member of the Zimmerman family if not for the fact that they released it through their publicist, butterball hedgehog Matthew Boyle of Tucker Carlson’s We Can Totally Be More Racist Than Those Dicks At Breitbart Daily Caller:

In a letter to Attorney General Eric Holder on Monday, obtained exclusively by The Daily Caller, a family member of George Zimmerman asked the nation’s top law enforcement officer why he has chosen to not arrest members of the New Black Panther Party for their rhetoric — some of which may fit the federal government’s definition of a hate crime — throughout the Trayvon Martin case.

The family member believes the reason Holder hasn’t made those arrests is because he, like the members of the New Black Panther Party, is black.

“I am writing you to ask you why, when the law of the land is crystal clear, is your office not arresting the New Black Panthers for hate crimes?” the family member wrote to Holder.

“The Zimmerman family is in hiding because of the threats that have been made against us, yet the DOJ has maintained an eerie silence on this matter. These threats are very public. If you haven’t been paying attention just do a Google search and you will find plenty.

You would be surprised how often the Justice Department, when confronted with a massive crime wave will ignore their own NCJRS Abstracts Database and instead will say, “fuck it, just ‘google it”. That’s how the FBI caught John Dillinger. You can google look it up…

Then the Zimmerman family member appealed to Eric Holder’s sense of literary justice by comparing Hey-I-shot-an-unarmed-black-guy! George Zimmerman to a character in To Kill A Mockingbird.

Guess which one? Go on, guess, it’s fun!

Noting President Obama’s White House event last week celebrating the 1960 novel “To Kill a Mockingbird,” Zimmerman’s family member drew a novel comparison to the American literary classic.

“Strangely enough this case has a lot of parallels to those of Harper Lee’s ‘To Kill a Mockingbird,’” the letter to Attorney General Holder read. “George Zimmerman has been treated much like Tom Robinson was, chastised for not being the right (or wrong) color and found guilty based on race factors.

“You have the opportunity to act as Atticus [Finch] and do the right thing. Your boss would refer to this as a ‘teachable moment.’”

Yes! Tom Robinson, the black field worker who was wrongfully arrested, tried and then convicted of raping Mayella Ewell and subsequently was shot shot seventeen times while trying to escape is exactly the same as George Zimmerman who is holed up somewhere blogging and asking for money while pointing out that he has been forced to leave, among other things, his “.. entire life“.

Harper Lee wept.

However….this is not the stupidest thing that you will read at the Daily Caller (and that includes Mark Judge’s Mandingo Warriors Swiped My Motobecane as well as anything else Matt Boyle has written or will ever write). No, the stupidest thing would actually be from one of the the DC’s readers, as seen in the screenshot below.

Prepare to be dazzled:

Wheels within wheels, man…