
Yesterday we noted that Gawker has recently acquired a mole in the Fox News room and there was much joy expressed throughout the land.
This morning a “spokesperson” for Fox said that they had tracked down said mole:
“We found the person and we’re exploring legal options at this time.”
Crisis averted! Back to slut shaming and terrorist fist bumps!
Except not:
So Fox’s PR team has been telling people that they have “found” me and are presently “exploring legal options.” If Fox has smoked me out, it’s news to me. I’m still here. Back to work.
This is better than could be hoped for as Fox Security (presumably the same Fox Imperial Stormtroopers that Bill O’Reilly unleashes after his sexual conquest fails) are subjecting Fox employees to “enhanced interrogation techniques” (finally Hannity gets waterboarded!) in order to smoke out the evil malefactor. It’s like a real life version of The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street.
If you ask me, they should be taking a look at that Cavuto guy. He looks like the type, if you know what I mean…




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..bring out the “comfy chair” lol …
“Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard”
Maybe they should pay Billo to threaten to tickle all Fake employees with his, uh, “felafal.” The one who starts to run away really fast screaming is the “mole.”
When is “The Mole” going to produce a video of any Fox announcers trashing the Fox news audience? How about revealing an acceptance of climate change? Maybe even an expression of simple disgust over the way the GOP is doing things?
Pictures of toilet stalls and calling Bill O’Reilly an Uncommonly Big-Shitter?
Ooo
Aaaaw
Still NOT impressed.
I would think that anyone who broke their employment contract to dish some dirty and then set up a paypal website to pay for their legal bills would be able to make more than zimmerman could. I know I would throw them a few bucks.
Is this the part where John McClane says yippie-ki-ya motherf**ker
They’re hesitating to act because the mole may be armed. The obvious Second Amendment solution is to have security open fire on everyone and let God sort ‘em out.
…Okay, fine. Just leave a clearly-labeled glass of fluoridated water out, in view of a security camera. Lefties LOVE that s**t. They can’t resist it.
This should start devolving into cannibalism pretty quickly. Especially if it turns out the mole doesn’t actually exist. Just imagine the level of internal witch hunt that will be going on as they intensify the snipe, er, mole hunt.
And, in local AZ news, the mad hatters at the Lege have passed and sent to the Governor/Dental Hygienist a bill that would prohibit abortions after 18 weeks, a date determined by the ‘first day of the mother’s last menstrual period’ (a neat bit of timing, since effectively it could easily not only be pre-conception, but pre-twinkling in teh eye as well) and would criminalise physicians for performing abortions – and yes, one more – another ‘bill’ heading to the Governor/Dental Hygienist’s desk, which would set up and fund an armed militia entirely separate from such things as the National Guard or Reserves, under the Governor’s control, to ‘help the Border Patrol’ and slaughter more brown people yearning to breathe free on the northern side of the southern border. More than unauthorised groups already have done.
Can I just please the hell go back to Alberta now? Or somewhere? Turks & Caicos sounds nice. Kamloops? Ottawa? London?
That is the standard way pregnancies are dated in the medical literature and in current medical practice. In pre-ultrasound days that was the only real parameter that we had (last menstrual period), and changing it now would only confuse things.
It is not an issue. The rest of the damn bill is.
Stephen Stills, Buffalo Springfield, 1967, then three years later “Ohio”, after the Kent State assassinations.
But I always enjoy adding to paranoia, from a techie viewpoint. The “StuxNet” malware, was designed by the best brains in the Cyber-Espionage Community. It got loose because of the “TTL” malfunctioning or something. But the beauty of StuxNet is that it can be employed for remote surveillance or spying, or crime or fun hacking. So a computer intruder could be the “mole”. But it is likely the Mole is an underpaid intern.
An 18 week window – which includes around two weeks of nothing. It’s not relevant that this is how pregnancies were dated in 1910 – it’s only relevant that the ambition is to move to claim that all fertile females are potentially pregnant and must be constrained. That’s what this is about.
With your reference to Cavuto, I assume you’re referring to his enormous head? Meaning he could be an alien invader, disguised as a human? That would explain quite a lot.
nawww .. nawww .. bogg was referencing a paul simon tune ..
“paranoia strikes deep in the heartland
but i think it’s all over done..
exaggerating federals exaggerating facts
.. they don’t have no fun ”
[from "have a good time" by p. simon .. ]
[showing your musical age there tbogg.. lol]
Looks like it’s not news to the mole any more: First “suspended indefinitely, with pay” then fired.
and it’s in 7/4 too. great tune. great band. “I should be depressed, my life’s a mess, but I’m havin’ a good time…”
he was groping for the word loofah (and thats not all he was groping for) but overlaid it with falafel, and it came out as faloofah.
I’m having visions of unemployed dental hygienists and lab techs offering to scrape the plaque from female uterii in back alleys–just as a precaution, mind you.