Such a click-bait post heading.

For those looking for their “Kate Upton’s boobs”, they’re down there. No lower. Oh, fine…. here, lazy housewife-type person.

There is a copious amount of water falling from the sky complemented by atmospheric electrical discharges which are in turn followed by sky booms happening in San Diego right now which means that car accidents will be up (due to the fact that we don’t do “driving in the rain”) and post-Kony2012 naked public displays of ‘enthusiasm’ will be down (due to ‘shrinkage’).

And speaking of “lazy housewife-type persons”, it took a day but SnowPac Snooki finally took time out from burning through her SarahPac cash on vanity projects to declare that Hilary Rosen’s comments about Ann Romney have “awoken” hard-workin’ stay-at-home grizzlymoms who have presumably been hibernating while their offspring were off gettin’ knocked up, makin’ miracle babies, and breakin’ into and trashing neighbors homes for their drunken snowbilly Rainbow parties. What did Palin say? Who cares. But suffice it to say that there is no stupid topic on God’s Green Earth that can’t be made infinitely stupider by adding a healthy heaping of Sarah’s nutty word-clusters.

Ann Romney met with Callista Gingrich today and Ann’s expression seems to indicate that she was less than pleased with the scent of equal parts sin, social climbing, and Aqua Net Extra Super Hold. Callista is Newt’s third wife, by the way… but not in a Mormon way, ifyouknowwhatImean.

And now that Random Ten-ish thing:

Barrel Of A Gun – Depeche Mode
Not A Lot To Do – The Zutons
Greek Suite III: Epirotiko Meroloi – Charles Lloyd & Maria Farantouri
O.G. (Original Gentleman) – The Bad Plus
I Could Be Dreaming – Belle & Sebastian
Diablo Rojo – Rodrigo y Gabriela
If You Want Blood – Mark Kozelek (AC/DC cover)
Aw Shit Man – The Minus 5
The Christians And The Pagans- Dar Williams
Riot Rhythm- Sleigh Bells
and
Cop Shoot Cop – Spiritualized