“Tomorrow we will have something definitive to say, one way or the other.” Probably perhaps a clear statement, maybe tomorrow, or the next day, but definitely something soon because we’re vewy vewy angry, see us stamping our teensy, weensy feet and shaking our widdle fists.

And God did speak, “Let the war on Comedy Central begin.” And He saw that it was good. And then He rolled on the floor laughing His ass off.

What consequences? Being boycotted by a bunch of idiots who take marching orders from Bill Donohue? It’s highly unlikely they’re Daily Show viewers in the first place, seeing as how they don’t possess the intelligence levels to understand the humor.

‘suffer the consequences’ eh? There’s something in there about Catlicks and Jews, I just know it, but that big ol’ tin ear is in the way, again.

f he does not, we will mobilize Protestants, Jews, Mormons and Muslims to join us in a boycott of his sponsors.

That makes me very happy indeed. Not, “We will ask these people we believe to be hell-bound subhumans to help us out”, but “we will mobilize them” as though they were our little Risk army pieces and we control them and will decide how they are used.

I can only imagine how well that will go over.

Think Donohue is dumb enough to accept an invitation to appear from Stephen Colbert? I’d watch that!

How does a vagina manger compare to a menstrual hut — the approved way for a woman to purify herself after menstruation?

Wonder if John Stewart will respond to Bill Donohue in a way most deserving?

And everyone knows how Jon Stewart responds to threats…

Video mash-up!

Roll 212!

Ya know Billy, the proper response to a manger covered vagina is to get down on your knees and pray to the little Jesus.

The cover-up is revealing.

C minus. Bill, see me after class.

Ok, that right there is the best headline ever.

Donohue & Co. should be counting their blessings.

Stewart could have called it a cunt creche instead.

D’ja notice that the Catholic League logo is pretty vagina-like itself?

Unless He was delivered via C-section–and I don’t think He was–a vagina was the first thing Jesus saw (not counting cloudy amniotic fluid). This is all about Bill’s misogyny and mommy issues, just like other fauxtrages he’s ginned up. Where is Neo-Jesus of the Holy Throwing Star when you need him?

What is the male equivalent of a vagina manger?

He’ll probably try to send an e-mail to Khomeini.

Um…OK. THIS is beyond brilliant:

“lubed-up altar boy bondage slaves”

I need a cigarette.

Calculus.

k.
so Bungled-o’Bill will have to make this VERY pubic, er, public so that the general electorate will know just what happened!
can you imagine this bit getting on network TV? cable news? newspapers?
mission accomplished!
yay, jon!

Wow, yes, I’m sure that Catholic League of Pedophiles members are a substantial component of the Daily Shows audience.

still haven’t stopped laughing……..

Since they are largely talking about the same people who participated in the NOM “boycott” of Starbucks, Stewart’s advertisers don’t have a thing to worry about.

NYT reporting that the Vatican has joined the war on women, putting those uppity nuns back in their place…the 7th Century.

I am an atheist and my wife is spiritual. Only 39 years together. How can a church tell us what to do?
We thought church and state were separated.
Personally, tax the Catholic church for going political.

I’m curious as to what Bill’s official role is in the Church. Vice Prefect of the Perpetually Outraged? I have to say, between Bill and the Bishops, they sure are stepping up their cultural war on behalf of the Republican Party. The RNC must have quite the dossier on the RCC…

Anything to change the subject from what the good fathers at St. Molestus have been up to for who-knows-how-many years.

I stand in awe of the chutzpah of an organization that demands the kind of control over women’s genitalia that it has so utterly failed to exercise over its own priests’ penises.

Just remember..I didn’t ask for post-pubescence this early in my life.

Typical Donohue bigotry — not mobilizing Ceiling Cat worshippers to join his boycott

I think the number of people that Bill Donahue can “mobilize” for any action at all can be counted on one hand.

Why the media keep covering him….oh, wait, never mind.

Doesn’t the name Donohue mean leprechaun in Gaelic? And don’t these little buggers have a pot of gold stashed somewhere? Maybe Donohue has his fortune stashed under the church or are the purse strings of the Catholic League just tethered to an altar? Methinks the pot around Donohue’s tummy has something to do with all the gold he’s making from being a lackey for god.

ABSOLUTELY!
It is an idea waaaaay past due.

OK, circle-eh, I’ll bite, How old are you??!

Shorter Mr. Bill: “My God, my God, why have you allegedly forsaken me?”

~ Harry R. Sohl

I have to believe he is suffering PTSS from when he was an altar boy and played pick up the quarter with the priest. Or maybe he is just angry that no priest wanted to play pick-up the quarter with him.

This is really funny, coming from an idiotic mouthpiece for the “cult” that has been enslaving, persecuting, objectifying, torturing and murdering women for 2000 years, using their phony god as a pretext.

The Catholic Church CREATED the war on women in the west and has been waging it successfully ever since. Fuck him AND them!

Shorter Bill:

“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

Awwww… isn’t it cute. Donohue saw the boycott of Limbaugh and decided that he wants to start one too. It’s kind of like watching a pre-schooler on a tricycle peddaling furiously after the teenagers on their bikes, except more jowely.

Where is Donohues birth certificate? Why does he hate murika?

So Bill Donohue’s getting all upset at Jon Stewart for alleged immorality, eh?

This Bill Donohue?

Catholic League president Bill Donohue is sick and tired of coddling rape victims. That’s why he supports efforts by lawyers for two Missouri priests accused of sexual abuse to cripple an organization that advocates on behalf of the victims of pedophile priests – Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests (SNAP). 
SNAP is not involved in the Missouri litigation, but the priests’ lawyers are seeking “more than two decades of e-mails that could include correspondence with victims, lawyers, whistle-blowers, witnesses, the police, prosecutors and journalists.” Donohue thinks this effort, which seeks to bankrupt and embarrass the organization, is justified because “SNAP is a menace to the Catholic Church.”
 
Donohue went further, telling the New York Times’ Laurie Goodstein that the Catholic Church “has been too quick to write a check” and could save money “in the long run if we fought them one by one” – them being rape victims. He also claimed that the bishops are reaching the conclusion that “they had better toughen up and go out and buy some good lawyers to get tough.” “We don’t need altar boys,” he continued, as only Bill Donohue could.

This Bill Donohue?

William A. Donohue, president of the conservative Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, has made 23 guest appearances on TV news programs in 2004. Donohue uses his appearances primarily to attack gays and progressives. He has referred to the “gay death style,” remarked, “God forbid we’d run out of little gay kids,” claimed that Senator John Kerry “never found an abortion he couldn’t justify,” and claimed that “Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews who hate Christianity in general and Catholicism in particular … Hollywood likes anal sex.”

What’s that saying? That imitation is the sincerest form of flattery??

So the Glenn Beck & Lush Rimjob boycotts worked, to a degree, and now the RC Pederasts’ Chief Bellowperson wishes to employ the same, er, strategy against the dirty Jewish comedian, who was, you know, more-or-less just kidding around (but highlighting some truth)… ???

Nifty. Good luck with that one.

Republicans are not at war with women. Just their vaginas.