
It wasn’t enough that liberals had the New Black Panthers Even Blacker Black Ops Ninjas kill a perfectly-healthy-except-for-his-bad-heart Andrew Breitbart with a secret heart attack gun, we also had to kill a forensic technician, who may or may not have been participated in the Big Andrew Breitbart Cover-up Autopsy, as a warning to others in the LA Coroners office to keep their fucking mouths shut if they know what’s good for them.
Now comes the suppression of really really important conservative voices by shutting down the twitter account of the least butched-up member of “conservative royalty” (according to earthbound nitwit Michelle Malkin)…
…Chris Loesch, whom you may know as either the husband of yappy ninny and urolagnia aficionado Dana Loesch or for his star turn/reason-his-children-will-need-therapy-someday as a chubby hip-hop-happenin’ Founding Father at this year’s CPAC. It seems that Cee-Loesch’s twitter account has been suspended and now the urine has hit the fan with conservatives who may be on to us before we can shove socialism, forced abortions & birth control, and sharia law atheism down America’s throat:
Conservative Chris Loesch, music producer and husband of radio host and CNN contributor Dana Loesch, had his Twitter account suspended on Sunday. He was apparently targeted by leftist users who utilized the “Block & Report Spam” function to trigger the social media account’s automatic spam algorithm. He was notified of his suspension via an email from Twitter claiming it was due to multiple unsolicited mentions to other users. “You will need to change your behavior to continue using Twitter,” the email admonished.
“I never threatened anyone and am careful about being concise with what I write especially in public,” Mr. Loesch told The Washington Times. “They were going to make me sign this note that said one more infraction and I would be permanently banned. I wasn’t going to do that so I wrote emails to some of their people.”
This is VERY SERIOUS , YOU GUYS! And if you roll your eyes, laugh and point at them – YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM:
Normally I would suggest lots of hysterical shrieking, running around and frantically waving your hands in the air while pissing all over yourself and and blurting out the kind of nonsensical conspiracy theories that are created when paranoid fantasies, tinfoil irrationality, and a persecution complex hook up and make an orgy baby… but that’s pretty much how these people handle everything from a car backfiring to a negro walking towards them on a city street.
I would add that Chris Loesch, who is currently being held incommunicado in Twitmo, is the moral equivalent of Steven Biko, but apparently Andrew Breitbart took that to the grave with him…






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Twitmo. Heheheheh.
Can’t say anything else, overloaded by all the lulz from these people.
Still not convinced that the Breitards actually exist.
Because seriously, if you were really that dumb how would you make it into adulthood without swallowing a bag of nails or playing in traffic at night?
Because seriously, if you were really that dumb how would you make it into adulthood without swallowing a bag of nails or playing in traffic at night?
I blame Ralph Nader….
TBogg – if you didn’t have such a scary, creepy avatar, they wouldn’t take you so seriously. You really do have the whole scare-em-if-you-got-em package.
Nice twitwork, comrade.
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Ive been admonished for speaking about this openly, but I cant hold back my exictement any longer…
Our plans, the plans we have worked so hard to develop and execute, are finally coming to fruition.
Having the entire Dem party play weak and spineless actors to the gop bullies for decades has worked extremely well. We created the necessary optics for our covert plans. Now we can bring “hope” and “change” to the masses. They wont know what hit ‘em.
Special thanks go out to Marx, Stalin, Lenin and Mao. Also too Alinski, Rev Wright and the guys who used the heart attack blow darts on Breitbrat.
Comrade-General, it appears that the other side has broken your code of not-using-exclamation-points in your tweets and has identified you as not-one-of-them. We can only hope this has delayed the addition of the Galt-Rock and Rearden-Metal wing to the Rock and Roll Hall of fame.
But Tens of Millions of dollars to purchase advertising by completely anonymous people is the definition of FREEDOM!!
Bwahahaha! Our conspiracy has cornered the market in tin foil, thus denying to the freaked-out wingnuts their only true defence against O-ray mind control.
Not that ‘aluminium’ stuff, that actually *amplifies* the O-rays, but true, pure TIN foil.
Once the wingnuts wake up to the threat it will be far too late, and they’ll be reduced to carrying the rainbow flags in Rmoney’s concession parade.
Here are a few designs that can be modified using tin instead of aluminum. Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanies
Re: Breitbart
I think the telekinetic powers I’ve been praying for for 50 years finally kicked in.
Tbogg = Incorrigible.
Let loose teh Houndz!
That picture – is that a publicity still for the remake of “Dumb and Dumber”?
ps – if these wingnuts are going to be pissing themselves, could we get them to eat some asparagus first?
I am shocked and stunned that the chronically pants crapping “heroes” on teh Right were able to figure out our eee-vil librul plan through your twittered tweet.
After all, it was not in their native language – MIZPELLD WURDS SPELD IN ALL CAPS!!11!!1!!!
I’m semi-offline this week, so I’m not really following this, but tell me why I shouldn’t believe it was the Breitards themselves who got Loesch suspended, just so they could blame it on us, because they haven’t had a successful “action” in days and they need to do something to keep the knuckledraggers hating on us….
BOHICA, this site is *awesome*. Thanks! Esp the section concerning the Belgian waffles.
Uh oh. The wingtardz are – cue the suspenseful music – ONN TWO US!!!111!!!
When in danger
Or in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and shout.
Applause
TIME’s obit for Breitbart said that people couldn’t believe he was dead, and gave some nonsense reason for it… he was so full of life… such a scamp. If I’d seen it sooner, I’d've written and told them: no, it’s because so many lies have come in from his direction, nobody with enough brain cells to make a triangle would believe anything without confirmation.
I am a veritable babe-in-the-woods when it comes to the intricacies of the twittertwats. What does “multiple unsolicited mentions to other users” mean? Sounds like spam to me.
Wheels within wheels, man!
I always heard it as
When in trouble
Or in doubt
Run in circles
Scream and shout
Still applies, though.
Hey, you forgot Bill Ayers, who supposedly poisoned that LA Coroner’s assistant who
preparedprobably didn’t have anything to do with the report on Breitbart’s cause of death.Oh, and the Rothschilds. Who may or may not be Jewish. Or not really Jewish, because they could be ASHKENAZI Jews!!!!
Oi. I’m not sure what it is that these people have inside their heads in place of brains. I suspect it’s little torn-up bits of kapok that were dipped in shit and then rolled in peanuts.
Oh but these are VERY DANGEROUS times, esp with TBogg on the loose!! Truck nuts!
Bogg:
Did you just say “Twitmo”?
My God.
Hat tip.
The “Rock and Roll Wee Wee Queen”and her husband L.L.Cool Mo, will not be silenced.They are farces to be reckoned with.
I was chewing my chicken sandwich minding my own business then…I surf into TBogg, feeling good, making it through the entire post until I hit twitmo and well, you know. So I figure, what the heck, go for the mangoes: “Mr. Loesch believes the spam-reporting campaign was kicked off by comments he made in defense of his wife. “It was business as usual for her I suppose,” he said. “Veiled threats, rape and murder comments, the typical liberal misogynist slag. Being the chivalrous and testosterone filled being I am requires me to protect the woman I love and call out the haters for being the ‘anonymous internet tough guys’ they are…Needless to say they don’t like being called out and struck back by reporting me as a spammer or worse.”
Or worse? Worstest? What could be worser–being “struck back” or having to think about Chris and his testosterone addiction.
Um, I can’t get past the photo – are those Breitbartards wearing Breitbart-style wigs to look like the late Breitbart. (yuk, hate typing his name three times)?
Unbelievable.
Just use “Deadbart” instead of “Breitbart”. It makes the whole situation quite clear, plus I suspect it irritates the hell out of his fanbois.
I actually usually refer to Breitbart as Dimbart, but Deadbart also works. I guess he’s now a Deadbart dad.
I wonder why they poisoned the guy in the coroner’s office? Was the heart attack gun out of ammo?
What’s even more unbelievable are the gang signs and colors. They aren’t even tough enough to belong to the Mickey Mouse Club, let alone imply that they are bad-ass like the Bloods and the Crips, because of what they are/do.
They were really, really veiled threats, too. “What an idiot” meant “We will do something violent to you.” “He is mistaken” meant “We will deny you your first commandment rights to have an opinion and breathe air.” You have to be able to decode liberalspeak.
Practice on the first paragraph in this comment. The result will be a recipe for delicious toffee squares. Serves six!