It’s a long fall to the bottom of that canyon, Mr. Coyote.

I assume you finally coughed up that photo of your own self. Did you have the “George” tattoo airbrushed off of your ass?

Dude, your ass is SO much finer than Shakira’s…

Wait a minute…oh, wow, now I have feelings I don’t understand…

Also. Does he still think your name is “tblogg?”

On Thursdays Jennifer posts as Wennifer or Fennifer, depending on the photos.

Jennifer should sue George for royalties. After all, if it wasn’t for a somewhat popular blogger, George wouldn’t have 235 followers that he no longer has because he killed his twatterblog where he called a lady a c**t that he’s proud of and intends to use to prove something something in court in a law suit or something.

George managed to find a stage 4 cancer cure on Google unbeknownst to oncologists. I hope he posts more about his mad search skills that unveiled Jennifer.

I thought I was Jennifer. Why did you steal my Jennifer, tbogg?

Somebody better warn Jennifer Something that George Tierney jr. of Greenville, South Carolina is coming after her with a swollen Tort.

TBogg Jennifer, it totally hammers asses that you’ve finally come out.

Fuck chops all the way around!

Fuck chops all the way around!

What will the English language look like once the alleged Peak Wingnut passes? Will it look something like Klingon?

I TOLD y’all that I was shocked to hear it suggested that Mrs TBogg was straight!

I have the weirdest boner… so, now I can have a crush on you for your writing AND your body? You’re too kind, good sir, uh, ma’m, too kind.

Jennifer, it looks like your favicon, which was formerly a basset, was replaced by a blue dot with fingers. I haz the creepz.

Edit: refreshed, and its now a basset again. Cool.

best.commenters.on.teh.internets.

I like the logic involved whereby he has First Amendment rights and you don’t.

Also, if he sues you for anything you should give him those sconces.

Nice to meet you, Jennifer.

You can call me Hatmandu Blanche.

i always pictured you with a bit more ass than that, tbogg. not bad for a white chick though.

Somebody need to tell this dumb fuck asshat the first rule of holes. I predict hours of trivial amusement at his expense, especially when he learns that public statements (like Twitter) are fair game.

Can I offer my not-an-actual-lawyer-but-will-play-one-on-the-Intertubes self to write your legal response? I’m not certain many courts will accept motions to dismiss that are written using feces, so I’ll use the second-most-appropriate medium, crayon. I will still use brown, however.

Ooh, so you’re the one that ‘started all this crap against’ George?

Well. I like your hiney.

Oh dear, glossynews’s website is crashed. It only took, like, what, 20 of us?

Jen, maybe you can clear up a mystery for me…are thongs really as uncomfortable as they look?

What a shock! Who would have thought that someone with vicious, vulgar behavior like George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina would not be welcome near someone else?

I wish the interviewer would have asked him about the restraining order that a woman down in SC took out against him a few years ago; that, and the “giving false information to a police officer” charge” on his record suggest that the guy has been running around doing the crazy for awhile.

A chunkier Reese Witherspoon Jennifer Aniston type of boner?

The good news is he’s found a cure for stage 4 cancer.
The bad news is it consists of a shotgun blast to the head.
The good news is that he tried the therapy out on himself first.
The bad news is he’s still tweeting with no ill effects.

yes, my name is Jennifer and I am totally lesbian for my wife.

John Derbyshire, on the other hand, thinks you’re way past your prime and wouldn’t even consider doing you.

Didn’t think Mr. Tbogg could get any awesomer.

I was wrong.

Hey -
George Tierney jr of Greenville, South Carolina removed his Twitter account again. I’m guessing Mom revoked his Internet Privileges.

x2

Well, as long as it’s confession time, I’m actually Erick Erickson, and I’ve been scouting for oppo research. I would have crushed you puny libs earlier, but got distracted by the bassets.

I think it happened right after folks started tweeting questions about the “restraining order,” that “Rhonda” filed against him.

Quite frankly, after almost ten (10!) years of blogging, I feel this great sense of relief that I can finally come out and admit that, yes, my name is Jennifer and I am totally lesbian for my wife. And Shakira’s ass.

It’s about time, too – I’ve long suspected it. Although you just know George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina is going to file a suit against your clone Jennifer Aniston. At which point Jennifer Aniston’s lawyers will crush George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina like a grape.

You’re not the only one who’s got a thing for Shakira’s ass, by the way.

GlossyNews.com – I have not heard that.
George Tierney – Yep, it’s in the news. It’s also a fact that you can be a muslim and you can go to the top echelon and you can go to them and request Chakira [sp] where you can renounce your faith in front of God, man and everybody else in order to get what the muslims desire, and that’s what Barack Obama has done.

Man (or Girl, now I’m really getting confused), you are doubly outed.
All this attention on Shakira’s (Chakira’s) ass. It’s what muslims desire!

Guess we’re all muslims now.

Who was that again? George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina?

Wasn’t sure I had the name right. Of course, it’s George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina.

Look, I am female and mostly straight. I do not understand this Shakira’s ass business (well, except for envy — no matter). Can we please go back to just pwning George Tierney Jr of Greenville SC?

Hey Jennifer, I have a great recipe for peperoncini steak in the crockpot that you might like.

Reading that interview made me kind of sad. Think Tierney may truly be struggling with a disorder. Not snark. Sounded kind of like someone I worked with once– obnoxious rude & hard to take but seriously delusional & messed up. Probably a condition of a lot of these wingnuts.

At least he didn’t channel tbogg as Chunky Reese Whitherspoon. Dodged that bullet at least.

Yeah, I do keep feeling sorry for the guy. How can we help? Srsly. I think you are right.

Jennifer, please extend my apologies to your wife who should never have been dragged into this mess by George Tierney. In the event that she has been harmed by this PR disaster, I hope she can find some relief in the courts. I mean it.

She did not ask for this, and I am so very sorry. I say this because you will get no apology from George Tierney. Who may be ill. I am sorry if he can’t help himself. Your wife deserves better, Jennifer.

We live in The Golden Age of Snark.

What a fun reading. Thank you, FDL.
I have a bit of 99% humor I’m hoping will go viral in a modest degree. It is delicious Karma. Shit, this is where I have to admit I can’t link……YouTube “Damon Vickers house burns”.
Man, are there stories within stories to that rogue Wall Street sociopath’s few months stay in our community!
He was so driven for strong-armed secrecy that anyone working for him couldn’t reveal his last name.
That didn’t work out as well as planned, did it, Damon Vickers?

George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina is obviously a man with serious problems but George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina won’t accept help because George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina is deludely arrogant, decidedly antagonistic and a very serious bully, with all the maladjustment those symptons define. So George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina will continue his oh-so-mockable behaviour right up to the point where something goes cataclysmically wrong, whereupon, if he doesn’t ‘go all-Amur’can’ on the asses of his nearest and dearest with a large calibre weapon, he’ll experience a monumental catharthis, break into a million weeping pieces, spend a period in rehabilitation where he’ll refind Jeeeebus, write a shitty book for Regnery with attendant Faux medja appearances and then sink into slow decline, twitching every now and then with the memory of a certain wily female who was to blame for his undoing; the mysterious, nefarious,Jennifer aka, TBogg.

Since it’s confession time, I must now admit I am a lesbian, also too.

Pete

John Derbyshire is immune to the charms of Jennifer, she being over 16 and all.

The whole interview just screamed “brain tumor” at me. Dude is seriously screwed up in the head, either chemically or physically.

Wait! If you are Muslim, can you eat fuckchops?

So many questions, Jennifer!

When we refer to George Tierney, Jr., we should be sure to add the Jr. His dad’s got enough problems, seems pretty horrified at what his spawn has wrought, according to George Tierney, Jr.’s interview.

I’m still trying to figure out whether fuckchops is a noun, verb or descriptive or possibly a command…..

Jennie! Flee at once – all is discovered!

I’d just hate to serve any of my Muslim or Jewish friends a heaping plate of fuckchops and find that they’re not halal/kosher.

I’ve got a great recipe for stuffed fuckchops, but it takes a bit of time.

Grilled fuckchops are easiest to whip up, since you just need to briefly marinate the fuckchops before tossing them on the fire, but you’ll want a thicker fuckchop because a thin-sliced fuckchops tend to quickly dry out.

Some might prefer to cook their fuckchops low and slow, however. I hear braised fuckchops are a regional specialty in South Carolina, and George Tierney, Jr., of South Carolina can eat a plate of fuckchops with a side bag of salted dicks.

That’s a swell recipe. Apparently George Tierney, Jr. of South Carolina likes his fuck chops with dick cheese.

Before Tblogg Jennifer outed herself, and showed the Interwebz she’s no carnival bearded lady, I thought fuck chops were mutton chops for hipsters.

Seriously–can George Tierney, Sr. go back and change his son’s name to something else?

Agreed with previous comments–this group of commenters are the BEST on the innertubes…I’m usually just here to read and enjoy. I’m only funny enough to enjoy the humor. But you all make my day better.

“a plate of fuckchops with a side bag of salted dicks.” The breakfast of champions. Schweet. Maybe our dishy host, Jennifer, would consider putting out a book of wingnut recipes (McMegan could get a chapter on easy side dishes to make with Himalayan sea salt in her million dollar Thermomix, and Althouse could do a section on drinks for all occasions). Throw in some raunchy basset pictures, sign the fucker with a gold highlighter, and I’d buy it.

Folks, I’ve enjoyed all this hilarity as much as anyone else. After reading the GlossyNews interview, however, I suspect that this guy is seriously mentally ill. Grandiose conspiracy theories about Obama? Odd ideas that only he knows (TBogg=Jennifer, for example)? Having the secret of curing cancer, for God’s sake? I think it’s time to leave him alone to wrestle with his demons in the obscurity he deserves.

I think Sarah Palin could actually beat George Tierney in a debate.

He’s not mentally ill. He’s just a garden-variety wingnut. I spend an unhealthy amount of time lurking at winger sites, and what he says is par for the course. Maybe the secret cancer cures are a tad unusual, but the advertising at a lot of winger sites (WND, Prison Planet) is very much at that level.

Oh, and this bit from the Tierney interview?

The Reverend Jeremiah Wright admitted once and for all that he helped muslim brother Barack Obama accept Christianity, a fake version that is, without having to renounce his muslim faith. That’s an absolute fact.

That’s straight from Acclaimed Investigative Journalist Edward Klein, as told to Sean Hannity.

I am with Jennifer on this. George Tierney (Jr.) of Greenville, South Carolina owes an apology to Sandra Fluke, no matter how many cures for cancer he has discovered. I’m sorry for his problems, but not sorry I can’t give him a break on the apology thing.

Man up, George Tierney (Jr.) and this stops.

I agree that it’s par for the course with most wingnuts, but I still think there is some mental illness going on.

I have a sibling who oftentimes speaks like Tierney, albeit sib is still able to curb the desire to use the “N” word and would recoil in horror if called out for being racist (which sib is).

These rightwingers have been mentally debilitated from too steady of a diet of Limbaugh, Glenn Beck (who is seriously deranged, imo) & their ilk. And my sib, like Tierney, has serious anger management issues to the point where sib cannot be left alone with grandkids (due to hitting them, I’m very very sad to report).

While I was amongst the fray of those who poked Tierney with a stick (so to speak), I’m now gonna back off to a degree (that’s just me).

I find it sad & sadly disgusting how brainwashed & sociopathically manipulated a significant segment of our population has become.

Tierney *appears* to have some reasonable & reasoned concerns about US politics and what’s happening at the federal level. Yet to turn to sociopathathic monsters like Still-Dead Breitbart for his “information” is… uh, sadly stunning but also sadly predictable.

I wasn’t surprised to learn that Tierney was a Still-Dead Breitbart accolyte, however, as I thought he seemed very similar to the War. Bitches. Get Some!!11 dude.

Sad & pathetic. Deserving of pity, frankly.

Actually starting to feel bad about stuff like this now.

I’m just glad George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina is focusing his malevolent energies at a different Jennifer than me.

Well played.

Pre-Teabagger world I’d agree 100% George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina suffers an unfortunate case of mental illness and needs help.

But for dog’s sake, just look at http://www.freerepublic.com/ I mean, all those people could give George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina a run for his money in the crazy race. I mean jebus, 20% in polls show some support for the tea party – AMERICA is mentally ill at this point, there ain’t enough room in the sanitariums!

Absolutely! As the self-appointed speakers for 99% of the population, we should leave poor George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville South Carolina alone, and refocus our energy back onto our real enemy – Barack Obummer, of Wall Street, New York!!!

Fuck George Tierney jr. of Greenville, South Carolina, even if he’s bi-polar, retarded, hunchbacked, clubfooted, diabetic and/or Lutheran.

He’s an asshole and he seems to be proud of it.

If a mentally ill motherfucker takes a swing at you, you’ve still got to defend yourself. Sometimes you’ve got to club him down to keep him from coming back at you. Too bad about the brain chemistry, bro, but I’m not getting the shit kicked out of me if I can help it.

George Tierney jr. of Greenville, South Carolina, MIGHT meet all definitions of a bugfuck paranoid crazy, but he’s DEFINITELY free to say stupid and insulting shit on the intertubes. No apparant guardians to take the keys to his Twitter. Whether he’s driving his computer drunk on rage or because he skipped his Thorozine, he’s out here.

He attacked Ms. Flke with his rants, I’ve got no problem with giving him a virtual beatdown.

Love your hair, Tbogg!

And what a nice shout-out to Jennifer! Hey, Jen, I’m a little jealous!

God, this guy is fucking stupid!

Oh, sorry, I should say – George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, SC is fucking stupid.

You said that. I didn’t. That wasn’t the intention of my post. Just saying…

I get your point, and that’s up to you. Just commenting about MY feelings and not advocating for anyone else to do what I say. Up to you.

Geroge Tierney, Jr. of Greenville SC: “I think that the 2000 election was rigged, Al Gore won the election, but Jeb Bush was the governor of Florida, we had three recounts and all the sudden George Bush is president”

Quick, call the Daily Caller, call Breitbart! George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville SC is a liberal!!!

I still believe that *you* are the true Jennifer. George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville South Carolina was reading around on the Tblogg Google and discovered that you’re the woman behind the Jane behind the Tom.

Near as I can tell, the only illness that might get George off the hook is Tourettes. Otherwise, he said those words, and he has to wear it. Can’t imagine why he deserves pity or any consideration at all…

So at what point should we brace for an avalanche of martyrtastic “We are all George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina” articles from the wingnutosphere?

Near as I can tell, the only illness that might get George off the hook is Tourettes

TYPING Tourettes?

Speaking as someone who has Tourettes, only about 5% of us have copralalia, and even if he did have it, it don’t work that way. There simply is no excuse for George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville,SC, who is a professional goat blower.

I think what George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville,SC, professional goat blower has is copramentia.

George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina – the result of limited intelligence and self-awareness meeting the broadcast power of the internets.

He may/may not be mentally ill, but he is socially/politically conservative…so we have to assume he has an a priori pre-existing condition that facilitated his public immolation.

Sadly, I think George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina will learn the wrong lessons from this and he’ll be back for more public humiliation. There may even be a political future for him in the Teapublican Party.

It *had* occured to me that George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina read through the comments on the first TBogg post, and noticed that I had “outed” his place of employment (as could anyone with the google machine), and that was where the “Jennifer” bit came from. So I guess I should prepare for the legal onslaught, just in case, though as far as I know there’s nothing illegal about mentioning that apparently someone works at business x or y, and might be a deacon at a particular church. To the best of my knowledge, neither of those are libelous statements, and given that I made no suggestion that anyone call or otherwise harass George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina, his parents, or either of his presumed employers, I’m pretty sure there’s nothing actionable there.

I’m basically in accord with those who detect some mental imbalance on the part of George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina. That twitter feed yesterday was wackadoodle. It’s like he’s got writer’s Tourettes or something – pretty much an uninterrupted stream of tics and profanity, none of it translatable into any coherent view of the world.

Let’s see, we have anger control issues, problems with impulse control, signs of misogyny, love of threats of violence… Anyone else getting a sense that our friend in SC may have some domestic violence in his history?

There may even be a political future for him in the Teapublican Party.

Are you kidding? Andrew’s Crypt-o-Crazy crowd will be putting George’s visage on lampposts and porta-potties by the weekend.

Someone in comments at Balloon Juice linked a restraining order a girlfriend got against him in 2009; they also linked a question posted on a dating Q & A board, though I couldn’t see any evidence that the question had been posted by George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina. I’ll go see if I can find the link for ya.

Here’s the comment from Balloon Juice:

Abe Hammer Says:

You know what’s really interesting?

A few months after George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville South Carolina posted a question to yahoo answers’ dating forum he has a restraining order taken out on him.

curious.

Going to the dating site link again, I see the basis for assuming the question came from George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina – for some reason when I went to the page last night, it was showing “Anonymous” as the person posting the question. Now it’s showing “George” and the link there shows an email address and a comment that are suggestive of being the purview of George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina.

Is this the e-mail address of notorious goatfucker George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina?

ETA: Apparently George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina has a fan: http://blingee.com/blingee/view/129299954

Wasn’t implying that you did. I was just trying to fit in around FDL-land.

George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina:

Please call 867-5309, ask for “Jenny.”

Wait a second. You mean you’re the chick who was on “Friends” all those years? Man, am I confused.

Wait a second. You mean you’re the chick who was on “Friends” all those years?

No silly. It means that TBogg is a skinwalker who has taken to wearing Jennifer’s skin as his own. His smooth, caramel skin…

If you’d been paying attention you would know that the now famous internet researcher George Tierney of Greenville,South Carolina has discovered that inalienable rights only come with a Y chromosome and also that Jennifer Tbogg don’t got one. Too

According to SC criminal records, a woman did in fact take out a restraining order against him; he’s also been convicted of giving false information to a police officer (whatever that entails).

OK. No sweat. Keep coming back for more.

Actually, I think he is a practitioner of cranioprotology.

We’ll be sorry when we all die of cancer. Cancer that could have been cured in nine different ways, only four of which involve instant death! We’ll all be like, oh, save us, George Tierney (Jr) of Greenville, South Carolina! And he’ll be all like, by the blood of Saint Fu, I cast thee into the fucking darkness and shit!

He really has issues with women, doesn’t he?

Police Officer: Hey! George Tierney, Jr of Greenville, South Carolina! You been botherin’ that lady?

George Tierney, Jr of Greenville, South Carolina: Nope.

Police Officer: You lie! I’m arresting you on the charge of giving me false information!

Maybe George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina suffers from some form of mental illness. But what George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina really suffers from is a condition far too prevalent among white male underachievers in America – that you are trained every day that due to the country where you were born, the color of your skin, and your Y chromosome, you are superior to everyone everywhere and don’t need no book larnin’ to tell you otherwise.

And… cue music.

So we’re all just lesbians trapped in men’s bodies now?

I’ve often wondered if I had tourettes, it would explain alot.

Excellent! As you probably know, R&H fought to keep that number (and theme), for which I forgive R for his later, less than enthusiastic, response to Janis Joplin.

Girl, it’s a fact.

One blogger, angry about Tierney’s comments, found evidence of an early career at a Greenville temp agency and posted that company’s number

From the TV report posted above.