You should be enormously ashamed. Or amused. One of those… Probably amused.
We will speak of him no more. Unless we are compelled to.
Now, now. You were in on it too, Jennifer.
One blogger, angry about Tierney’s comments, found evidence of an early career at a Greenville temp agency and posted that company’s number
Yep. The Jennifer in question was the Arkansas variety. Thought so.
I just rushed over to post the alert St Mary’s had put up, and find you, as usual, ahead of us all…
I’m still not sure what’s preventing George Tierney from joining Erick Erickson and Dana Loesch as a CNN analyst. It certainly can’t be offensive tweets.
Jennifer (Jenifa) Taught Me.
As of right now, George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina, has deleted(for the 5th time, I think) his Twitter-twatter account.
annie b annie already wrote a folky protest song, “the jennifer song” i bet she was a george tierney of greenville south carolina fan.
And, like our sexy host says, the whole point of this was that geot.sc was just one of a legion of indecency, making with the pet names (“cunt”) and modest suggestions (“shut yer dicksucker”) at this (or most any) uppity woman (in many cases, any woman who doesn’t hide her gender online).
Well, perhaps this all made a point (message: we care). If even one mouth breather out there decided not to tweet from his gonads and took it out on a bowl of corn chips and jalapeño bean dip, it was worth it.
See, this is why we can’t have nice things.
George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville South Carolina, being the smooth-talking ladies’ man that he is, should hook up with Orly Taitz.
The church’s statement is fine:
ALERT: A man calling himself George Tierney is posting loathsome comments on Twitter, and many readers have confused this man with a deacon in our parish with the same name. Please note, however, that Deacon George Tierney is not the man posting the offensive remarks on Twitter or anywhere else on the Internet. Thank you.
I just emailed them, using their contact form, with thanks for the statement and expressed my hope that the deacon was not terribly inconvenienced.
If this doesn’t make George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville South Carolina aware of All Internet Traditions I don’t know what will.
The deification of George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville South Carolina in the rightwing victimizing blogosphere shall commence in 5…4…3…
The newsguy said that George Tierney Sr. said that George Tierney Jr. was embarrassed. He didn’t seem embarrassed in the last statement we saw from him. He seemed quite unrepentant.
Of course, if we were conservatives we could all now claim to be certified teachers.
I didn’t hear it that way. It sounded to me like Sr. himself was embarrassed. I actually feel sorry for Sr and the wife/mom. This has got to be pretty mortifying for them. I have a family member who does stupid crap and the rest of the family is embarrassed. I have to admit I thought the Deacon at the Church was Sr. But then I also thought Jr. was distancing himself from the Catholic Church because of their little boy diddling problem they have.
Anyway, so when’s Michelle Malkin come out with her pom poms and start cheering -G-E-O-R-G-E G-E-O-R-G-E Bush or Tyranny We love them both. Yayyyyy
Well, as long as George Cunt Tierney Slut Jr. of Greenville Whore Carolina has learned to shut his dick sucker, it’s worth the minor inconvenience of a couple of uninvolved parties. (Collateral damage is acceptable, don’t you know.) At least they know they’re dealing with liberals, who are demonstrably far and away less likely to subject them to terrorism and more likely to accept their disclaimers, and the church was smart enough to not only disavow connection to George Cunt Tierney Slut Jr. of Greenville Whore Carolina but to also condemn his online assholery.
I’m really hoping he’ll still take a shot at the lawsuit, though. As he’s compelled to read his postings out loud before the judge and courtroom, his father conspicuously absent, I have no doubt he’ll look around beaming with pride at his brilliant commentary on cunts and dick suckers. Oh God, please let it be televised…
TIME NOW FOR TO GO SHOWER
No, no! I never posted any phone numbers! I posted that Tierney apparently worked at Sunland or this other place, MSI I think it was, which I found on LinkdIn. And then I posted that there was a deacon at the church by the name of George Tierney, which could be George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, SC or perhaps his dad. But again, no phone numbers. I even went the extra mile by not linking to any of it.
But it’s not like it was hard to find…in the days prior to May 21, 2012, “George Tierney Greenville SC” had quite different top google search results. Apparently other folks were more incensed by the comments of George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, SC than even I was, and took it upon themselves to call places that seemed to be associated with George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, SC.
Plausible deniability is a wonderful thing.
And ass hammering. And ass monkeys. And fuckchops. Can’t forget those.
But the disclaimer doesn’t say they aren’t related. How many George Tierneys are in the same town? Even though his son’s grown he should still own that shame for raising such a strange, potty-mouthed human being.
Yeah but that guy IS his father. They leave that part out….
Tbogg, your good work for the cause of academia is duly noted. Someday, teachers everywhere will tell their students the sad and mournful tale of George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina.
No matter how often they may have heard the tale, the students will be on the edges of their seats, waiting for their favorite part of the story — every time the storyteller pauses to say “And then TBogg said . . .”
I think an honorary degree is in order. Or something.
How many George Tierneys are in the same town?
Um, it’s one of the Carolinas. Family trees tend not to branch much. We’re frighteningly close to South Carolina, with only the river keeping them at bay…
Since the guy has been in jail for a DUI (not his first)/driving on a suspended license, arrested for lying to the police, had a restraining order taken out against him … I think the Mr & Mrs George Tierney SR know what they have on their hands.
George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina should have a grand ol’ time looking for work in the next, oh, couple o’ decades or so… any potential recruiter need just fire up teh google to discover what a rare find he or she has on hand, and it’ll be “don’t call us, we’ll call you — like, never, fuckchop” as the receiver comes crashing down.
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
Don’t I know it. Elsewise I’d have kept my dic…mouth shut.
Family trees tend not to branch much
Man to wife: “That ain’t right to say that. Is it, Sis?”
George Tierney needs to be promoted as a tourist attraction for Greenville South Carolina. A big sign – Home of….. It doesn’t appear to have much else to offer. And, thank you, TBogg for days and days of fun.
Hammers-n-Asses may need a spokesperson or he could model for FuckChaps (ass-less chaps for fuck chops).
But the real money’s in motivational speaking. Who wouldn’t drop good scratch on George Tierney’s “I’m Winning Dick Cheese (and so can you)” Tour?
I think “loathsome comments” is pretty good, and “offensive remarks” is adequate, and I never much liked the God of Numbers, even in reverse.
And now it’s on the news*. I’m pretty sure this is the first time Cokie’s Law has ever worked on my side.
* (The local news, that is – where, I feel I must point out, they didn’t feel the David Gregory-an need to scour the countryside until they found someone to explain that it’s not that big a deal and besides libruls do it too.)
Is all that criminal stuff true? Yikes.
Fuckchops Bitchez. Get some!
Has this twat denied fucking his sister yet? He must be guilty of fucking his sister! I want to check that documentation, too!
So George has gone dark, no tweets, emails, or interviews? Must be preparing that lawsuit against you Tblogg/Tbogg/Jennifer.
Can’t wait for the court date. This is going to make the Simpson trial look like community theater.
Nice work Jennifer.
Next up: The Pope.
I figured he had at least one DUI bust. The snide, semi-cryptic reference to AA’s Big Book, and Bill Wilson’s LSD-instant ‘spiritual awakening/moment of clarity’ experiments usually speaks of a less-than-profound introduction to AA, probably at the behest of the local court system.
Looks to me like a drunken rant by a sick drunk, with much bile and unrequited entitlement frustration. Probably has a lot of guilt about those blow-jobs he gave to those really mean, and horny, guys in the county lockdown, in order to keep his commissary goodies.
Wonder how much longer he’s got before he Breitbarts?
Is that the same as going ToastFace?
It struck me how they must really know their local audience. I thought it was interesting that the local news reporter completely glossed over WHO George Tierney Jr of Greenville SC had directed his potty mouth at. Admittedly Fluke was little more than a minor news cycle blip until “Big Pharma” Rush used her as a strawslut to work out his rage issues for 3 days straight, but even then the story was more about him being an asshole. I doubt she’s a well known figure in the general population particularly, but is hardly an anonymous random woman from the intarnets.
If they HAD included her identity in the report, though, it would have completely changed the dynamic, and I don’t doubt turned into an ongoing trash fire with local wingnuts demanding an equal time segment to counter… something or other.
The best thing about that newsclip?
They used the phrase “George Tierney Greenville, SC.”
It struck me how they must really know their local audience. I thought it was interesting that the local news reporter completely glossed over WHO George Tierney Jr of Greenville SC had directed his potty mouth at.
Yeah, that’s a good point. The whole story also seemed to have a “you dumb-fucks, your kids know better, don’t do this” theme from beginning to end.
Guess who’s had a few and is back online?
Every night when I think I may have to find something else to do…..
also – this guy is his best friend and egging him on….
Check out his stuff TBogg…i think you’ll find it about on the same level….
Hey hey hey — I’m from the other “one of the Carolinas” and my family tree branches quite well, thankyouverymuch. Not that we don’t have our share (and more) of idiots here as well, but don’t lump us in with SC.
“When the site’s author said Tierney sent threatening emails demanding the tweets be deleted, the Tierney’s name went viral.”
“The Tierney’s name went viral.”
The Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina is now aware of all internet traditions. Especially the Google.
It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC is back and is currently threatening to kill and/or anally rape (possibly in that order) Glenn Danzig, of all people.
Yeah when are they gonna martyr the guy?
Should be happening right about now.
I can’t stop laughing. And LOLing.
The only thing that could complete this would be a Daily Show interview with the hapless George Tierney Jr of Greenville SC, wherein George Tierney Jr of Greenville SC makes a complete fool of himself because he doesn’t realize it’s The Daily Show.
He’d better goddam leave Danzig alone! I’m taking online Spanish lessons from that guy!
Stephen Colbert is from South Carolina. I see an America and her Heroes segment possibility.
Next time the blogger awards come up, TBogg’s George Tierney Jr. of Greenville South Carolina series must be nominated.
If Jennifer don’t fit, you must acquit!
A tip for George Tierney Jr of Greenville, SC.
That is one smaart high school teacher!
Hey! I’ve got family in Greenville, South Carolina and they think George Tierney Jr is a mite tetched. At least. Also.
I believe a look at George Tierney Jr of Greenville SC’s Long Form Birth Certificate is order! Don’t ask me why, the only halfassed reason I can think of is that this is a proud Conservative tradition. I mean do we actually know if this fuck chop exists? He may be some sort of European Communist Post Colonist.
A little equal time for the late and unlamented St. Andrew of Breitbart, please.
Oh, he’s real. And he’s SPECTACULAR!
Now I gotta get back to HAMMERING ASSES, FUCKCHOPS!™
The account is open again. George Tierney Jr must start drinking early.
I don’t think his crazy relies on external catalysts, though they do seem to get it more agitated.
“The Internet never forgets” – Profound words from the news clip, and certainly words to live by, or at least drunk/tweet or rage/tweet by.
I was gonna do more pictures, but they’re superfluous…the guy’s Twitter feed is straight up memes. I’d think /b/ was trolling us if I didn’t know better.
This guy has totally destroyed himself.
I made a permanent home for George Tierney of Greenville, SC on Myinterwebz
We are all Jennifer now.
I drop by for the snark and stay for the comments.
is it possible to commit mass murder on twitter? i’m getting a sharpshooter in the tower vibe from that guy
BAHAHahahahahah. Poor George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina. Has anyone seen his birth certificate? What is he trying to hide!