Isn’t this a hand out? Can’t these lazy fuckers pull themselves up by their bootstraps and buy guns for themselves?

What’s next? Free drone missile strikes?

The worst of this is that these buggers won’t be offing themselves, they’ll be blowing bits off while demonstrating their quick draw technique, or someone will be showing off the pistol and it will go off .

Inscribing big words in tiny type on a pistol that is more than likely loaded. That’ll thin the herd quickly.

Carlson’s the kind of disingenuous little weasel who could literally call this the Justice for George Zimmerman Memorial Event and still claim that he’s not trying to promote any violence. In fact, I bet that’s what he’ll do, to perk up business.

Jeebus Christ on a crutch. Can’t these guys get the bill of rights on a piece of paper like the rest of us?

Bizarrely and sicklily, the onscreen ad when I opened this post is for Calibex, an armored apparel maker.

Sure to be a collectible.

Unlike the fucktards wh thought this up, I really can’t see a downside. Can you?

What, possibly, could go wrong?

Stray rounds striking somebody next door?

I see this and listen to these lame fucks and have to look out my window to see if I am in Afghanistan or Somalia all of a sudden, there being some need to be armed when I go down to the quick-e-mart…..

The Bill of Rights includes the Eighth Amendment, the one that says the government can’t torture prisoners.

Funny how that doesn’t get the same rigorous defense that the Second Amendment does.

After what happened in Seattle today, this is the last thing I want to see; more mentally damaged people with access to guns.

That never happens in the mental movie these folks have running more or less all the time. Therefore it doesn’t happen in real life either.

Besides, another high capacity Glock clone is just what the world has been waiting for (not). I can’t see anything wrong with this business plan…

Given their readership, they are less likely to commit suicide with it than to accidentally kill off their family members.

Hey, it’s just selective, convenient reading — just like when the Xtians read Leviticus to justify their hatred of teh ebil, ebil gays, but callously ignore the inconvenient neighboring passages about also stoning seafood eaters and mandatory hatin’ on those who dare to wear clothes of mixed materials.

Accidentally? Or “accidentally”? Wives and children can get uppity, too.

I’ll enter! If I win, I’ll send Carlson a note telling him I have redirected my prize in his name to a black self-protection group. Now which one to donate it to…

I truly hope each and every winner obtains gun safety training and remembers they are carrying a deadly weapon that shouldn’t be waved around at people.

I truly do…

Enough with the guns. Let the useless fuckers strangle themselves with their unraveled bowties.

There’s this one. A neighbor lady of my in-laws was a member. She once shot her husband in the thigh, on finding him in bed with her daughter (I think she was his daughter too, but am not sure). She told my mothe-in-law that she’d missed, she’d been aiming higher. True story.

Tucker Carlson’s helpful internet gag newspaper/repository of George Zimmerman fanfic is giving away free guns!

“Tucker Carlson’s helpful internet gag newspaper/repository of George Zimmerman fanfic slash fiction is giving away free guns!”

FTFY.

I see this and listen to these lame fucks and have to look out my window to see if I am in Afghanistan or Somalia all of a sudden, there being some need to be armed when I go down to the quick-e-mart…..

Actually, you live in Dumbfuckistan. Arm yourself accordingly.

And it includes the Sixth? Awkward.

Again, given the people we are talking about, the safest place to be when they fire a gun is their target.

How the feck will this work? It’s a “contest”? When you win, do they just ship it to you in a handsome quasi-leather case? Any background check? Is ammo included? I suppose I could find out all this, and more, by reading the contest rules, but ugh.

It’s a marketing scam. If you click on the ad, you will eventually be inundated with spam.

BigGunz&Ammo laughs all the way to their off-shore accounts at how easy it is to get big money from the rubes. If some of them rubes get themselves or other rubes dead as a consequence? Oh well. Plenty more where they come from…

Or maybe deliberately kill off their family members and then commit suicide. But, Bill of Rights!

Will the winners be required to register with their state’s “well regulated militia” before they are given the arms?

Wait till somebody gets killed with one and Carlson protests that he MEANT them to be gun shaped cigarette lighters but some unnamed producer had gone rogue.

For the record, families where there have been members that suicided with guns might have reason to be offended with your cavalier treatment.

I would think that they would have bigger issues to deal with than my post.

Herb would probably agree. With the cavalier treatment part. By whoever.