Tucker Carlson’s helpful internet gag newspaper/repository of George Zimmerman fanfic is giving away free guns! Yay!

 

The FMK 9C1 is an American-made high capacity 9mm designed by Jim Pontillo and manufactured in California. Each gun is engraved with the Bill of Rights.

This gun will come in handy for Daily Caller readers late election night as California is called for Barack Obama and it’s all over but for the shouting and the flash mobs of New Black Panthers bumrushing all the  nice white neighborhoods looking for white wimmens, Skittles, and  motherfucking ice tea.