wow! I didn’t know Andrew Breitbart was an elf in Lord of the Rings!

Precisely! Make those ears pointier. Maybe the head too.

Didn’t the Ghostbusters fix this painting’s wagon?

I’m almost done Phoppin’ the bottom half (and it’s not man and it’s not mineral)….

Oh, now you’ve got me thinking of how MST3K ripped into RenFest over the years:

HUZZAH!

The Bots Rip Off Mike

And my favorite RenFest bashing, sadly not available in a short clip but viewable at 5:00 into this episode of The Giant Gila Monster: “Bite me, Frodo!”

I didn’t notice it the first time around, but that soul patch is KILLING me. It’s just so hip. Somewhere the complete version of the painting has him naked from the waist down and he has a Prince Albert.

What the hell are those things between his shoulder plates and his arm guards? They look like someone was slicing one-inch steel pipe on the bias. And really uncomfortable to wear, too, seeing as they’d keep him from raising his arms enough to actually use that sword.

This is what’s known as “artistic license”…the artist made a soul patch composite out of the unruly stubble that perpetually covered the slovenly Breitbart’s lower face.

Also, too: the image as is is extemely gay. Like in The 300 gay.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

What the hell are those things between his shoulder plates and his arm guards?

They’re retractable feathers!

When you’re afflicted by the dreaded stumpy arm you better hope your retractable feathers can man-up…

I find it disappointing this and the previous thread focus so much on Andrew’s armor. I venerate not the simple cloth adorning Our Savior in various depictions, nor would any of the artists prefer we do so.

It is the light in a man’s eyes that speaks eternal truth, and l’artiste Bugnon has, by the hand of the Lord, given us the opportunity to share that.

I will be making a submission even though I live in a third world hellhole.

Best time-waster EVER.

p.s. If Romney gets (he won’t) elected, that painting would go in the Whitehouse…you know it would.

Either that or it’s a burn from a crackpipe. I can’t decide.

Alas, I have no photoshop skills, but I’m looking forward with great excitement to see what others come up with. Still amazed that anybody actually reveres that screaming rageaholic.

I’m trying to recruit someone to p-shop my sky-goatse idea.

Here’s another idea – fits with the fucked-up proportions of the original work…Breitbart as one of the seven dwarves…RAGEY.

p.s. If Romney gets (he won’t) elected, that painting would go in the Whitehouse…you know it would.

I bet Obama puts it in The Oval Office since his assassins weren’t quick enough to remove dead Andy’s head for wall-mounting along side all the other trophy kills….

Since you live in America’s hat, we’ll give you an exemption.

Still amazed that anybody actually reveres that screaming rageaholic.

I’m just not feeling the rage from this bucolic master piece, but I do have a hankering for some naked wrestling…..

Or stumpy

Thanks!

I envision a scenario where the affectionately nicknamed Brentwood Speedbump will be exhumed by the League of Wingnut Superheroes and borne to the laboratories of the Heh-Indeedy Institute for Sexytime Robot Design. There, under the careful guidance of Teh Ol’ Perfesser, this Legend will be brought back to life, then rebuilt along the lines of something like this, but with suitably updated, er, appendages.

A comment at the site displaying that image serves as a precautionary note, though: “That robot’s right leg will never get any action. Ever.”

Let’s hope for better for this Glorious Hero of the Right; lessons learned, and all that.

Somebody out there has already masturbated to this.

Just sayin’.

….and this is me, guarding the toilet paper supplies outside of the outhouses of Hell

Zombie Ronald Reagan is hidden somewhere in this picture.

Find Z.R.R. if you dare…

Well Tbogg, I think the painter of this masterpiece was trying to warn you that the task you’ve set out for yourself, scrutinizing multiple Breitbart representations, will be very close to that of a medical officer conducting a “short arms inspection.”

Also, it occurs to me that, among the many forthcoming Breitbart portraits, this one may become known as “The Kiwi Breitbart”. And the lines, “I put out my atrophied stump, and touched the face of Reagan.” keep running through my mind.

It’s the fuckin’ mullet that puts this over the top.

Dumb dead bastard just cracks me up…

Man that works so well.

O’Keefe: “Ha! You are but the buzzing of flies to Andrew!”

I’m no photoshopper, but I envision something simple yet (in)elegant. Someone should photoshop his REAL face over the cleaned-up mug in the painting.

The little T. Rex arms are killing me.

Has velveteen been mentioned? That nyce nylon velveteen that doesn’t wrinkle when u use it as a throw over the back of the vinyl sofa (to cover up the splits at the seams)?

What with the stumpy TRex arms, I thought it already was photo-shopped

Joan of Dork starring the Munchkins.

My ‘shop fu is seriously too weak to even contemplate doing this, but I know the entries will be EPIC.

It’s your world, T, we’re just living in it.

I hear Thomas Kinkade is painting an even worse portrait of Breitbart in an artist’s studio somewhere in Hell.

He still looks like he’s fighting to hold a fart in. Which is the only battle he ever lost, oh brave warrior…..

Got this one knocking around in the basement.

http://driftglass.blogspot.com/2011/03/old-school-media.html

But perhaps a new effort is called for

I don’t have the photoshopping skills needed, but for the love of all that is just and beautiful in the world, will someone *please* make him into Lord Farquaad. Please! The original “artist” did half the work already.

Conservative Hackiography at its finest.

The Bronze Dumbfukya still beats Saint Britefart tho.

The possibilities are endless, yet this is a difficult challenge. Choices, choices…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EeqihpskV0&feature=related

So they have industrial-strength-quality girdles in Heaven. Good.

Heh. That would be awesome. I’ll see what I can do if I get some time.

That would explain the look on his face. Which is ‘I can’t breathe’.

Give ‘em hell, Slayer!

Find me a picture of Warner Todd Huston on his kness… and someone who knows how to use photoshop!

That’s a publicity shot from BREITBART ON ICE, coming to an arena near you this Fall.

From the waist down it’s black tights and silver Ice skates.

That’s the blondest Uruk-hai I’ve ever seen.

I think that’s just because he’s, y’know, dead.

As the leader of all illegal activities in Conservatopia…

http://driftglass.blogspot.com/2012/06/as-leader-of-all-illegal-activities-in.html

Why’d they photoshop Andy dressed up as the dwarf from ‘Game of Thrones’?

My first quick-and-dirty attempt…

Another quick one…

P’kolino Nesting Birds.

Here’s mine:

http://bgalrstate.blogspot.com/2012/06/tboggs-photoshop-ghost-of-breitbart.html

xo

Bluegal’s submission is quite nice!

They are Buckles on the ends of Leather Straps. That’s how the different pieces of a suit of armor are attached to each other.

That. Is. Awesome!

Fabuloso, Blue Gal – - I’m almost more astonished about where on earth you found that Valkyrie photo than I am with the way ol’ Andy’s open-cakeholed mouth fits right in with a neat *click* … Great big sopranos aren’t as common nowadays as they usedtabe. I know Pshop, but haven’t the nous to get into this – - but have to ask, did you do anything with controlling the light effects? It looks so perfect.

(Also, this piece means that It’s Over. But we knew that.)

Thanks Suedoise! On that one, I definitely did play with the color, lighting, hue, saturation, blur, contrast, and brightness. Indeed, there are days I do my photoshops one pixel at a time.

i have no photoshop skills either, but anyone is welcome to use this line:

Life is just a handjob in the gutter.

The buckles inside the arm holes are safety devices. Damn OSHA regs!

Just in case nobody else has stepped up to try it yet, here’s my take:

http://tildology.com/2012/06/06/ghost-breitbartse-in-the-sky/

That was just too awesome an idea to be left undone. :)