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In an effort to call attention to some minor legal squabbles at a very low court level, Ace O’ Spades is calling upon all conservative bloggers to Shut The Fuck Up this Friday because … fuck it, seriously, I don’t know what the hell they think they’re doing but it’s hard to see any downside to this, so I guess I shouldn’t complain.
Anyway, here’s the dealio, you figure it out:
For now, I’m just going to write this, to let people know my plan.
On Friday, this site will be absolutely dead-silent, which is what Brett Kimberlin and his stalker crew seeks, and what the media and our supposed Representatives in Congress would permit.
The only post on Friday will be a bold-faced Open Letter to Congress, urging them to act and not attempt to pass the buck to others.
They are our representatives; we would like some representation.
They vowed to defend and protect the Constitution; they can honor that vow now.
I will post links of Congressmen’s and Senator’s email addresses and offices and phone numbers, and urge every concerned American citizen to let them know, in no uncertain terms, that a crime in progress against the First Amendment (and people’s safety) is occurring, and we humbly request they take this seriously.
They are literally going to get someone killed. That is their endgame here.
Will the media and Congress pretend “we didn’t know” when this happens?
I’m sure that the members of Congress, who like to bolt their offices as early as possible on a Friday afternoon in early June in order to get home/play golf/start getting drunk/get peed upon while wearing only a diaper (David Vitter only), will set aside the start of their weekend just so they can read open letters ( in BOLD! ALL CAPS!!1!) on the internets about the Constitution that have been written by a sweaty bunch of fourth and fifth-tier paranoid drama-queen bloggers .
Yes. This will definitely happen.
This is going to be the Greatest Act of Grassroots Citizen Activism since the Palinista’s Road To Ruin Car Stopathon brought down the Obama administration. By Monday, nothing will ever be the same again.
Forever.
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Anyhoo… wtf is all that warning about ‘your ip address will be captured and tortured until it yields all its secrets if you listen to anybody else but me on this story’?
Ace is holding a “Silence Strike” to bring attention to his ‘First Amendment Rights’ being oppressed by a “stalker crew”?
Hey Ace! You should hold your breath too. That will totally make them think twice about laughing at you.
Uh oh, Ace is off his meds again. Please call the guys in the white lab coats. This is urgent, someone literally is going to get killed.
On Friday, this site will be absolutely dead-silent, except when it isn’t.
This is joke, right? I mean, somebody’s really going to SHUT DOWN THE INTERTUBEZ to protest being Silenced by the Intertubez Oppressors?
It has so much potential! For fail.
I think this is a grand idea. But, as they say, Rome wasn’t built in a day. I propose he does this every day. Don’t write a single post ever again. That’ll show ‘em.
Ace o Spades-Taking Right Wing Victimization Delsuion to New Heights.
Must admit I visited AoS many times, just to hurl insults and point and snicker at the level of paranoia shared by those who post at that shithole of a site.
i used to be in a punk band named ‘no uncertain terms’ because really, fuck uncertain terms
So, in response to some incoherently perceived threat, ol’ Ace is going to do exactly what he thinks his perceived enemies want? I love wingnut logic, it make schizophrenia look logically coherent.
Open Letter to Congress, urging them to act and not attempt to pass the buck to others
Um, what exactly does he want Congress to do? I can’t give him the clicks, sorry. Is there an actually, you know, action that he wants Congress to take?
Also too, if Ace’s website is silent does that mean his commenters (friends, followers, nutjobs, whatever) will be silent, also too?
For now, I’m just going to write this, but this is a perfect opportunity to put our plan into motion. You know, the Plan. We will strike on the second Friday in June while the entire right wing is silent.
I can’t say anything more right now but further instructions WILL BE FORTHCOMING.
Do all wingnut protests involve NOT doing anything?
It is their best thing …
Like George Tiller?
Do all wingnut protests involve NOT doing anything?
well, on Earth Day they like to turn on all their lights and drive around really fast, so that’s something I guess…
I don’t get it. Then again, I don’t think I want to. Carry on.
How quick are they to run to the government, the Federal government, when they’re pissing their pants.
Do I even want to know who Brett Kimberlin is?
Because the svengali behind this dastardly attack is a super villain. And, Ace knows, ’cause he’s read it in comic books
He’s a guy the right wingers hate….the smaller the right winger, the more unhinged the hate
…Because while David Vitter can at least look forward to peeing his diapers, we all know that on Fridays, most of us have nothing better to do than sit around reading the travesty of spelling, grammar, and syntax that is “Ace o’ Spades.”
If you REALLY REALLY want to know, here’s my post summing up the rolling snowball of stupid and fail.
tl;dr: two groups are fighting over who gets to hit back last.
Do I even want to know why they’re all freaking out over Brett Kimberlin? Did he knee one of them in the groin?