I’m running for office, for Pete’s sake, I can’t have you getting baked on my beach:
Four years ago, when he was just a well-heeled civilian in search of a quiet beach house, Mr. Romney paid $12 million for a three-bedroom Spanish-style villa with unobstructed views of the Pacific and a rich history: Maureen O’Connor, the former mayor of San Diego, once lived there, and Richard Gere had used it as a vacation rental.
Little did Mr. Romney know that his efforts to quadruple the size of his house would collide with a bid for the White House, foisting the unpredictable dramas of home renovation and presidential politics onto a community that prides itself on low-key California neighborliness.
So now, after overcoming the distrust of social conservatives and evangelical voters to clinch the Republican nomination, Mr. Romney must win over another constituency, one that his campaign team never anticipated, polled or targeted: disaffected neighbors.
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For now, though, the Romneys are making regular use of their La Jolla house. Despite a busy campaign schedule, they have stayed there for the past two weekends. Mr. Romney has been spotted pruning the trees by his pool and touching up the paint on a fence.
The Romneys rarely entertain neighbors, but they have tried to weave themselves into the fabric of local life. Mr. Romney and his wife take regular walks around La Jolla, exchanging pleasantries with fellow strollers and occasionally enforcing the law. A young man in town recalled that Mr. Romney confronted him as he smoked marijuana and drank on the beach last summer, demanding that he stop.
The issue appears to be a recurring nuisance for the Romneys. Mr. Quint, who lives on the waterfront near Mr. Romney, said that a police officer had asked him, on a weekend when the candidate was in town, to report any pot smoking on the beach. The officer explained to him that “your neighbors have complained,” Mr. Quint recalled. “He was pretty clear that it was the Romneys.”
Fortunately for us, and unfortunately for the Romneys, we don’t have private beaches in San Diego outside of beaches that adjoin military bases. Access to their beach, just north of Bird Rock, isn’t easy, but it’s hardly inaccessible. And although their neighborhood is calmer area party-wise than mine is, this is going to be an ongoing affront to the Romney’s delicate sensibilities, president or no president.
Interesting for us is that the people who sold the Romneys their house is the family of one of the L&T Casey’s buds from school.
Small world, man…





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ONOZ! TBogg is six-degrees of 1%er. Soon he will grow old and the Republican party will make increasing sense to him. Traipse ye well upon his lawn while ye may for soon he shall ordering you offen it be.
What happens to a capital-gains tax cut deferred? Does it get baked, like a stoner in the sun?
Oh, crap! there goes your neighborhood Tbogg!
If you had a burning man celebration on his beach and burned a straw man, would he think it was a threat?
Mr. Romney confronted him as he smoked marijuana and drank on the beach last summer, demanding that he stop.
Portrait of the candidate as a colossal dick.
Everything just fell into place in my mind with such loud clicks that my neighbors probably heard it. I’ve always been puzzled as to why the Marquis would actually want the most stressful job in the world. But I’ve figured it out: if he becomes preznit he can have the Secret Service run the likes of Spicoli off the beach behind his house.
Those guys* with wires in their ears have no sense of humor…
*Okay, unless they’re off duty and in Bogota, in which case it’s party on, dudes.
Oh, somebody’s Bassets needs to visit a certain beach to leave behind some sweet-smelling chunkies in a certain plutocrat’s litter box.
Doesn’t California have open access to all beaches, except the aforementioned military bases? So Just ANYBODY could set up shop on the sand adjacent to the Romney manse. Hmmmmm. The possiblities…
“Mr. Romney has been spotted pruning the trees by his pool and touching up the paint on a fence.”
Just like Shrub!
But you know, T – summer visitors to La Jolla mean only one thing – they’re gonna start wintering in Arizona any minute….
First they came for the pot and alcohol and I said nothing.
Then they came for the coffee and tea and I said nothing.
Then they took Fenway and Wembley away in carriers strapped to the roof of a 1976 Volare station wagon and there was no one left to bark out in defiance. Or poop.
So, if he is elected, he’ll just have to go to the Hamptons…sooo sad.
I know his family moved to Mexico to practice polygamy. I don’t approve of that. Is it true that Willard has more than one wife? Will Christians really vote for a Mormon? I’ve had to chase Mormons from my yard. I’m a gay man and they disapprove of me. I disapprove of his religion. So there. He helped fund bigotry. He dodged the draft too. What a man. Very special.
Maybe he should move north. I just checked Google Earth and it looks like Nixon’s old house in San Clemente is still there, though a bunch of houses have been built around it since my last sojourn down that road twenty years ago or so. The Secret Service probably still has the wiring schematics on file, too…an expense saving opportunity!
If Rmoney doesn’t like drinking ‘n pot smoking in the beach nearest to his fab La Jolla mansion, then Rmoney shoulda hunkered down somewhere else. Pot smoking on a San Diego beach? Whoddathunk it?? Oh noes!
“Mr. Romney has been spotted pruning the trees by his pool and touching up the paint on a fence.”
It ain’t as manly as clearing brush, but I guess it will do in a pinch. “See, he isn’t out of touch, he paints the fence of his own $12 million beach house, just like the rest of Americans!”
Willard needs to arrange for a visit to Fiesta Island next month, during that big wholesome family friendly event. I forget the name of it. Either that or any weekend at Mission Beach, it’s all about Jesus around there.
Great opportunity for Willard to put on his Michigan state trooper uniform and police the beach hisself.
Looking forward to when he walks up to Black’s and demands that the pants stay on.
And just how did he know that it was weed that was being smoked?
Could it be that Mittens has himself partaken of the Demon Substance?
(Nice Spicoli pic, by the way.)
Maybe, just for this year, they should move Burning Man to Romney’s beach. It would be a logistical nightmare, true, but it would be so funny to see Mittens deal with THAT. If not the whole Burning Man, how about “Burning Man Jr” just for him…?
“Mr. Romney has been spotted pruning the trees by his pool and touching up the paint on a fence.”
And so begins the new media narrative for Mitt Romney, Republican nominee for President of the United States. It won’t be long until we’re told he’s just a regular guy..the kind with whom we’d like to have a beer.
Beer? Beer? A refreshing glass of no-cal water, maybe …
However, I’d love to see interest groups spring up such as “Doobies for Mitt” (has that nice passé touch) … “Shots for Mitt” (boozers to combine with vaccine supporters) … “Nice cups of black tea for Mitt” …
“Lines for Mitt”
Ann could certainly obtain benefit for her MS from some South California Purple.
You kids get offa my beach!
Whattya mean, this isn’t my beach?
Spicoli to Mr. Hand: You dick!
What a scurrilous lie! Mitt never partakes of anything of substance.
the over the line tournament?