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It’s closing time. One last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer.
Remember that tonight (midnight …3AM for you East Coast elitists) is the drop deadline for your Photoshop Andrew Breitbart artsye-fartsye thinge.
There is still time… for you, at least. Not so much, Andrew.
Send to tbogg at mac.com.
And remember:
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.
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MUST CREDIT TBOGG WHO FOUND IT ON THE INTERNET, SO … EXCLUSIVE!!!
The Barties have been announced!
The first annual Breibart Awards dinner, which will take place in Providence, Rhode Island, is part of the two organizations’ “Future of Journalism Summit,” which brings conservative news outlets and bloggers together for meetings, panels, and training sessions.
The Washington Examiner’s Phillip Klein will take home the Professional Journalist award; ‘Ace of Spades HQ’ will receive the award for best blog; and Andrew Marcus will receive the Citizen Journalist award.
Klein works for fake newspaper The Washington Examiner which is not to be confused with the even fakier Washington Times. Ace won because he got the other bloggers to stop blogging, so score!; nice fake out, dude! We don’t know who Andrew Marcus is so he must have been super effective being all citizen journalisty and shit. Winners will get their names engraved written on a commemorative discount coupon good for a free appetizer at T.G.I. Fridays. Try the potato skins.
Congratulations all you guys! Awkward leaping white guy chest bumps all around.
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You like that song, don’t you?
(Even if it is one of the top 20 worst songs of all time according to some music critic elitist)
Andrew Marcus is apparently responsible for this. Apparently, a hagiographic film merits an award named after the subject of said film.
nothing can top the toast. just sayin
First, I love how Politico misspelled Breitbart in the Awards Dinner mention. And kudos to the lost sheep for finding a way to continue Andrew’s tradition of attempting to fan conservative shit-stink over to Netroots Nation, despite the non-competition clause NN got from the hotels in Providence next weekend. Is the dinner at Olive Garden?
Finally, I already submitted my photoshop, but a good idea can’t be stopped, so here’s a blingee. Wonkette? You’re welcome.
http://bgalrstate.blogspot.com/2012/06/breitbart-blingee-end.html
Coupla-three extra squeezes of that ersatz, drippy, cheese-like substance crap, please.
Some poor soul is getting the Breitfart Award for Professional Journalism. This is like winning the Kim Jong Un Award For Economic Excellence.
Contests like this make lives like Breitbart’s worth…a farthing.
My submission is in…hope you got it!
If I had the knowhow, I’d enter a photoshopped head of Andrew onto this shining knight (needs no armor):
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1p07KyKixoo/SuZbBICdu9I/AAAAAAAAAVM/C-odlTHjMBY/s400/Tebow.jpg
(linky widget ain’t working for me)
Love the Toast of Andrew Blightfart. Can’t help but to think- butter or jelly?
As to the ‘awards’, it’s kind of like those politically correct awards to all the teams in a kids’ soccer league, no recognition of their individual win/loss records- just that ‘They all played their hearts out!’
This is like, ‘They all journalismed their asses off!’
Or, ‘They journalismed right outta their ass!’
Fucking clown show.
it takes a village yo
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7092/7161170381_b84eef02ea.jpg
thnx so much… specially the gut!
is it me or has Brietbart become more of a scumbag in death than he ever was in life! Check out my blogpost on what the real damage of Citizens United is.
http://www.ericnewsdaily.blogspot.com
Did Ace win on his dissertation of Bacon Playdough and its resemblance to the vagina? I think he deserved a conservative lifetime achievement award on that post alone.
I’d give Ace all sorts of awards for getting conservatives to stop blogging. I’ll give him even more awards if he can make it permanent.
Oh, and I’m working on my deadbart pic. So many choices! Dead hooker, mound of cocaine, or spiked dildo? Decisions…decisions…
Make way for the Pukelitzers!
Now Gooper “megatalents” will get to spackle: Victoria Jackson, Patricia Heaton, Dennis Miller, Jon Lovitz, Chuck Norris, Jon Voight, Country Picker A, B and C,
Oh what a time.
For some reason that escapes me entirely, I am reminded of eating French Dip sandwiches at a drugstore attached to a medical arts building in Van Nuys. With my Grandmama. I loved my Grandmama. I loved French Dip sammitches.
Maybe it has to do with Van Nuys.
I don’t want to do any more work than the original “artist” so I’ll just submit this-
http://www.ign.com/images/games/assassins-creed-brotherhood-xbox-360-57512/4fa6cb61cdc388ed13f5976a
EDIT: I apologize for not see the previous comment that addressed this.
I also apologize for mis-reading the comment that I thought had addressed it, but didn’t. I swear I’m not always this stupid.
So is the artist who created that image for “Assassin’s Creed” the same as the artist offering up “Saint Britefartsalot”?
Cuz if he ain’t, nobody tell the suckers forking over 4k for the pic.
And if he is, somebody should let UbiSoft know what he is doing to their brand name.
“I swear I’m not always this stupid.”
The people who fork out $4K for the “painting” are.
Tbogg: The Breitbart on toast is epic! Could you have that piece of deified whitebread done up in a faux brass finish and mounted on a chunk of Silestone (TM) scrap for the winner of your contest?