
Right about now, Luke Russert is texting him: I KNO! BO-RING. LOL :) BUFFALO WILD WINGS 4 LUNCH? CU THERE.
(UPDATED)
Now Chuck is checking scores on ESPN and probably playing Angry Bird while the president is all “blah blah blah European monetary crisis yadda yadda yadda”.
Maybe Obama should throw in a blowjob joke. Talk about LeBron or something…





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Nothin’ but a buncha foreigners screwin’ around with that economy crap. Who needs that shit, anyway? I got the next pitcher. Hey David G., you in? Be a nice warmup for Sunday morning…
(My Man) Chuck Todd is a fucking simpleton.
Funny, I just got a Washington Post email alert that I’ll Have Another was scratched as I was reading this post.
Hey, anybody wanna share a freedom fries?!
Poor, poor Toddler, the interpreter of news for the 1%s. Can’t talk about the European (aka German banks) debt problem – it might hurt banker feefees.
When the ECB says,
Ve ist der master race!,
then we heil! (*plllbt*) heil! (*plllbt*)
right in the bankers face…
Hey Chuck, aren’t you fucking supposed to tell us what “HE SAID”? Isn’t that the specific job description of the 21st century
journalistStenographer?Why is it the only time we see what HE SAID is when Fox re-edits it into one there videos?
Poor Chuck Todd is adrift in a sea of information. There is no hope.
O/T, but what about the Sir Andrew Breitbart (Grand Pooh-bah of the Knightly Order of Wolverines) photoshop contest, huh? Did I miss it?
Hey, Toddler, blow me.
I always thought Chuck would make a better gonzo porn producer than he does a journalist. He should just go get a moving van and drive around filming installments of Chuck’s Fuck Truck.
What’s that I hear in the background? The sound of one Chuck fwapping…
Here’s the latest news on the The Parfait Gentil Chevalier Breitbart:
It’s a steal!
Hagiography Fail!
If it’s not about a poll showing Rmoney and Obama 2 points apart in the eleven swing states, Chuck is not only bored, he is incomprehensive. He just does not get “the news” if it’s not a horserace — which he proved by his I’ll Have Another sad.
Also Beyond Todd: weather elsewhere!
Wow. Wait’ll Tbogg hears about this. Hey Tbogg!
Even more fun – the Breitbart print in all its forms has been disappeared from the Patriot Depot website. Damn. It’s now a scarce and sure-to-be-even-more-ridiculously-expensive collector’s item! Who wants to buy my postcards for $10K? That’s per postcard, bitchez!
The future of this country, I’ll Have Another, it’s all just rail-birding to Chuck Todd. Andrea Mitchell’s only concerned with her social schedule, Matthews is infatuated with his knight-errant days in Camelot and the sound of his own voice. The only two left on MSNBC worth a tinker’s damn are Ed & Rachel.
Maybe Todd should not be using his equipment for his longing and fantasy life….He’s on company time, ya’ know. And talk about bo–ring. Takes one to know one, so we’ve heard.
Todd reminds me of Russert. I Hated Russert he was a self important asshole and Todd is worse. Maybe, if Todd dies young, they’ll put his office in the Newseum, next to Tim’s. What a f*cking joke that is, Russert didn’t come close to Cronkite or Walter Winchell as a reporter. He was a biased gut less ( unless kicking whomever his bosses hated) right wing f*cking hack.
Chuck Todd used to be good when he used to come on CSPAN- he was a hill staffer at some point and he worked for Roll Call or National Journal. He was a poor man’s Nate Silver. Then he went to NBC and got Media Whoriefied by Russert, Scarbo and Gregory.
Chuck Todd is a soulless (media) whore. Fuck Chuck.
Screw Chuck Todd. Nothing more than a Quisling courtesan to power and privilege.
The last three mentioned would have found gainful employment in Joe Goebbels outfit.
did you forget Edward R. Morrow?
Why isn’t their an Occupy movement of the Corporate media?
I did, sorry about that , in fact I meant Morrow not Winchell. Thanks for the correction.
Want to know who Chuck Todd blew to get his current gig? No college,degree. Went to James Madison on a French Horn scholarship with a minor in Political Science and never finished. Nice work if you can get it!
It’s not Chuck Todd’s fault he’s mis-cast and sucks at his job. It’s the fault of the GE suits who put him there. Todd was fairly good at analyzing and reporting polling data in 2008. The result? They make him their Chief White House Correspondent! He knows nothing about, and is obviously bored by, public policy issues. All he cares about is who’s up, who’s down, who’s in, who’s out, who’s cool, who’s lame.
It’s Edward R. Murrow, not Morrow.