She Aborted Me With Science

Oh, Jesus Christ, Ross Douthat is trying to climb into your vagina again.

Here we go…

Shorter Ross Douthat:

I’m not saying the recent advances in science are going to turn us all into a bunch of Nazis. I’m just saying that recent advances in science are going to turn liberals into Nazi’s because, after all, they’re genetically hardwired that way.

Personally I look forward to a time when scientists develop a test to map genetic markers indicating whether a fetus will grow up to be a dithering passive-aggressive neck-bearded moral scold, because they’re the real burden on society.

She Aborted Me With Science

Oh, Jesus Christ, Ross Douthat is trying to climb into your vagina again.

Here we go…

Shorter Ross Douthat:

I’m not saying the recent advances in science are going to turn us all into a bunch of Nazis. I’m just saying that recent advances in science are going to turn liberals into Nazis because, after all, they’re genetically hardwired that way.

Personally I look forward to a time when scientists  develop a test to map genetic markers indicating whether a fetus will grow up to be a dithering passive-aggressive neck-bearded moral scold, because they’re the real burden on society.