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Bristol Palin, the Walmart Kardashian, was on one of those early morning news & empathy shows plugging her new workfare program, The Real Unwed Mothers Of Mat-Su Valley on Lifetime TV.
Bristol Palin, daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R), spoke with ABC News’ “Good Morning America” in a recent interview, explaining her philosophy on defending her mother from verbal attacks.
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“I think if someone’s going to talk poorly about my mom, I am going to pick and choose my battles and a battle like that, I chose to confront him and see what the real problem was,” she said. “I’m excited for viewers to see the real me in that, because I’m sitting there all tough and shaking and I’m acting tough and instantly when it’s over, it’s like, ‘OK, there’s the real Bristol,’ because I am calling my boyfriend, I’m calling my mom. ‘Ah, get me out of here,’ like, people are going to see the real Bristol in this show.”
Palin went on to say that she was just a “grounded, normal mom,” and that her character would show through in the series.
So … Bristol Palin is The Hulk.
HULK BRISTOL SMASH … words and sentences.
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Shorter Palin:
I guess we won’t be getting a straight job.
Oh Boy! Definitely gonna have sign up for cable TV to catch that show!
So much fail in one place.
She’s the grift that keeps on grifting. We are forever doomed to hear the moronic babbling of Palin and her brood.
There was gamma radiation in the wine coolers?! Levi may be more tricky than we guessed.
Next to the Shakira gif of your choice, I think this is my favorite animation.
That was Bristol “explaining her philosophy?” Socrates just asked for another hemlock–and make it a double this time.
Bristol refudiates proper grammar.
Her boyfriend?????? Lands sake….
That poor lad probably has a right wrist as thick as a telephone poll, what with her leading the abstinence-before-marriage brigade. I mean, she wouldn’t be a hypocrite about that, would she?
If she is a hypocrite, I expect we’ll get to welcome Trip’s new little brother, Stummble, into the world in less than a year.
I haven’t logged in for a couple of years. I just had to in order to check myself….that is the worst spoken rambling…i feel dumb(er). I’ll stop now.
So the whole show is going to be an endless series of her confronting strangers in bars who don’t like her Mom?
At least she won’t run out of material.
Palin went on to say that she was just a “grounded, normal mom,” and that her character would show through in the series.
Oh, I have no doubt her character will show through – only trouble is, we’ve already seen more than we want of it.
And, heh, Tbogg, “the Walmart Kardashian.”
Beautiful.
How is it even possible for Bristol (or her mother, for that matter) to perform the simplest of tasks when she seemingly cannot think and verbalize coherent thoughts? Every quote I’ve come across from her has been the same kind of insane disconnected babbling.
She must be a laugh riot as a mom. Putting the baby’s diaper on the toaster and then jamming a slice of bread into the wall outlet while wondering why the kid smells terrible. Oh, the humanity!
Who knew that a family with no brains or talent could build a television career out of defending themselves against those who say they have no brains or talent!
You know, somehow that’s a corollary to Warhol’s 15 minutes of fame axiom. An entirely new branch of scientific inquiry has just been born.
Please. Think of the children.
Make it stop.
Re the photo up top?
Ow! That thing hurts my neurons!
“I’m sitting there all tough and shaking…”
Wait. What?
mikey’s law:
Sufficiently Palin attempts at sentences are indistinguishable from MadLibs.
Don’t read this blog.
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristolpalin/
Thanks, Gocart; you made my morning…
Seriously, Bristol’s blog has a Polaroid (how retro!) of her with the kid, and the words “life, family, Alaska”; no “father” or “baby daddy” in there anywhere.
My wingnut oldest sister firmly believes that any woman who becomes pregnant and isn’t in holy wedLOCK should immediately give up the kid for adoption because ‘being raised without a father in the home is perverse’. Apparently this doesn’t apply to Palins in particular or rethugs in general.
I see the talent for creating word salad is multi-generational.
Yeah, but on second thought, I think I might like “K-Mart Kardashian” even more. Because of the assonance, which is a word that has ASS in it.
According to The Bad Seed, the “evil gene” is supposed to skip a generation. In the case of the Palins, it appears to be metastasizing.
Yes. And this one was panned by the Washington Times, of all places. Cable TV is such a hot bed of hot mess, and this is one hot mess grifter selling her wares.
Can we assume Bristol was home-schooled by mom? Because they don’t teach this varient of English grammar in the public schools.
You forgot the “golden rule” in this case: IOKIYAR, and IOK esp if your name is Palin.
My wingnut family still slavers at the shrine of Grifterella & her dingbat kids. Don’t. Get. It. Don’t. Want. To.
Just when you think it’s safe(r) to watch teebee again, yet another Grifter Con-Palin is there shooting off her pie-hole of FAIL.
You know, Tbogg, now you’re going to have to post something about her every week right before her show so we can all watch the meltdown.
And here I’d been thinking the Campus Crusaders for Christ were heavily into the Popeye Diet…
Are you kidding? She makes Elaine Benes look like Margot Fonteyn.
Hey now — that’s hardly a fair thing to say.
After all, he might be left-handed.
It’s clear that the “word salad” gene is not recessive.
Bristol Palin Sued by Bar Heckler: I Don’t Want to Be on Life’s a Tripp
http://www.eonline.com/news/bristol_palin_sued_by_bar_heckler_i/323355