Bristol Palin, the Walmart Kardashian, was on one of those early morning news & empathy shows plugging her new workfare program, The Real Unwed Mothers Of Mat-Su Valley on Lifetime TV.

Bristol Palin, daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R), spoke with ABC News’ “Good Morning America” in a recent interview, explaining her philosophy on defending her mother from verbal attacks.

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“I think if someone’s going to talk poorly about my mom, I am going to pick and choose my battles and a battle like that, I chose to confront him and see what the real problem was,” she said. “I’m excited for viewers to see the real me in that, because I’m sitting there all tough and shaking and I’m acting tough and instantly when it’s over, it’s like, ‘OK, there’s the real Bristol,’ because I am calling my boyfriend, I’m calling my mom. ‘Ah, get me out of here,’ like, people are going to see the real Bristol in this show.”

Palin went on to say that she was just a “grounded, normal mom,” and that her character would show through in the series.

So … Bristol Palin is The Hulk.

HULK BRISTOL SMASH … words and sentences.