Andrew Breitbart is in heaven, shitting on the right hand of the Father.

Andrew Breitbart is in hell, impaling himself upon the right middle finger of Satan. Over and over and over.

I take it that the cat copter will accompany every post about Breitbart. Wonderful. It still makes me laugh.

I think Breitbart is in hell being cornholed by Reagan. At least I hope so.

“It’s a national news site.”

OK. No, seriously, it IS. Just like my dumb little blog. It’s actually an INTER national news site. ‘Cause, you know, the internet? You type in the UR…the U…the part with the dot com ending, and it just shows up.

The comments over there are less coherant than a band of howler monkeys. Segal’s report, if you can call it that, is that Bill Daley gave answers that don’t agree with a book written by a liar, which proves that Bill Daley is the liar and the account in the book is proven. Also, Bill Daley is a poopyhead elitist for flying first-class, though since he’s now a private citizen you have to wonder why it’s any of Segal’s business whether Daley buys a first-class ticket or one for steerage.

That’s before you get to the comments. I keep noticing how all the commenters on rightwing blogs rant on and on about Obama’s “corruption” but never offer any examples of it. Probably it’s because they aren’t being fed a coherent narrative. I mean, so far all the right bloggers have managed to come up with is that he hugged another black guy back when he was in college. Their failure to put forward a convincing case as to why this was scandalous left their minions twisting in the wind…the minions know it’s because it’s two black guys hanging out together so…scary ooga-booga! But they also know they’re not supposed to say that out loud. So they get left with screeching “corruption! corruption!” because clearly, you get two black guys together and you just know they’re up to no good, but you’re not allowed to say that and no one’s told you what you’re supposed to say instead to fit the “corruption!” shrieking into some kind of coherent narrative, so…the default is to skreeeee about how corrupt Obama is. Ceaselessly. Endlessly.

Obama took on the Catholic Church? Cool! Because wow, talk about corruption…

Andy Breitbart is the new Basement Cat (now with rotors!)

Well, that’s why the RW blagoshere has started the #vettheprez hashtag on Twitter. Any minute now, we’ll start seeing all kinds of hard hitting investigative journalism about the non-existent systematic corruption of PBO. Oddly enough, they don’t seem much interested in peeking into that weirdo Rmoney’s closet…

Why haven’t the RW braintrust organized a seance to contact Breitbart? I’d think he’d have all kinds of important insights to share now. What are they waiting for…hell to freeze over?

COULD PEOPLE WHO ARE USING FAKEY EMAIL ACCOUNTS PLEASE STOP ACCESSING GWPDA BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND? Crockett Texas? C’mon! Nobody has an ISP connexion from Crockett Texas. And why the hell is the Social Security Administration reading about WWI Naval Actions?

Sorry. I’m very nervous.

You should blame it on Brett Kimberlin

Heh – I haz teh server set to bounce all those idjits.

JennOfArk writes: I keep noticing how all the commenters on rightwing blogs rant on and on about Obama’s “corruption” but never offer any examples of it.

Oh, if only it were rightwing blogs only. Sadly the same breathless rants occur as well on certain, uh, lefty sites which shall remain nameless as a courtesy.

I was struck by the number of comments praising Jeremy for his “good reporting,” which consisted of eliciting answers to two, count ‘em, two questions which have of course been repeatedly answered elsewhere. Reporting, what reporting?

Aw, have a heart. The poor dumb bastards are just emulating their Messiah.

He reports, we decide, isn’t that how it goes?

i’ve been getting the same kind of shit mail since posting some derogatory remarks about “firebaggers” here a couple of times last week.. undt ah too have set my filters to trap out the shit-slingers …

but ..all that aside .. WHY is the SSA studying WWII naval actions .. lol

This is why I am so deeply, deeply confused. And, it’s WORLD WAR I (Great War, 1914-1920). So far before SSA that all I can think of is that Teddy is investigating the background….

“Oh, and, also too, please, Mr. Daley, when did you stop beating your wife?”

I was struck by the number of comments praising Jeremy for his “good reporting,” which consisted of eliciting answers to two, count ‘em, two questions

Did he actually get any answers?

Breitbart News: Yes, and a national news site. You know Andrew Breitbart?

Bill Daley: Oh yeah, isn’t that the guy that died? OH YEAH! We heart-attacked gunned him! Bang biscuit!

I prefer, Andrew Breitbart is under the Boardwalk.

Yeah. That’s about right.

Responses like Daley’s to the deluded fuckwit give me hope that all will be well. Faint hope, but, hope indeed.

As crestfallen as I was that my favorite Blightfart P-Shop didn’t win, the Flying Feline of (artificial) Fackts is a very nice reminder of the maggot smorgasbord formerly known as Andrew Breibart. I’m happy now.

My dad lived in Philadelphia. Easy to remember zip code (South Philly): 1914-8.

Wait, I thought conservatives were all for the trappings of wealth, such as, say, flying first class?
Oh, of course, Daley’s a (nominally at least) Democrat; obviously, IOKIYAR only.
(smacks head for being so dumb)

The first deployment of CatCopterBreitbart! Most auspicious! I am chortling with glee!

Nyan cat copter Breitbart?

Please?

Andrew Breitbart is still with us. Wherever a drunken loudmouth is verbally abusing citizens congregating, he’ll be there. Wherever a goon is pushing their foot down on the neck of a nonviolent protestor, he’ll be there. Whenever James O’Keefe is making an ass of himself, Andrew Breitbart will be there, too…

(Apologies to John Steinbeck)

Aunt Snow wonders: Did he actually get any answers?

Yes: “That’s ridiculous,” and “Don’t be silly.”

O Well done, hard-hitting reporter-for-a-national-news-site Jeremy. No doubt he wears a fedora with a press card stuck in the hatband.