Comment #1 over there is full of win: Ann Coulter is so hot that her and I both get an erection.

… and Charles Krauthammer weeps green tears of silent envy, eclipsed in yet another emeritus award category….

Nose Candy Andy is NOT hot.

He’s been at room temperature for almost 4 months now.

I don’t think I ever wanted to know that some women think Breit…whatever is is someone they put at the top of their giggity list….

Srsly? Someone has the hots for Ben Shapiro? And will admit it in public. Who knew? Even his wife (who apparently has no name, even in a column Shapiro wrote about their wedding) has to be in it for the fame money access …?

How soon duz teh PrissyPants Brigade arrive to protest … well, everything?

Shapiro wife (Mor) dated for four months until she touched his penis and then HAD TO MARRY HIM

I was going to ask what a werewife is when not a wife… but I really don’t want to know the answer.

There are not enough drugs in America to overcome the images raised by that comment from someone named werewife. If I had to choose between a view of a stiff Breitbart and a view of Cthulhu I’d have to sit down with a case of single malt and a bale of BC’s best to think it over.

I call shenanigans. Nobody attracted to the Cocaine Counterculture Commando would be released from solitary long enough to tweet a twat.

I’m guessing when they’re done being all high-minded about not possibly being able to endorse a presidential candidate, or maybe just when they’re in the mood to scold somebody who might be having some innocent amusement.

Why does the corpse of Ann Coulter always get dragged out for these Hot Conservative Women things? Also, how did they pass up Claire Booth Luce and Phyllis Schlafly this time?

I wonder whether TBogg might like to hire a Site Scold? Someone who could provide constant monitoring for the appropriately endorsed opinions, expresions and conducts permitted on teh premises? Come to think of it, wouldn’t Wembley be perfect in the role?

Werewife?

There wife.

/young frankenstein

Have to say, that this is undoubtedly the only time Breibart has been “stiff” and it gives him an unfair advantage over the competition.

Gosh, what a great idea! I’m planning on retiring soon. Maybe I should volunteer for the job. I’m exceedingly cranky much of the time, and have very firm ideas on what constitutes proper behavior. At the very least I could demand that kids get the hell offa the lawn…

Hey! Me too! And with Wembley as Enforcer, what could possibly go wrong?

How did he trick her into doing that?

Did he hide it under a pile trash while she was straightening up the apartment?

I don’t get the culture that surrounds Breitbart. He was an absolute obnoxious, dishonest scoundrel. Perhaps Republican voters and “conservatives” uphold his particular brand of nihilism.

Did he hide it under a pile trash while she was straightening up the apartment?

Nope. He put it into a box… Happy birthday, Sweetie!

I beg your pardon.

p.s. had a prof that was a YF fan – instantly shot to the top of my “cool” list.

Last I checked, they were still trying to apparently get revenge for seeing at least three of their number get the banhammer by using Underpants Gnome logic to accuse TBogg of… something.

Suit yerself, I’m easy.

Wait, let me rephrase that.

Between me and my spouse, we have the damned thing memorized.

When my future hubby watched the opening scene in the movie theater, he was actually persnickety enough to count the tolls of the bell — turned out it chimed thirteen, not twelve. He was on the floor laughing and nobody else in the theater had a clue what just happened.

Tnx for posting the link(s) to the comment(s) section of that particular Tbogg post.

A trip down weird memory lane…

Dear God, to think of the brain cells I lost reading that thread you linked. I need more wine.

I’m actually impressed that ‘blow me’ is the worst thing TBogg said to most of those commenters, I don’t think I could have managed that restraint.

O–kay, Tbogg…. There’s an ad here for a Billy Graham-type prayer-fest on your website. These things are often triggered by content. So is it here because of words like “boobies,” “assess,” and “ladyboners?” Or are we being punished for making fun of “Breitbart?”

They can also be triggered by your own recent browsing history, for example I see camera ads presumably because yesterday, on a discussion site, someone posted a link to a $3000 camera in response to some silliness I posted and I followed the link.

“Infinity is rooted in infinite photons.”

“Eternal stillness opens total sexual energy”

http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/

Breitbart is dead… Dead is Breitbart…

IF you see him or any other bottom-feeding knuckle dragging clown on your toast, you’re as stupid as they were.

D’oh: Reply to Phoenix Woman @24

I’ll add you and the spouse to my “cool” list. Also too, lived in AZ for a while… My condolences…

Walk this way …

Why…why…WHY do I click through these things when Mr. Bogg has already done the heavy lifting? Sigh…

Anyway, is Monica Crowley lactating in that unfortunate sweater picture?

Breitbart keeps reappearing like Marley’s ghost.

There is someone cranking his machine who seems to have stepped right up and quickly. Can’t recall the name though.

Exactly. He was dozing on the couch and she thought it was just another Chito between the pillows.

Taffeta, darling!

Naw that wicked, putrid bag o’bile is well liquified by now. And so the Gooper legacy of corrupting the earth continues.

As someone who was excommunicated from the Wehnwood EUB at age 14, I doubt that this box is monitoring my prayer requests.

“Call it… a hunch?”

No tongues!

“Not the HAIR, darling!”