The only thing slower than a July 4th week with the 4th plopped right in the middle is the Friday of that week. We’re not into the dog days of summer quite yet, but from a political/snark blogging perspective … we’re soaking in them.
Try as they might, the only hate hard-on that the wingnuts can work up is a flaccid floppy thing that is meeting with a general “meh” from the usual idiots. We’re too far from the election to be poll watching although, providing there is no major event or catastrophic gaffe in the interim, there probably won’t be much movement from where we are now. The economy is still spinning its wheels in the mud of a recession and Romney isn’t doing any better gaining traction with voters, primarily because he is an absolutely awful campaigner trapped in an infinite loop of family man photo-spreads and businessman resume flaunting which is becoming more and more a hindrance than helpful.
Bill Kristol is panicking and has gone so far as to trial-balloon Condoleezza Rice for Romney’s VP, presumably because Condi did such a bang-up job aligning her greatest achievement as National Security Adviser (being blindsided by the 9/11 attacks) with Bloody Bill’s greatest achievement (priming the pump for an unnecessary war with Iraq) and economies were ruined and shitloads of people die or, as Bill might put it: “good times … good times”.
And he should eat a big bag of salted dicks.
…and that’s about it folks.
Here on the homefront we’re starting the countdown – five weeks and counting – before the L&T Casey heads off to start graduate school on the island Manhattan, which should be an interesting transition for someone who has spent her entire life living in the friendly beachfront communities of Pacific Beach (92109 represent, yo!) and Waikiki. Since she is my only child I am holding each and every one of you in all five boroughs responsible for her safety; don’t make me come out there and get all angry Dad on your asses. Also, I will be turning a robust slowly decaying 57 this weekend which means that I made it farther than the Adolph’s, Hitler & Eichmann (suck it, Nazis!), and on Monday I will have been married for 29 years to the willowy and enchanting mrs TBogg despite the fact that Teh Gheys have totally ruined the institution for us opposite marriage people.
That’s it. Turn off the internet. Go outside. Have a nice weekend.
Summer, bitches. Get some.





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Rarely wade into the insane comments at Hoft’s House of Horror, but, as you say, things are a bit slow right now, so I dipped a toe. This was amusing and I’ll spare everyone the trip over;
Part of the story states Obama challenged a guy in the bar to a game of basketball for his vote. Commenter Muddywood says he was an all-city player, and even though he is old and has bad knees, he could take Obama down.
Commenter Jake replies;
jake commented:
@Muddywood You wouldn’t do sh*t, just get dunked on and have a pair of Presidential nuts in your face.
Mmmmm, mmmm. That’s like a cool breeze on the fourth of July.
Any bar I walk into that has a TV tuned to Fox news I yell loudly that they just lost my business for being Murdoch lackeys and pedophile apologists.
Then I hoveround out front screaming insults at women entering the building.
It is 102 here and we just got our electric back and you want me to go out side? There is a reason I chose not to become a dirt farmer here in Ohio like my ancestors.
Well, I was going to make some snarky remark about the “wisdom” of getting married the day after your birthday, but I decided against it. So, I’ll just wish you an early Happy Birthday and Happy Anniversary, and volunteer my services to help keep the L&T Casey as safe as I can in the borough of Manhattan.
Is it Columbia or NYU? Just as a heads-up.
She’s going to CUNY John Jay. Her plan is to go into either the FBI, Secret Service, or DEA.
The first of winter will be a novelty for the L&T Casey but she may soon weary of the freezing temps and snow. You have to wear real shoes or boots here on the East Coast for many months. It sucks.
Love the yellowing newspaper clipping, which asserts in the subhed that “dog days” is a controversial subject and goes on to have a Captain at the Naval Observatory explain that the dog days last for no more than 54 and no less than 30 days. He then goes on to state that Sirius is the brightest of “the fixed stars.”
Is there another kind?
Code name: “L&T.” Go safely, agent Casey!
Honestly, Tom, I’m misting up a bit; I feel like I’ve watched Casey grow up here on the blog with you all.
Yes, and Sirius ain’t fixed:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirius#Kinematics
Casey’s in graduate school already? How did that happen?
One “need” of L&T Casey’s you probably haven’t considered — being so distracted with snow boots, gloves, etc. — is that for warm puppies.
Casey will find many canines around Manhattan; she might even search for a job as a dog walker/dog sitter. [My daughter did this while an undergrad @ NYU.]
Manhattan, while exciting an invigorating, can be harsh and rushed. Since she spent all that time growing up with bassets, I wouldn’t cut her off too abruptly, and would think about some sources of this solace for her.
Condi Rice, eh? That there is enough desperation to bring J. C. Watts out of retirement.
Wow! I wish Casey the best. Hope whatever agency gets her doesn’t find out who her leftwing father is..
Doesn’t smoothjazz live somewhere amidst The 5 Burroughs, like Bed-Stuy maybe?
Nothing like a totally over-the-bus trip down memory lane during the dog days….
My niece worked for the Secret Service as a forensic pathologist (before acing her MCATs and going into orthopedic surgery) and as a part of the background examination, they put her father through a full colonoscopy before they hired her. Just sayin’.
Welcome to 57, Bro. As for Dog Days? Did you know that plugging in a printer to a surge protector, and thence into a wonky circuit (ca. 1952) is enough to BRING DOWN THE POWER IN THE ENTIRE HOUSE? Causing a large number of friendly electricians to arrive and test circuits, followed by a very capable public utility electrical guy to arrive and dispense wisdom and logical suggestions? It’s true. Trust me on this – you do not want to kill the power in a Feenix house in July.
Also? Keep the kid home. UCSD is more than good enough. Also, you need to go up to ‘Federal Soup’ and track how to apply/get into the FBI et al. It’s not enough to graduate from a program – they’re now asking/demanding some years’ post-educational experience. Even with a law degree, they still want some out of school experience – unless of course she’s training for forensic accountancy. Still. Also.
I’m just waiting for Michelle Malkin’s head to explode when she realizes that your daughter will be armed…
mikey
Nothing happening but it has been a brain melting week. I’m staying in, as if i run into a warming denier I might just see if his face cooks when you hold it to the sidewalk….
Anywhoose…I loved the bag of salted dicks bit but at this point I’m more in the mood for public pillorying and bags of offal that have been left in the sun for a few hours for these folks.
(I really am a pleasant fellow but a lot of reality has been harshing my mellow and I don’t even get mellowed like I used to. A good day to all you fine folks, is what I’m saying.)
I have a daughter in NYC also. She loves it. Don’t worry, I’m sure the L&T Casey will also. Good luck to her.
She has already been doing many of these things of which you speak.
Hey, and Happy B-day……57 is the new 53. Or somethin’. Enjoy.
Eggsalad. Life as a Fed is an interesting path.
http://caselaw.findlaw.com/us-10th-circuit/1056185.html
Our Lovely and Talented daughter plans to pursue her graduate degree in Criminology/Criminal Psychology, ideally pursuing a career as a criminal profiler for any number of Federal Law Enforcement agencies. As she will be dealing with warped minds, I believe that her parentage actually gives her a significant leg up.
Mitt Romney, describer of lemonade.
Federal soup? Egg salad? Are you and TBogg speaking in code?
Oh, maybe I don’t want to know.
Btw, that last link of yours was truly depressing. Forty years have passed since third wave feminism began, and I sometimes think we’ve made no progress at all. It sure must have felt that way to the plaintiff in that case. Sigh.
Well, good luck to the L&TC. I’m sure she’ll love Manhattan.
Oh, and I am in after having been out a good while after work. Gotta go out now and bring in a kitty who thinks he should be an outdoor cat. Except at mealtimes, of course.
Happy Birthday, Tbogg.
Happy Anniversary to the opposite-sex-couple Mr. and Mrs. Tbogg.
Best wishes always to the Lovely and Talented daughter.
And for Fenway and Wembley, “Who’s a good doggie? Yes, you are! Good boy! Here’s a cookie!”
Ever get the feeling there are a bunch of weirdos out here pretending to be part of your family? You do? Oops.
He’s speaking navigationally. Technically, as ReidMoore points out, no star is “fixed”, but for the navigator, there are 57 “fixed” stars and five navigational planets, which (from the Greek for “wanderer”) move about. Those five are Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn; and the Sun and Moon do their share as well.
The Nautical Almanac that I used back in the day (80s and 90s) listed the fixed stars and their position on each page, and you could see that the position slowly changed on them.
My neighbor, a LT fresh off a submarine, tells me it’s all electronic now: they have just the basic small-scale paper charts required to get them home in an emergency; even coastal piloting is done on a digital chart. My one real skill, gone to hell like buggy-whip manufacturers and hat-blockers.
–QM1/SS
Tbogg- did you grow up in PB?
I’ve lived in PB for most of my life. About 48 years.
Good thing T*m uses a blog handle.
Congratulations and good luck!
Well, I’ll be a slowing decaying 52 in about 3 weeks, so I feel your pain (as they say). Happy birthday and happy anniversary, and happy times in the ebil big city for the L&TC.
Hey, now, I’m 52 and not currently slowing or decaying. I only do that during odd-numbered years.
T and Mrs….happy anniversary. Drink some adult beverages and enjoy life and love.
This is a great country. Congrats to all, best wishes for many more anniversaries of all kinds & a real job after grad school!
Assuming you’ll be off furniture shopping over the wknd.
Go outside? GO OUTSIDE?!!? What, are you trying to kill us? It’s been over 100 for 11 of the past 14 days here and on 4 of those days, over 105.
Al Gore sure is fat.
55 here, and I certainly never have… have had… what did I come here to say?
Thanks for that, Reid. You’re a true astronomer.
To be honest, I always figured it was the case that all stars moved, relative to something or other, all the time, and that the “fixed stars” appellation was just a sort of of charming anachronism, but as you point out, there’s a basis for the motion of Sirius. Serious, I always say whenever someone says wow that’s a bright star.
Sorry, couldn’t resist. Worse, I’ll restate that I was once on the beach with a fellow Californian as the constellation Orion rose in the east, and upon pointing it out, he said Oh yeah that Irish dude.
ba dump bum. I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of that gag.
Summer, bitches. Get some.
Since I live smack-dab in the middle of the country, I’ve had pretty much all the summer I can take. Thankyouverymuch.
And thank you for that Steverino, and I have a deep appreciation of skills that have been replaced by machines.
I have been and machine-replaced by, the following careers:
Printer, Platemaker, Typesetter, Screenprinter (and Stencil Cutter), and many more. Finally, I am now an NTSC Video engineer and know all about broadcast analog video, which is absolutely worthless because digital so fuck you ChrisV, you don’t know anything.
[laughing] It’s starting to sort of wear me out, you know? I keep getting good at stuff and then it’s all useless.
My brother hooked up with and married a girl from Maryland, where he now resides. In a phone conversation a couple summers ago, he told me that the thing he hated most about Los Angeles was the crippling heat of the summers.
Ba dump bum.
L.A., by the way, is enduring another relatively mild summer, as has been the case for the past half-dozen years. Predicted high temperature today is a mighty seventy-eight degrees. Suck it, East Coasters.
Its been blisteringly hot here on the Front Range, and all the fires have made my barely functional lungs even worse. But I don’t mind, I grew up in Ohio, where we had two seasons- winter and winter will be right back!
Have fun in the Apple, L&T. At least you’re not somewhere else on the Eastern Seaboard.
The nice thing about turning 59 is that I actually lived long enough to do it. And spending the last 11 years with the Creaturette (who is 30!!!) has been the best part. I am truly a lucky man.
Happy Birthday/Anniversary! As a trembling oldster twelve years your senior, I find that all years are great (except some will really suck, but not because of age), particularly if you are of a cynical nature, and amused by stupidity. These days, it’s all laughs all the time.
Truly sorry to hear about your lungs and the attack of the fires. An an emphysemic, I can relate.
And please, stop having sex with your children, or at least stop boasting about it on the internet; it only serves to reinforce the hillbilly stereotype.
Kidding of course, and sorry about my puckish humor today. My best to you and your good wife.
I hear you brother!
How do you think I feel, my Engineering specialty is Industrial/Manufacturing.
With my skills I could work in any industry.
When you get right down to it just about everything is about Input, Resources, Process and Output!
I’d pay good money to see that. I might even join in; sounds like fun.
In Los Angeles, Jenn, on any TV channel the weather clown will often in a summer day forecast of ninety degree weather, say that it is another day of great sunny weather. I want to punch him in the face.
Easy for you to say, weather clown, when you only leave your air conditioned home to get into an air conditioned town car in which to arrive at the air conditioned studio at which you deliver your script in front of a green screen, and run like like hell for the air conditioned town car which will return you to your air conditioned home.
Yes, another great sunny day.
Happy birthday, from another 57th Birthday Boy.
I was born just a few months before BillG. As a computer programmer, my only regret is not dropping out of the right university. At least the market for SDET’s (testing programmers) is red-hot here in the north-wet, and my skills have not YET been depricated…
I guess that’s meant to be encouraging, Hunt, but frankly it’s like this:
I am Chief of Engineering of 24frame.com, a company which provides a warehouse fulla video and computers to film and TV productions. Me, I am responsible for the well-being of them all. That’s a grand way of saying I’m a fucking TV repairman whose time has passed.
I’ve asked my boss to add the line “old, tired and broken” under my name on the business card.
It was more along the lines of I’m walking in your shoes.
90 degrees? Are you shitting me, complaining about 90 measly fucking degrees?
90 degrees is like a refreshingly bitter cold Siberian wind whipping across the frozen tundra. 90 degrees is falling through the hole you cut in the ice for fishing. 90 degrees is lying in a hammock in the walk-in freezer.
Sheesh. Some folks don’t know heat. Think about your 90 degrees, then think about adding another 17 or 18 degrees to it, plus 80% humidity. Now you know why there are so many angry, addled teabaggers in the nation’s midsection. Their brains are cooked and they’re about this close to snapping because of the heat.
ZOMG 57! That is the number of states that Obama said there were that one time and that proves his grades were bad at elitist Harvard and that means his birth certificate is forged. (h/t Jonah g.). Conclusion: tbogg and the “president” are ushering in soshulism. Happy birthday dude.
How amazing to learn that not only am I one year OLDER than you, but you also did the smart thing and scheduled your anniversary immediately after your birthday. Nothing like getting the spouse (-equivalent, in my case) to put on a reminder party moments before we have to remember the return of the nuptials’ calendar notation….
Thanks so much for all the laughs, welcome to your Heinz Year — lots of varieties ahead!
Hope you’re enjoying shopping for furniture this wknd.
Better start saving for that diamond now.
Congrats to all, & best wishes for many more of both anniversaries, & a real job for The L&TC when she’s out of grad school!
Happy birthday – and MANY HAPPY returns of the day!
Lucky, lucky, happy anniversary, and many more!
Good luck and study hard, sit up front and ask lots of questions L&T! Don’t forget to stop and smell some roses or attend some shows and stuff.
And when you go and visit her – there’s a semi-secret bar up and around the back of the Grand Central Station. It’s so romantic. It’s a great place to buy a pricey cocktail and go all mooey over a loved one. It’s called the Campbell Apartments. Dave and Laura Strand will be making out there in early October.
http://www.grandcentralterminal.com/go/fb/guide/store.cfm?storeid=2137026178
Happy Birthday and Happy Anniversary to my favorite blogger. I love the dogs and I love your humor. It’s a happy respite from the usual bad and almost always humorless news of the day.
Regarding July birthdays, my sister became a grandmother yesterday (Friday). Her son and daughter-in-law are living in San Diego (I think that’s where you are). Anyhow…new life. A girl. Juliana. We’re celebrating!
Have a great year!
The Heinz people used to send gift assortments of samples of all 57 products to people who wrote in on their 57th birthday. Apply for your vegetables now!
Hope L&TC has a good time in NYC. Working for the “Fibbies,” though? Ah, don’t worry. My family members almost had a collective heart attack when I decided to go to law school. (I was supposed to be a surgeon.) They all survived.
My dad and his four brothers grew up in PB. Know any Maddoxes?
90 degrees? Are you shitting me, complaining about 90 measly fucking degrees?
Amen, sister. Although one can experience 90 degrees here in the lovely Small Rock…if you get outside at 6:30am. (Don’t I wish I was kidding)
Be sure to tell the L&T Casey that if she’s beach-desperate she can hop a boat (a nifty catamaran, even, that serves drinks and has wifi!) and arrive at NJ’s lovely Sandy Hook in something like 45 minutes. Yes, yes. I know. But it really is lovely.