Amongst the Masters Of The Universe, who are THE ENGINE OF THIS ECONOMY that Nobama is trying to dronekill with his socialist taxes, were the lovely Zambrellis on New York; a couple who once raised money and voted for Obama until he betrayed them by talking for three whole years about raising taxes on rich people. Impeach!
Having seen the light, Michael & Sharon Zambrelli scraped together a few $50,000 dollars so that they could get into Ronald Perelman’s rich
pants Hamptons Estate to complain about the poors and the dumbs and the blahs and also maybe network and schmooze and scare up some business:
Among Perelman’s guests at the buffet lunch, which was topped off with chocolate mint cupcakes, were the Zambrellis of New York City, independent voters who attended a fundraiser for Obama four years ago.
Sharon Zambrelli voted for Obama in 2008 but has been disappointed with his handling of the economy and leadership style. “I was very disenchanted with the political process and he gave me hope,” she said, but ultimately: “He’s just a politician,” she said, an “emperor with no clothes.”
The Zambrellis scoffed at attempts by the Democrats — who mocked Romney in an ad Sunday as “great for oil billionaires, bad for the middle class” — to wage class warfare. ”Would you like to hear about the fundraisers I went to for him?” Sharon Zambrelli said of Obama. “Do you have an hour? … All the ones in the city — it was all of Wall Street.”
“It’s not helping the economy to pit the people who are the engine of the economy against the people who rely on that engine,” Michael Zambrelli said as the couple waited in their SUV for clearance into the Creeks shortly after the candidate’s motorcade flew by and entered the pine-tree lined estate. “He’s basically been biting the hand that fed him in ’08. … I would bet 25% of the people here were supporters of Obama in ’08. And they’re here now.”
“Biting the hand that fed him…” Kenyan cannibal!
And what vital service does Michael Zambrelli provide that, should he Go Galt, would cause America to collapse and die like a rage-filled drunkard on a Brentwood sidewalk? Here, let Michael
blow some smoke up your ass explain:
And what is Michael Zambrelli’s greatest achievement in life? Well, he is the man who helped to rebrand Chuck E. Cheese from a teenager forced into wearing a moth-eaten rat costume reeking of sweat, old cheese and minimum wage while entertaining packs of feral children eating slightly warm cardboard and ketchup-flavored pizza when they’re not cavorting in one of those Ball Pits of Childhood Diseases into a backwards-hat-wearing “hip, electric-guitar-playing rock star” just like Scott Stapp but with less Jesus. Also, he has made Chuck E. Cheese more popular than Jesus:
zambrelli + partners is an agency that’s small and virtual (by design). But, that thinks big, works big, wins big. And has the results to prove it. For example, for Chuck E Cheese’s our work was credited by the Wall Street Journal with “racheting up their coolness factor” – so much so they’ve become a veritable rite of passage for America’s kids. The animated character we created has a Q rating higher than Mickey Mouse, Chester Cheetah and Tony the Tiger. And company sales have more than tripled since we began working with them. No wonder they call me the only “harvard educated pre-schooler” they know.
Romney/Chuck E. Cheese 2012!