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Last night as America breathlessly awaited dispatches from Willard Swiss Miss Romney’s first encounter with people of the blah persuasion in deepest darkest Houston, to say nothing of whether the Republican-controlled House would repeal liberty and freedom-destroying ObamaScare for the eleventyith zillionth time, Mark Halperin (who is the Sarah Palin of punditry) was furiously masturbating twatting up a storm about what Sarah Palin (the Mark Halperin of washed-up reality show stars) had to say about Mitt Romney’s future which is starting to look as bleak and desolate as the Alaskan tundra littered with the bleached bones of wolves gunned down by drunken snowbillies in Piper Cubs.
One of these days I’m going to have to get around to apologizing to Luke Russert for accusing him of being the worst nepotism hire in the history of nepotism.
[Luke Russert reads this, looks around for someone to high-five, settling instead for tearfully whispering to a tattered and highlighted copy of Big Russ & Me, "I made you proud, dad... I made you proud."]
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I went to school with Mark Halperin. I remember him very well. It’s possible he’ll come to the high school reunion next year (30th!) and if he does, I don’t know if I’ll ask him how he became such a dumbass. I *do* know the guy I see on my television machine does not resemble the guy I went to school with.
Four tweets within the hour on Palin. God, what a douche.
=NEVER= try to work out how somebody u went to high school with turned into such a sonovabeach. All that leads to is trying to work out how that incredible dweeb turned into one of the Flying Karamazov Brothers – and what the hell happened to U?
Your selection of the historic Halperin-Palin Tweet Dialogue shows them to be awesomely…pathetic. Wow, these people really have nothing interesting to say at all do they? And they get big bucks for such mush.
Well, at least Palin agrees with me that 90% of the media are lapdogs for…oh. I always did find it fascinating how these goobers manage to perceive a near-perfect opposite of the reality the rest of us inhabit. Do they not even exist in our universe? Are their TV appearances and twitter-twats merely inter-dimensional echoes osmosed across the barrier between universes? Or are they just paid hacks?
Yeah, they’ve gotta be interdimensional aliens.
Romney/Bank(s) 2012!!!!
You sure your Mark Halperin isn’t the fiction author? There’ve gotta be lots of Mark Halperins, if there’s really so little resemblance. Unless you weren’t talking about physical resemblance.
Amen, and ouch.
Speaking of young Luke, did you see this:
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/martin-bashir-exposes-luke-russert-water-c
Bashir showed his viewers what a complete tool of Congressional Republicans Russert is and Luke actually tried to save face by bashing Bashir with a lame Michael Jackson joke.
This is an example of the only recycling that
conservativespillaging hacks engage in. Some rightwing think tank shill coughs up ahairballrightwing talking point that the Grifter’s “assistant” poops into Twitter & then Haleprin recycles it again.Wingnut welfare at it’s
finestworst. Neat job if you don’t mind being a useless lying tool.That last line is one of the funniest damn things I’ve read on this site in the past few months!
I wish I had never knocked-up the missus.
-The Ghost of Mort Halperin