We thought that Mitt Romney’s Very Bad Incredibly Horrible Fucking Awful Week ended when he went on all of the national teevee networks last night and told mean old bully Barack Obama to “Quit it, you guys, or I’m gonna tell” but, NO, Barack Obama is a big hatey-face who won’t stop until someone gets hurt or loses an eye or something. And to prove it, this morning, Barack’s Chicago ACORN 312 Mafia released a Romney snuff video on the YouTube that is totally unfair:
Mitt Romney’s hapless spokeslady Andrea Saul (who will probably go back to her old job selling robot insurance to the olds after her blessedly early departure from the campaign) was sent out to deploy the Delta House America defense because that is always a crowd pleaser:
“Every day, President Obama hits a new low. It is sad and shameful that President Obama would mock America the Beautiful,” Romney spokeswoman Andrea Saul said. “But sadly, it’s not surprising for the man who launched his presidency with an apology tour. The ‘Uncle Jims’ of our country – as he condescendingly calls middle-class Americans – don’t believe in mocking America the Beautiful and don’t believe in apologizing for America.”
The “Uncle Jims” reference was to a remark made by Obama at his Virginia Beach rally on Friday.
“So, just in case some of your friends or neighbors or, you know, Uncle Jim, who’s a little stubborn and been watching Fox News, you know, and he thinks that somehow I raised taxes, let’s just be clear,” Obama had said to laughter from the Virginia Beach crowd. “We’ve lowered taxes for middle-class families since I came into office.”
Because Barack Obama has yet to produce this mythical “Uncle Jim” character, Glenn Kessler at Kaplan’s Poor Relations Who Are In The Welfare will be giving the Obama campaign 3 Pinocchios on Monday because factiness never sleeps…