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I give you …the Official Twitter Account of Bristol NoNookie of The North Palin:
A few things to consider:
- The account was opened on June 25,2011
- It has exactly one (1) twitter twat.
- That twat was from over a year ago.
- That particular twitter twat is a re-twatting of a Robin Robert’s twitter twat promoting Bristol appearance flogging a book that someone wrote for her.
- Which means that, just like her book, Bristol has written nothing.
- She has 7,740 followers
- Bristol’s TV show had such bad ratings that Lifetime moved it to 11PM and replaced it with reruns of Dance Moms
- In her new 11PM time slot her show’s rating are so bad that they aren’t even listed.
- Her ratings are so bad that her show is being beaten by a re-run of Storage Wars running at 1:30 in the morning.
- She could take to twitter and promote her show in 140 characters or less
- But that is too hard and time consuming, leading us to believe that…
- Meth is a hell of a drug.
As a bonus Twitter points out that, if you like Bristol Palin, you may also like Rand Paul, Scott Walker, and Tom Coburn.
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Whoa, whoa, buddy… Don’t go fucking around with an Official Palin Twitter account.
You get the Fox ‘News’ Security people on your ass and… well, don’t look to us for help. We got families and jobs and cheap weed connections, man.
Accessing her account from my Twitter returns almost the same ‘follow’ recommendations, but with a difference:
{Meep turns to face Twitter, in confusion and rage}
But I’ve never stolen a car! I’ve never even been tempted! And I’ve never done all that other stuff either.
What did I do to earn such a low opinion from you?? It’s like you don’t even know me!!!
Wondering if the Aurora, CO movie critic/terrorist/murderer was a Bristol Palin fan. It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
That punch line? Worth the wait. And frankly, after hearing about last night’s terrible news, I needed the laugh. Thanks, T.
I blame Willow.
I’d rather have some crazy ex-girlfriends (and their even crazier ex-boyfriends) stalk me than follow those prime examples of why homeschooling and lead paint consumption don’t mix.
I think this means her 15 minutes are up and we can go back to not knowing she exists.
She wants more purses and she’ll do anything to get ‘em.
“I’ve secretly replaced Bristol’s methamphetamine with elephant tranquilizers. Let’s see if she notices the difference….”
OT-
This is the 43rd anniversary of the first manned landing on the moon (link).
But did that REALLY happen???*
*{h/t commenter over at Cole’s place}
Connections? Hmmmm…..
The Aristoprats!
You’re giving her more attention than she’s gotten all month, Tbogg!
C’mon Tbogg. Storage Wars is a show about (literally) white trash. I don’t see any reason why that particular demographic would be interested in Bristol Palin.
“She has 7,740 followers”
We need to find these people. Fast.
All you people are totally mean spirit-spirited and not good representatives of the FDL community.
I approve.