I give you …the Official Twitter Account of Bristol NoNookie of The North Palin:
A few things to consider:
- The account was opened on June 25,2011
- It has exactly one (1) twitter twat.
- That twat was from over a year ago.
- That particular twitter twat is a re-twatting of a Robin Robert’s twitter twat promoting Bristol appearance flogging a book that someone wrote for her.
- Which means that, just like her book, Bristol has written nothing.
- She has 7,740 followers
- Bristol’s TV show had such bad ratings that Lifetime moved it to 11PM and replaced it with reruns of Dance Moms
- In her new 11PM time slot her show’s rating are so bad that they aren’t even listed.
- Her ratings are so bad that her show is being beaten by a re-run of Storage Wars running at 1:30 in the morning.
- She could take to twitter and promote her show in 140 characters or less
- But that is too hard and time consuming, leading us to believe that…
- Meth is a hell of a drug.
As a bonus Twitter points out that, if you like Bristol Palin, you may also like Rand Paul, Scott Walker, and Tom Coburn.