I give you …the Official Twitter Account of Bristol NoNookie of The North Palin:

A few things to consider:

  • The account was opened on June 25,2011
  • It has exactly one (1) twitter twat.
  • That twat was from over a year ago.
  • That particular twitter twat is a re-twatting of a Robin Robert’s twitter twat promoting Bristol appearance flogging a book that someone wrote for her.
  • Which means that, just like her book, Bristol has written nothing.
  • She has 7,740 followers
  • Her ratings are so bad that her show is being beaten by a re-run of Storage Wars  running at 1:30 in the morning.
  • She could take to twitter and promote her show in 140 characters or less
  • But that is too hard and time consuming, leading us to believe that…
  • Meth is a hell of a drug.

As a bonus Twitter points out that, if you like Bristol Palin, you may also like Rand Paul, Scott Walker, and Tom Coburn.