And Levi is the classiest one of the fucking bunch. That’s saying something, pal.

CUT!

Guys, we have to do it again, Steve fucked up with the lights. Gino…Where…will somebody get our fucking leading man, please… I, no, Bristol…Bristol…BRISTOL WE CANNOT FIX IT IN POST, THIS IS A LIGHTING ISSUE…

This is why Celeste Holm had to die last weekend — there isn’t room on the planet for two equally well-equipped conveyers of emotion as her and Bristol Palin.

The Beverly Hillbillies meet Brave New World.

Her parents must be so proud.

Bless their heart.

Is Bruth Willis in this one?

Man, I clicked on the link. I gotta remember, “never get out of the boat”. I’ll not get that 1:18 back.

Damn you, TBogg. Did Obama make you post this?

Also, too, it’s good for John McCain.

OK, reworked script:

Bristol (stopping for hitchhiker): I’m driving to Alaska! Wanna ride?

Disembodied floating head: Um, yeah, sure.

Bristol: Awesome! Are we gonna date?

What’s love got to do with it, got to do with it?
What’s love but a second-hand emotion?
What’s love got to do with it, got to do with it?
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

Truly, Guido and Bristol are probing these questions deeply.

Bristol should really get a Pulitzer for this.

Two whiny 20-year-olds having an argument in a picturesque park. That’s Entertainment!!

Agreed. Bristol puts the P.U. in Pulitzer.

Yes, a summer camo-Pulitzer for her Methy Awards carpet walk…

I think its wonderful that John McCain’s campaign actually considered the idea of televising a Bristol Palin Shotgun Wedding for the 2008 GOP Convention. I wonder what stopped them?

Genius! Good thing I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this.

I wonder what stopped them?

The NRA.

Not enough fire power.

Well played. I’ll take a stab;

Arrested Development meets A Clockwork Orange.

Too long. Didn’t watch.

However, your post title rocks.

So this is how a once-great civilization dies, eh?

Well, it looks like about 15 more people saw the clip than saw the actual episode.

Cuz I know I would never even surf over that channel if I knew that drivel was airing.

That channel is aptly named. That 1:18 I spent watching it truly did feel like a lifetime.

I think the last two “words” blurted out by whoever that guy was in chamos sums it up: “Fucking Stupid!”

Gino, you supid fuck; here’s the deal. You look come on dressed like a psycho about to go off in a movie theatre. She’s the girl, just in a park.

Unfortunately, everything you say is true. You’re a jerk for believing you can do anything for this family but shoot them. Apparently, Lifetime frowns on that. So you’re the jerk, after Levi, the father of the kid, they choose to use for their grift. Act mad. You’re being used for being an idiot. Dude, not a bad job. 10K for seeming to be a pissed-off nutjob. More if you make us believe it. OK, 15K, but make her cry.

I would be ever so pleased if the Palins and the Kardashians left the country, immediately, with any and all children. Forever.

But we’ll always know who was the much classier, intelligent and literate one, now won’t we?

Still – BRISTOLLLLLL!! does evoke other famous movie moments though.

You can tell these are amateur celebrities otherwise he would have slapped the shit out of her. They’re going to have to step it up if they want to keep up with the professionals.

Alternative version of the scene.

Okay Bogg. Thats 1 minute 26 second of my muthafucking life you owe me back.

Granted, its difficult to tell good relaity tv from bad reality tv, but this show is soooo incredibily awful, its actually entertaining in an uber-snarkalicious way. Nothing is genuine. Nothing is honest. Fitting for the Paylin crowd.

Somebody, somewhere, thought this was a good idea.
::
~~~~~~~ big, giant, sigh ~~~~~~
::

Oh, the humanity!
…who the fuck am I kidding?
It is to laugh large!!1!

Dont be sad Bristol honey. You can get your man back with a BJ or two.

(Bartles and Jaymes)

Wow, was I that big a putz when I was 20? Probably. Jesus, that makes me sick.

Ummm, sooooo…

1) Why were they going to visit Willow when she and Bris Bris appear to just loathe one another? (yes, I know, because those two shrieking at one another is supposedly compelling drama)

2) I guess this is their trial divorce after their trial marriage???

There is evidence that genetics is involved with people diagnosed with BPD- Borderline Personality Disorder.
Bristol has been displaying some of the classic symptoms.

A pervasive pattern of instability of interpersonal relationships, self-image and affects, as well as marked impulsivity, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:
1.Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment. Note: Do not include suicidal or self-injuring behavior covered in Criterion 5
2.A pattern of unstable and intense interpersonal relationships characterized by alternating between extremes of idealization and devaluation.
3.Identity disturbance: markedly and persistently unstable self-image or sense of self.
4.Impulsivity in at least two areas that are potentially self-damaging (e.g., promiscuous sex, excessive spending, eating disorders, binge eating, substance abuse, reckless driving). Note: Do not include suicidal or self-injuring behavior covered in Criterion 5
5.Recurrent suicidal behavior, gestures, threats or self-injuring behavior such as cutting, interfering with the healing of scars or picking at oneself (excoriation) .
6.Affective instability due to a marked reactivity of mood (e.g., intense episodic dysphoria, irritability or anxiety usually lasting a few hours and only rarely more than a few days).
7.Chronic feelings of emptiness
8.Inappropriate anger or difficulty controlling anger (e.g., frequent displays of temper, constant anger, recurrent physical fights).
9.Transient, stress-related paranoid ideation, delusions or severe dissociative symptoms

I do not watch her show. I do not follow her life. But even just hearing the bits & pieces about her, she qualifies for at least five of the symptoms. I feel sorry for her children (don’t worry folks, there’s no way she will stop at one).

I feel sorry for her children (don’t worry folks, there’s no way she will stop at one).

Until I see a birth certificate I’ll continue under the assumption that Sack-o-Taters wasn’t actually pooped out by Momma Grissly but darling Bri-Bri. So that’s two and counting…

Their trial therapy should be a hoot!

Stellllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!