Yesterday someone hacked into Tucker Carlson’s MySpace blog (probably using Tucker’s PIN: 1234) and posted nekkid stuff and now Tucker wants someone to kill the guy who did it and he’ll even give you the gun:
It’s time for Week 11 of The Daily Caller Gun Giveaway. This week we are fired up and asking for your help. As you may have seen, our site was hacked recently. There were some extremely inappropriate ads placed on our homepage, and Google therefore had us listed as an “unsafe site” for much of the day. All of you know that nothing could be further from the truth: The Daily Caller is a safe site, and always will be.
We want to find out who did it and hold them responsible. So for Weeks 11 and 12 we have a joint two-part gun giveaway offer.
First, if you’re the first person to find our hacker and turn his name over to us, we’ll give you a gun. We realize this may seem like a daunting task, but we believe it can be done. Entering is easy – just answer the questions below regarding your cyber skills.
You’ll have only 2 weeks to complete your mission, and we wish you good luck.
Your odds are pretty good of winning this since the Daily Caller’s entire Florida readership (this guy and this guy) probably don’t have internet access right now and are therefore indisposed. Of course this will all turn out to be a hilarious mistake when it is discovered that it was actually Daily Caller correspondent Ginni Thomas drunk-posting some of Clarence’s private stash…