First Dude stalker Greta Van Susteren had South Carolina Governor Nikki “Not Gonna Be The Veep” Haley on her I’ll Tee It Up and You Try And Hit It talk thing to discuss Haley’s sweet gig talking to an empty RNC Convention Hall while the delegates are lined up to play touch-the-tit with a reasonable facsimile of their wildest dreams (and I don’t mean dessicated corpse of Ronnie R.). During this conversation Van Susteren asked about Mitt Romney’s faltering campaign and particularly the declining number of Vagina-Americans who are inclined to vote for the less-than-reasonable facsimile of a human being that is Mitt.
After stumbling out the gate much like South Carolina’s greatest hero (and I don’t mean George Tierney of Greeville SC) and blaming it on education, Nikki remembers a conversation she had with a “independent” (there was probably a nametag … just go with it) in Michigan:
HALEY: I think we have to educate more, you know and the more I get out, the more other people get out, we’re starting to see the momentum. It will get down to those last thirty days. It will get down to have gas prices gone up or down? It’s going to get down to what people are feeling in their wallets and their pocketbooks.
And I’ll give you an example. I was stumping for Romney in Michigan and I was at a rally and an independent came up to me and said, you know, I don’t know that much about Gov. Romney, but what I do know is that we deserve better. That’s what this is going to come down to is, don’t settle for what’s not working.
Bless her heart. I think Nikki misunderstood a cry for help.
Next time try blinking in Morse code…