Yeah, Daddy Warbucks Bloomberg is a leftist!! Didn’t that idiot just endorse Willard?

Preach that Gospel, Dana.

PREACH IT LOUD!!

Let every American know exactly how little the GOP thinks of women.

Can we get a link to the twit’s twat feed?

Wow, I see a lot of people freaking out over Akin’s remarks.

Emphasis mine.

Geez, wonder why that is, Loesch the Loser? Traiter to your gender, much? How much are you paid, Ms. Loesch, to fellate the 1% for that tra$h-talk?? Do you actually AGREE with what Akin said? Or are you so highly compensated for whoring for the 1%, that you don’t give a shit what anyone says or does, as long as you get YOUR$$$???

Why of course you can, they’re free on Sundays…

Also, too: how is this a “failed soundbite”? The asshat said it, didn’t he? If he said it, he either believed it or he didn’t. If he believes it, he’s a moron. If he doesn’t, he’s a liar. Either way, he said what was in his mind – his tiny, tiny mind. If we go with explanation A, “he’s a moron,” then it means that he said exactly what he meant to say and was seemingly unaware that it would be in any way controversial, which would fit well with the “he’s a moron” explanation. If we go with explanation B, “he’s a liar,” it would indicate that he’s at least sharp enough to know that what he was saying was bullshit, which means he must be sharp enough to know that it would be controversial, and he said it anyway, which means he’s also an asshole.

Either way, the statement itself is not a “failed” anything; rather the person making the statement is a failed excuse for a human being, either due to pitiably low intelligence or a rage-inducingly high asshole quotient.

Or maybe Louche is just trying to say that a teabagger candidate can’t fail, they can only BE failed. In this case, by the stupid shit that comes out of their mouths in an unending stream, in much the same way it issues from Louche’s own piehole.

Look, pal. I’m a horrible fucking person.

I’m nowhere near her level of horrible-fucking-’person’-ness.

Seriously, though. Haven’t these assholes completely reverted to third-grade level, where they’ll just say “poo-poo” and “pee-pee” just for attention from the adults? Looks like she’s encroaching on Ann Coulter’s turf. I predict an idiot-war between those two twits on the near horizon.

And now she’s trying to back away

Dana Loesch ‏@DLoesch

Akin should clarify whether he meant rapes that occurred or those falsely accused.

Hey, Dana, how about you get a job in Missouri or Tennessee or Alabama, where your views will fit in so much better with the locala.

Another badly brought up Gooper twat who clearly doesn’t know any better. I agree with mass – PAY ATTENTION TO ME! FOLLOW ME! BOOK ME ON CABLE TEEVEE!

The Roman Empire had a better ending than we will.

Preach that stupidity, Dana!

Preach it loud

Let every American know how stupid you are claiming you can’t tell if he is talking about “False accusations of Rape” when he says, “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”

Oh, to her the problem with Akin is that he “failed a soundbite.” Presumably, he wasn’t capable of speaking in euphemisms that would conceal his utterly insane and medically stupid beliefs.

It’s a tough competition, sure, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a hack quite as pathetic and awful as Dana Loesch. Whenever a Republican says some sort of bullshit (which happens a lot these days), she flies over to Twitter and starts deflecting, distraction, blaming the victim, shrieking about conspiracy theories, anything to convince people that the Republican scumbag she’s defending isn’t really a scumbag. There are, to my knowledge, no depths she won’t stoop to, and no lie too shameful for her to spew in the face of anyone who confronts her. It’s disgusting. It’s physically painful to watch.

Loesch is vile.

Akin’s, most legitimate “explanation” is up…

Ah, yes, the old “I misspoke” bullshit dodge.

“Misspoke” about what? About his belief that a legitimately-raped woman can’t become pregnant? About his claim that “doctors” had told him this?

Followed, of course, by the boilerplate that “rape victims would have no stronger advocate than me” – a guy who wants to force them to carry rape-babies to term. Yesiree, that’s some strong advocacy there.

What the fuck? That’s not an explanation or apology, he doesn’t even address the stupidity of what he said and that it’s absolutely demonstrably contrary to how biology actually works. He just blathers something about abortion and says it wasn’t his fault. Goddamn jackhole.

If he’s going to apologize, the first step is to admit he did something wrong and he needs to learn something. Using this as an opportunity to criticize his opponent is only compounding the error. Honestly, this is one of the stupidest statements I’ve ever seen someone make in public, and he’s not helping by not admitting to that.

Oh, and back on topic. The fact that Loesch stands with this piece of crap after what he said is pretty shameful. How the hell this woman can have a job boggles the mind. She’s fucking worthless.

Impeccable logic right there. Keep it up.

And what way would that be? A coat hanger perhaps?

No matter how hard we try, he is just a common scum bag.

Hey, look who’s almost as awful as Loesch:

Megan McArdle says:
Sunday, August 19, 2012 at 15:17
I think the attempt to draw a distinction between “legitimate rape” and illegitimate rape is loony, but IIRC, there was a study a few years ago that showed lower-than-expected conceptions from rape, indicating that women’s bodies might have some mechanism for shutting down unwanted conceptions. HOWEVER, even if I’m remembering right, it was one study, and it certainly didn’t show that no woman ever conceived after rape–just that they conceived at somewhat lower rates than you’d expect.

CNN: No there are NOT two equally valid points of view on each political or social issue. There are, in fact, idiotic, uneducated, dumbass, vile “points of view” that should never be argued or see the light of day. They should be denounced as unhuman and stupid and the defenders of these vile ‘opinions’ shown the door with a swift kick in the ass. It won’t happen because they (the networks) are immoral chicken-shit operations.

How any woman could defend a statement involving the phrase “ligitimate rape” is truly beyond my ken. What a tool, in the true sense of the word. A tool of a political movement with zero honesty, decency or, I might say “legitimacy”. Mr. Rove, Mr. Koch and Mr. Koch, THIS is what you have spawned. Fuck you very much.

What in hell is a “legitimate” rape vs “illegitimate” rape?

Rape is rape.

You know, I’ve gone almost two months without hearing or reading about McMegan on this or any other blog. When she was fired left the Atlantic, she dropped down the Daily Beasts’ wormhole.

I like it way better that way.

Megans is just like us! She is a “commenter” on “blogs”. She discusses the Trayvon murder, even though she has not followed it closely. But, and this is special. Megans goes off-topic (OT!) and tells us about “Good Rape”, as opposed to the bad type.

It is reasonable doubt that makes Good Rapes turn bad, and rapists go free.

Julian–fair enough, and I certainly haven’t followed the case that closely…

Based on what I’ve read, so far, if I were on the jury, I’d have to acquit…

Does that seem the most likely explanation to me? No. Could I rule it out? Also no. And that’s reasonable doubt. It’s why good rape cases are often hard to win, and why some criminals go free.

But no, I don’t think that we should put criminals through unwinnable trials because it makes us feel better. Trials are expensive, and more importantly, a very scarce resource. I’d much rather reserve them for prisoners who there is a reasonable chance of conviction.

Yuk, Megans and Penn State Good Rapes

Megan McMathmajor needs to find the “Linkee” button on her laptop, because this is bogosity.

I’d much rather reserve them for prisoners who there is a reasonable chance of conviction.

Where to start, where to star…

Never mind….

In valiantly defending legitimate vs. illegitimate rape, Dana Loesch demonstrates that she does also not understand the legitimate vs illegitimate whore argument. Now which kind of whore do you think “will be making double from all your Hate Tweets”?

Wait, so Dana Loesch gets paid MORE for every negative tweet she incites? What a great way to go through life – being incentivized to be a jerk. I pity her family and friends.

If I tweet Dana

I want to nibble on your naughty bits.
Signed,
Dead Andy

is that considered a negative tweet?

OT but there could be rape, with naked congress kritters frolicking in the Sea of Galilee. Regrettably the kritter from Kansas jumped in without a swimsuit. Maybe the other congress kritters double dared him to do it. I blame it on ultra liberals, and the President. And the alcohol.

“A year ago, my wife, Brooke, and I joined colleagues for dinner at the Sea of Galilee in Israel. After dinner I followed some Members of Congress in a spontaneous and very brief dive into the sea and regrettably I jumped into the water without a swimsuit,” Yoder said in a statement to POLITICO. “It is my greatest honor to represent the people of Kansas in Congress and [for] any embarrassment I have caused for my colleagues and constituents, I apologize.”

Travis Smith, Yoder’s chief of staff, told POLITICO “Neither Congressman Yoder, nor his staff, have been interviewed by the FBI.”

These GOP sources confirmed the following freshmen lawmakers also went swimming that night: Rep. Steve Southerland (R-Fla.) and his daughter; Rep. Tom Reed (R-N.Y.) and his wife; Reps. Ben Quayle (R-Ariz.), Jeff Denham (R-Calif.) and Michael Grimm (R-N.Y.). Many of the lawmakers who ventured into the ocean said they did so because of the religious significance of the waters. Others said they were simply cooling off after a long day. Several privately admitted that alcohol may have played a role in why some of those present decided to jump in.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0812/79865.html#ixzz242niWBJB

Maybe McMoron forgot that rapists aren’t necessarily as good as dogs at sniffing out the ripe ones. A study like this doesn’t even make sense when you consider that statistically speaking it takes most couples an average of 5 months of garden variety sex to conceive–but that doesn’t explain why there are still an awful lot of “premature” babies in Jeebusland.

Congress critters act like morons. News at 11:00. I can’t believe we’re wasting money having the FBI investigate this.

He “failed a soundbite.” Anyone want to parse that? It means either:

1. He made a boo-boo in an effort to say something brief and quotable, and as such is a trivial error. (In reality, he instead said something of such surpassing ignorance and offensiveness as to probably change the dynamic of the entire MO Senate election.) OR

2. It’s a made up, pseudo-savvy term meant to smother the controversy in Loesch’s endless, meretricious campaign to advance her income and career by supporting and defending the worst people in our public life.

In either case, she justifies this to herself in one of two ways: Either “it’s all a game, and I’m a professional, and those to whom it really means something are naive schmucks who deserve to be fleeced,” or “I truly believe the Republican Party’s candidates are excellent public servants and superior to the Democrats’.”

Which is worse? You make the call.

Ah, yes, the old “I misspoke” bullshit dodge.

One of his advisers probably had to tell him not to go with the “I sorry you misunderstood the point I was trying to make” dodge.

Yeah McMegan, get out your calculator and plug in the deviance from the mean for “lower-than-expected conceptions” resulting from “legitimate” rape, the opportunity costs, and the return on investment and tell us exactly when it makes sense to force a rape victim to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term.

On second thought, don’t bother. Even if there was such a calculation, you’d get the fucking wrong answer. Are these people missing a gene that codes for empathy?

Rep. Steve Southerland (R-Fla.) and his daughter

Did they just casually state that some Congressman got his daughter drunk and went skinny dipping with her?

Why lookee here: http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/08/conservatives-akin-quit-legitimate-rape.php?ref=fpnewsfeed

So tell me, Loesch, if other Republicans get Akin to step down, is that still Teh Ebil Lefty Hate Machine getting another scalp? Oh wait, I already know the answer.

The anagram generator almost blew a gasket when I punched in Dana Loesch.

What can we say about a woman who’s name is an anagram for Ashcan Lode, Cash Loaned and Anal Cod She.

Link.

Somebody tell Dana Loesch that the role of Serena Joy has already gone to Michele Bachmann. She’ll just have to settle for being an Aunt.

What a twit! The estimates are that a rape occurs every 2 minutes and that 1 in 6 women have experienced a rape. But hey Dana keep arguing that the guy’s comments weren’t THAT reprehensible.

Sweet!

Leach And So

And how!

So if I understand Akin’s position, only the slutty chicks conceive during nonconsensual sex. Jeebus must be horrified.

First there was silence, then a strange grinding and the faint smell of burning wires, then 93751 anagrams!
Beef Bungs Torture?

Right. He should “clarify” what he means by “the female body” and its mysterious “ways” of preventing a pregnancy from a “legitimate” rape. What an utter shithead she is.

Oh look, Dana is getting hate Tweets! What a fucking tragedy. And these nutcases are freaking over “Sharia” law? I’m really getting close to moving to a civilzed country in the next year or two. Amerca ain’t it anymore, not with these incredible nutcases given network space.

Ahhhhh! Ot OT ot oottt.Too much Information war. I must sleep! I have not even gotten to Mittens baptizing Ryan’s relatives. Or something, it is truly Bizzarro world when the Daily Caller, cites Wikileaks and reveals TrapWire is investigating “domestic insurgents”. I must sleep.

TrapWire, developed and managed by federal intelligence contractor Abraxas Corporation, is a counter-terrorism domestic surveillance system used by law enforcement and the U.S. intelligence community. Surveillance cameras attached to the TrapWire network are used to identify pre-attack behavior exhibited by criminals and terrorists.

An alleged email — one of thousands leaked by the embattled WikiLeaks from the 2011 Christmas hack of private intelligence firm Stratfor by hacktivist collective Anonymous — between Stratfor Vice President of Intelligence Fred Burton and a company employee deemed political activists more of a threat to key landmarks in San Francisco than terrorists.

The alleged emails also allegedly reveal a potentially close relationship the company and TrapWire — a relationship Stratfor will not comment on, and one that Cubic denies

http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/15/pr-effort-launched-to-cover-tracks-about-trapwire-domestic-surveillance-system/#ixzz243iyJVEC

I think we are missing the central message here. The woman’s uterus will decide whether it was real rape or not. Why don’ t we just throw her into the closest river and see if she floats or not? Either way, she caused it and she’s a witch. Well, duh. I just love living in the 17th century. It’s so quaint. No wonder Massachusetts is the most liberal state in the country. They’ve seen this movie before and they aren’t fans. Jeezus.

Heh. I’m not allowed to read Louche’s erudite twitter-twats, because I’m not a follower. I suspect this is the result of setting up a twitter-twat account and replying to a few of her asinine tweets, among them the repeated attempts to deflect by saying “what about the OWS rapists?” Well, what about them, Dana? WTF does that have to do with this moron making a stupid comment about how a woman can’t get pregnant from being raped, or for that matter, your dumbassed defense of same comment? Then she tried the “he shouldn’t have to apologize until/unless Obama apologizes for calling Mitt Romney a rapist,” which as all sentient beings know, Obama never did, and again, even if he had, how would it excuse Akin for making his stupid comment or Louche for defending same? I and several others pointed out that blaming Obama for the content of an ad put out by a non-associated superpac was a capital-L LIE. And now…sniff…I’ll never again be allowed to read Dana’s deep thoughts, unless I become a follower, which won’t happen because a)she’s an idiot and b)she would reject a follower request from anyone who points out how full of shit she is.

Like TBogg says, the pride of CNN…an adolescent who can’t handle being called out when she blatantly lies.

Speaking of anagrams….

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan – My ultimate Ayn Rand porn.

Are these people missing a gene that codes for empathy?

Perhaps. At the least, lower life forms, like Loesch & McArdle, are certainly narcissistic sociopaths who care only about: a) making money in any way possible, even if it’s by being whores for the 1% & being traitors to their gender, and b) getting as much attention as possible, even if – see above.

(sigh) So… once again, let me get this straight…

VP Joe Biden tells people in Virginia that Wall Street/Republicans want to be “unchained”, but really want to “put you in chains” (by the way, my sentiments exactly) – OMG!! RACISM!1!! DROP STOOPIT BIDEN FROM TICKET OR OBAMA IZ TEH REAL RACIST!!11!!1!!1!one!!!!11!

MO Senate candidate Todd Akin says that “doctors” (OK Sen. Tom Coburn? It is irresponsible not to speculate.) told him that women parts “shut down” from a “legitimate rape”? And his ignorance is called out? – HE’S TEH REAL VICTIM HERE YOU LIBTARDS!!!1!!!1!!

When will they just codify IOKIYAR into law?

That’s actually TeaNN now and forevermore, for reasons that should be readily apparent. Other than that, well done.

Whaddya know, it’s McMegs. Mary Richards in reverse – there’s NOTHING, no matter how fucked up it is already, that she cannot make WORSE.

So… could this be Rep. Todd Akin’s “macaca” moment?

This is a different approach for the “Rock and Roll Wee Wee Queen”. Now she wants to sprinkle the internet with challanges inviting people to a pissing contest on twatter.

Unless you disagree with her, in which case you’ll be blocked from seeing her twitter-twat feed.

Re Congressperson Crazy Eyes. It’s been bugging my for years that I couldn’t figure out who Bachmann reminded me of. She is the living embodiment of Serena Joy.