Perpetually unemployed lil dumplin’ Christine O’Donnell was on Soledad O’Brien’s Whack-A-Conservative show this morning promoting her latest endeavor to get someone to put her up in a hotel for a few days so that she can raid the honor bar before crashing on a friend’s couch again until she gets a call back from Olive Garden about  that hostess job that she applied for back in February.

Christine’s latest scam endeavor is called Troublemaker Fest (named after her value-priced book) which sounds all dangerous and anarchy-ish and they’ll probably have seminars on making Molotov Freedom cocktails out of Keystone Light bottles and also picking out the right tribal tattoo; one that doesn’t look too ethnic or foreign or scary.

What else will the kids be doing at this TroubleMaking Fest?  I’m glad you asked:

Troublemaker Fest is film and entertainment festival held during the Republican National Convention in Tampa, August 26-30, 2012. The festival is open to all convention goers, yet is organized as a political outreach that will empower and inspire young, independent patriots to stop Barack Obama’s second term and restore Constitutional integrity to our government.

In between the Republican National Convention’s main stage events, Troublemaker Fest will be featuring speakers, entertainers, and panelists. The main stage speeches will stream live on the IMAX’s screens.

With only a week to go the lineup is shaping up like a combination of Coachella, Bonnaroo, and SXSW minus all the entertainment value and people you have ever heard of. Let’s check it out, ‘kay?

Troublemaker Fest will feature filmmakers who share our passion in restoring liberty and an impressive lineup of speakers who will inspire the youth of today to reform the establishment—starting with an end to Barack Obama’s presidency.

John Sullivan serves as the co-writer and co-director on 2016: Obama’s America. He also produced the feature documentary Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, featuring Ben Stein, which opened on 1,000 screens nationwide. Expelled holds the 19th largest theatrical box office record for a documentary. The film also won the prestigious ‘Freedom Award’ from Movie Guide. John is currently a writer and co-producer on other major feature films in development.

Christine O’Donnell is a nationally recognized political commentator, marketing consultant, speaker and author. She’s been featured on the cover of Time Magazine, Newsweek Magazine and appears regularly on all the national news outlets.

The Republican nominee in the 2010 special election to fill the Delaware Senate seat once held by Joe Biden, Christine became the most covered political figure of 2010, even beating out Pres. Obama during the week following her primary victory, despite only being in the national spotlight for September and October because over her late stunning GOP Primary victory.

Brad Stine is the most media covered Christian comedian in the country. He had an 8 page profile written about him and his comedy in the New Yorker magazine where he was referred to as “God’s Comic”.
He is a weekly blogger with and has had material published in Readers Digest, and Focus on the Family magazine. He tours nationally on a regular basis performing in Clubs, churches, and fundraisers for Crisis pregnancy centers, ministries and conservative causes and candidates.

Gerald Molen has produced many of the most memorable films in the last three decades including blockbusters like Jurassic Park, Twister, Days of Thunder, Hook and Minority Report. He was a producer for the Academy Award winning film Schindler’s List and co-producer for Rain Man which won the Oscar for Best Picture.

Born in Mumbai, India Dinesh D’Souza has truly lived the American Dream. He moved to the United States to attend Dartmouth College and upon graduation went to work in the Reagan White House as a policy analyst.

He has been a fellow of the Hoover Institute at Stanford University and the American Enterprise Institute. He is also the author of the New York Times Bestseller The Roots of Obama’s Rage. His other book titles include the popular What’s So Great About Christianity, Letters to a Young Conservative, and The End of Racism. He is a popular speaker and has appeared on Hannity, The Colbert Report, Glenn Beck and Politically Incorrect.

You and your friends should go (quit your jobs and buy a van!) and see these guys before they sell out to one of the big labels and go lamestream like Pavement did…