When life hands you “legitimate rape” make “legitimate rape-ade.”

Or something.

Cat fud. Oh please, oh please.

I would now like like to have an extended conversation about ‘spastic tubes’ that prevent pregnancy.

Crazy Breaking News from the Tweeter also.

I apologized but the liberal media is trying to make me drop out. Please stand w/ me tonight by signing my petition at http://www.akin.org/still-standing

No, all the libruls do not want withdrawal. And by the way, the libruls hate God.

“the heart of liberalism is really a hatred for God.”

Way to go Libruls, you rock!

Oh Jesus, I just noticed that was a Mark Halperin tweet. God, I hate that slimeball. I feel like I need a shower after seeing him. What a dick.

Food Fight! TeaTards against the ReJects!~

Missouri, your reputation is on the line. Please report to the principal’s office. Now.

Hee Hee, ha ha, hee hee, ha ha. Not sure I can add much more than the fact that these people are truly the stupidest people in the f@+king world. This is the doofus who thought that when Wasilla’s sales tax revenues went up the second year, that the rest of the city council had increased the sales tax rate(not that Wasilla was a normal growing town where your tax revenue would go up.) Snowdumbilly.

Sorta OT but I love watching Bill Christal talk about Mittens. He looks like he’s trying to swallow a spoonful of maggots. He REALLY does not like him. Bill’s wrong about everything, so it kinda worries me.

Halperin’s a dirty liar!

Sarah Palin has never made a statement that understandablish….

Awwww jeez Sarah make up yer damn mind. Akin was just jerkin out the Overton window a bit, you of all people know that rape is the redneck civil right to reproduce.

Win with Wilke!!! Uptight women are genius..they have spastic tubes. Sorry, but this is hilarious to me, except for the context. I’m female, so I’m disgusted with all these nutters. But spastc tubes? Wish Joe could run with this. I can just hear the dripping, withering sarcasm.

So they’re stuck with Rape Ape as a candidate. It could be worse. Rapier Ape, anyone?

Bet this won’t be the first time Sarah Palin told a guy to “pull out” and it didn’t happen in time.

Can’t we send him to the vet to get tutored?

“Cat fud.”

That was the first thing I thought of when I saw that tweet.

ruthie @ 12:

ding! ding! ding!

The intertubes are won for the day! we can go home now.

Willard could offer Akin the Vice-Presidency to get Akin out of politics.

All of ‘em, Katie.

Tundra Trash Couger desperately seeking limelight & grift.

Shorter Snowbilly: Lookit me! Lookit MEEEE!!!

Silly Slutty Sarah. Always callin’ for a three-way.

What do you call two Tawds and a vagina?

Baked Alaska!

Drill that, mommyfuckers.

One of my favorite Far Side cartoons, along with “Cowboys and Aliens” (which got made into a movie) and “Latte, Jed?”