First Jay Nordlinger can’t tell racist jokes about the Kenyan Usurper, and now this: the Pimp-Skipper of the
SS Dildoes4U is actually being held to the terms of past judicial sanctions.

Oppressing the White Man… again!

“Government restrictions?” What, TSA won’t let him bring his favorite brand of lube in his carry-on? Why can’t he just buy it in Tampa like the rest of them will be doing?

“Despite the government’s restrictions, not all is lost for this citizen journalist in the age of new media.”

TRANSLATION: My probation doesn’t prohibit mah new Trojan Twister from some hot me-on-me action. WAAAATCH MEEEE!

I gather the DoJ finally noticed that he’s been violating his probation terms.

Apparently O’Keefe packs explosive junk in his shorts. TSA is tired of cleaning up after a brief pat down.

I like how they try to make it sound like some sort of sinister plot. As if it weren’t his joke of a probation sentence keeping him from attending. Right wing persecution complex is so adorable, they actually think they’re being “silenced” by the evil Fartbamahitler and his Marxist Kenyan usurpitude.

If Obama was really as twisted as they seem to think he is, how hard would it really have been to have O’Keefe declared an enemy combatant and sent to Gitmo? I know it’s what I’d do to him, were I the President, but I’m a much bigger asshole than Obama.

It’s all just –

Tampa: The Fappening

Andrew Brietbart: still dead.

Too bad. If he were able to attend, I’m sure he could help provide examples of legitimate rape to help the conversation move along.

Ever see a weasel try to pull a moue? I just did. Thanks for the pic. That and the title of your Douthat piece have made it difficult to keep food down today.

Yes…first you take your prey to a “barn” on your parents’ property, insist that she spend the night there, and then drug her drink.

Whatever happened with that whole deal, anyway? Last I heard, the girl had been subpeonaed by that guy the rightbloggers were all freaking out about a few months ago…you know, the one that sent RS McCain into hiding and who they accused of siccing the SWAT team on Patterico. Anyhoo, said badass dude had in one of his court actions subpeonaed the girl’s phone, because on “that night in the barn,” O’Queef had downloaded a bunch of stuff detailing his illegal exploits to her phone.

Damn this old age…I can’t remember names worth a damn anymore.

O’Queef is definitely being oppressed by The Man, if by “The Man” you mean “the judge.” Terms of his probation can be seen here.

The “event” offered by the James Madison Institute was offered as “Lunch With James O’Keefe” and carried a price tag: $40 for members and $50 for nonmembers. Welcome aboard, suckers.

This must be something of a disappointment for the JMI, which pinned its cred on a stupid little boy whose claim to fame is mugging it up in his “Mother’s Little Hobo” halloween costume hat and shades and fur borrowed from his great aunt.

Politico commits a rare truth in describing the event:

He’s also been arrested for attempting to tamper with the office phones of Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-La.), and his organization, Project Veritas, has of late fallen on tough times.

“I expect the event will be pretty easygoing, and while something could always happen because of his stature, I don’t expect it,” he said.

Yes, his “stature.” Jorge Jarrin Fucking Marimba.

This just in, concept of “probation” made up by Obama DOJ solely to get back at JO’Keefe and prevent him from releasing his truth all over Tampa. He’s just that important, I guess…

Gee, Mr (and Mrs) TBogg, I only just got off our daughter’s bedroom door the “Keep Off” sign (and its gluey remnants) she stuck there more than 10 years ago (as many as 15 years ago, maybe?). Home-improvement thinking is frequently, I think, the weirdly healthy response to the truly empty-nest. Poor O’Keefe parents. Why won’t this child let us get on with our lives? (Hope L&TCasey isn’t freaked out by Times Square happenings. Truly, all will be well. Keep moving along.)

I’ve actually known a couple of pimps. Not closely but close enough. And the idea that O’Keefe could pass as a pimp is so ridiculous…sorry I have no way of expressing how out of the question it is.
Why would anyone believe this? How would this guy intimidate whores into working for him? How could he be the lover who tells each whore how he’s the only one he loves?

It’s stupid. Ludicrous.

Ya. Ah, uhmmm. Errr. Hummm….

Pre-hurricane panic-buying by the locals in anticipation of the obligatory hurricane parties before evacuation may have left some pharmacies in short supply.

Pimp? No. But that sign,‘ ☠ ☠ My Sexy Palace Of Sexy Delites. Keep Out!! ☠ ☠ !! ‘,
I could see that

You would probably be thinking of Ms. Nadia Naffe. You used to be able to access that stuff on her own blog, but she done took that sucker private, so if you don’t have a password, you cannot get in.

I should acknowledge that assistant county DA Glenn Frey (aka Patterico) took to task the author of that post I linked to, for not properly doing the vetting thing for his story. As anyone who isn’t a libtard knows, wingnut bloggers are known to be quite vigilant about vetting their own work prior to clicking ‘Post’. Suck it, libs, that’s the troof!

You can search for the relevant posts by His Prosecutorial Princeliness yourself if you like. I’m not terribly invested in all this, and in any event, I don’t want to encourage him to spend even less time on his day job… y’know, keeping uppity beaners under control through planning and coordination of the activities of agent provocateurs, threatening resourceless down-n-outers with disastrous sentences unless they flip and lie on the stand to convict other loozerz,… that sort of thing. He shouldn’t pass that stuff on to underlings; that’s how messy public mistakes get made, and while the media will usually cover up for you, they ain’t totally reliable.

I would guess “The Man” would be willing to put aside all restrictions for the week, and provide transportation, if the Republicans would promise that the keynote speech be an Okeefe/Christie duet, with O’Keefe specifically explaining ” the varieties of rape”.

I first read that as “pimple-faced.”

707 … Jeebus !

The government is now regulating crime?

The bastards!

Right-wingers are astoundingly efficient at playing the victim card.

Poor, sweet baby.

I’m not sure I’ve seen anything anybody could call stylin’ on a Republican since 1987.

O’Keefe must’ve thought that because he’s a shill for the 1% that he was entitled to be above the laws of the lower orders, like the 1% are.

He’s got to earn that right, which means he has to make the millions that make you a member of the club. Anything less and he’s just a janitor. Must be galling.

Yes, indeed, sucks to be lil nobody Jimmy O’Queef these days. Reality bites.

Typically, when we get in trouble with the law, we are bound to obey the court’s restrictions in the generous determination of a probationary sentence for us, we don’t just get to whine that the mean old criminal court isn’t letting us do what we want.

My nephew once dressed – ironically, I might add – as a pimp for Halloween. He looked like a totally stupid white dude playing dress ups, but what the heck? That’s pretty much the definition of Halloween anyway. He had fun at his party; good for him.

It looks like lil Jimmy took his Halloween costume waaaaay too seriously, btw.

Auteur victimhood is one of the unacknowledged tragedies of America today.

Sheldon Aldeson should buck up for some sort a’ Support Group, or sumpin’.

My grandmother looked much better in that outfit.

Oh,nice catch, Jenn. Notice that the restrictions on travel aren’t even specially crafted for li’l Jimmy, they’re just part of the Standard Probation Terms of Supervision.

The “government” is restricting him…riiiiighht.

Man,
he’s gotta fight
for his right
to party!

Aiiiiieeeee! The horror, the horror!

Quick, everyone! Start thinking of Antonio Banderas and/or Salma Hayek!

Even he admitted that his pimp costume (which he did not actually wear during the videos of ACORN workers) was ridiculous. I believe he laughed it off by mentioning how he was like the whitest guy he knew. But there was absolutely no racial component to any of this. Just suggesting that would be RRRRRRRRACISM!