Shorter Ross Douthat:

I will grudgingly agree to allow rape victims to terminate their pregnancies if you will allow me to incrementally restrict the reproductive rights of all of the other women, most of whom are willingly giving it away because they’re sluts. C’mon. I’m meeting you half way…

Previous Douthat Vagina Monologues here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.

And this because it explains so much