I give you… The Nutters:
In related news…Andrew Breitbart is still dead.
Or is he….?
Hating Breitbart is some “documentary” about the late great Brentwood speedbump (unless of course they left Andrew there, and in that case my apologies). But the docu-Twitter winger tried trolling Max Blumenthal. To which Max replied:
“Sorry I can’t make it. Don’t ruin the ending for me!”
This got people angry. Max wins.
Needs more hamster.
It’s a prairie dog. Not a hamster, not a chipmunk. No wonder we’re doomed to ecological disaster.
Sadly, I think we may be misunderestimating this crew, I don’t think they were indignantly calling for information because they thought Shuster was lying but because they wanted to track them down and find out who had such fine upstanding and right thinking delegates removed…And go after those officials for not being Republican enough.
Remember: No Video = Didn’t Happen.
David Schuster is the REAL racist, not the Nutters.
If Breitbart.com doesn’t have a highly edited, incoherent video of an event, it never happened.
Damn, sorry kama! you beat me too it!
I’m sorry it looks as if Clint Eastwood is tonight’s RNC mystery guest. I was looking forward to watching Hologram Breitbart start a crowd chant of “STOP RAPING PEOPLE!”
I call BS on “ISmellBullShit” up there. There’s a phenomenon called accustomization, where if you’re surrounded by something constantly, you stop smelling it. If this is a Breit Boy, he stopped smelling anything a long time ago.
Wait, maybe there just wasn’t room for his full name: “ISmellLikeBullShit.” Well.
Anyway, the whole story gives me an optimistic feeling about today’s GOP! Look how much progress they’ve made:
1) Somebody there in authority actually realized it would look bad if they didn’t kick him out (rather than the camera operator).
2) The nut/epithet thrower wasn’t one of the nominees.
3) So far I haven’t seen Romney flacks on TV explaining that it wasn’t racist, just blog commenters.
4) So far I haven’t seen “this is how we feed animals” T-shirts and coffee cups for sale.
5) He wasn’t throwing his own feces, so he’s obviously toilet trained; the quality of delegates is really going up.
But then, I’m one of those “the glass is 5% full” kind of guys.
But you were much more descriptive!
Drunks defending the actions of other drunks. Totally predictable.
I may have been drunk and missed it, but was a toxicology report ever released for Breitbart’s fetid, rotting corpse?
Too bad ace crack reporter auteur documentarian-artiste big “OH” James “JimJam-Jimmy” O’Keefe is locked in his Mom’s basement because some mean Democrab made her do it, else we’d all have the skinny on what really went down on the convention floor with the beer and the sweat and the peanuts and the blood.
And when people tell me they smell bullshit I always ask them to check their own shorts. Politely, of course, but in that knowing way.
was a toxicology report ever released for Breitbart’s fetid, rotting corpse?
Yes, back in May: BAC 0.04, no other drugs present, heart failure, enlarged heart, constricted coronary artery, foul play not suspected. Breitbart is supposed to have been a light drinker, by the way, so his perpetual “angry drunk guy” demeanor may simply have been his normal state.
Know who else dropped dead of a heart attack on a street corner?
Saul Alinski, that’s who. Coincidence? I DON’T THINK SO!
I’d like to know the names of these two delegates too, but probably not for the same reason as “Hating Breitbart”. These guys really deserve to have their names known far and wide and I think CNN should stop clamming up and let us know who they are.
I made the mistake of watching the speeches at the Republican convention last night without drinking. Sobriety is sometimes overrated. My first thought, as the camera panned the crowd, was that I had never seen so many butt-ugly drunk people on TV in my life. A political convention is essentially a 3-4 day commercial for the candidate of your choice. And should Mittens win their respective states in the election, it’s virtually certain that all the delegates there from that state are going to vote for the candidate with the little “R” beside his name. So why not pick really good-looking delegates? Yes, I get the fact that some of them are there because they gave $2,000 or $10,000 or $25,000 or more for the cause. But seriously, if you can throw that sort of money at a political candidate, you can afford to have work done–if you know what I mean. And what is up with the “hooker red” lipstick on almost all of the women?
OT, Mr. Bogg, but in case you didn’t see it, your Wonkette pal got ejected from a Politico reception in Tampa, for the minor infraction – if indeed it could be fairly described as even that! – of simultaneously drinking their booze and trash-tweeting them. So unfair!
But she took it in stride, and presumably returned to her office (the Hyatt Hotel bar, if memory serves) to do some real journalism and file a news report on this unfortunate incident. That’s how a true professional rolls!
I, …I think I’m falling in love.
Oh, must add – because I am fair and balanced, mostly, sometimes – that Politico is also chock full o’ professionalisticism, as demonstrated in a 2010 video (2:17) – You-Tube or xtranormal, whichever you prefer.
Indeed, can anyone prove that Joe Biden is NOT the Zodiac killer??
OMG. thanks for alerting me to that. this is my fave part of her report:
This one might be the meanest, because of how we noticed a thing that was true, and then said it.
Of course that would get you kicked out of Politico’s party!