Please return here later this evening for live-blogging of Mitt Romney’s Data Download/Emotion Simulacrum speech because the only thing on earth that is stiffer and more awkward than a Mitt Romney speech is a 14-year old boy on his first visit to Hooters.

Basset blogging to follow afterward.

(UPDATE) The blogging will be twittering instead because the format works better for me. Sorry. Go here.)