I presume we make our own drinking game rules.

I hope to be pissing straight Tito’s well before he takes the stage, the fucking Romtwat.

Mine is “drink until you’re piss drunk every time he utters a word.”

Not much of a game, actually.

Maybe if he just pictures everyone in the audience in just their magic underwear, he’ll loosen up.

Completing the 1980′s Wall Street asshole image, Romney will make his speech in a rage after doing a massive dose of cocaine.

A clever title indeed. Being late to the party, I hereby make an OT post to say that “The Outlaw Jersey Whale” wins the Internet Title Title for at least the first quarter of this century. All praise to the co-creators.

I want to hear from that paragon of virtue, Mr. Clint. Eastwood. Make my day Clint with some real fire.

Somebody should keep a good count of the lies. I figure I’ll be out of it by then. Besides ever try typing on an I pad when you can’t see well? Drinking rules and all you know.

Lot of asshats speaking tonight about trickle down economics and the like. Here’s hoping that’s not piss running down my leg.

I can’t believe you’re making us wait for the Dogz until AFTER the Robot/Asshole.

That’s just mean.

Please Please Please resolve teh cognitive dissonance for me.

Republicans say over and over again that they are the party of self reliance, fiscal discipline and small government. But all of their leaders inherited wealth or privilege or political status. They cut taxes on the landed gentry without even trying to pay for it and create huge deficits. And then they proceed to invade your vagina as well as every country that doesn’t pay into their protection racket and then they retire as millionaire lobbyists for that defense industrial complex.

Meanwhile Democrats have cut the welfare rolls, reduced the deficit and produced a budget surplus and ended GOP wars and make a lame attempt to cut the defense budget while staying out of your vagina. Well, you know, they kinda ask politely before entering.

It’s almost like when you ignore what they SAY and look at what the parties have actually done then it is obvious that Democrats are actually the Conservative Party. And Republicans are just a bunch of corrupt lying sleazy fascistic motherfuckers.

But Yee Olde TeeVee tells me its teh other way around.

Resolve that for me OK?

Since you’re offering soul-cleansing basset imagery after the Legitimate Rombot Rape, I won’t need to take a shower.

No shit. “Wait, is that asshole still talking?” [drink]

I went to Twitter (your link). It’s disconcerting. I keep hearing the tweets in the voice of Wembley. Well, my imagined in-my-head voice-of-Wembley.

What’s with all the ginger bashing? We love you TBogg.

Can I offer Wembley and Fenway a road trip? I have to drive to Iowa and Arthur’s going by plane – teh Boyz would be riding shotgun!

i hear romney will be highlighting his new line of adult diapers tonight, *Panders*. you put em on and immediately start talkin out your ass

With all of the “American exceptionalism” and “teaching other countries to be more like America” tonight, it’s important to just note in passing that social mobility statistics show that it’s now far more likely to rise from working class to middle class in France than it is in the USA. US is one of the worst at upward opportunity these days, and this is thanks to the very propaganda you’re hearing tonight.

Take a drop of vodka from an eyedropper every time they tell a lie. Make sure someone else can drive you home.