It’s that time of year again. Juicebox Jesus is in NYC as a back-up (as was foretold in the Book of Overthrows 3: long), and already Mark Sanchez has passed for two touchdowns (no small miracle, that) because God IS TESTING TIMMY by keeping him on the bench.

Unfortunately, CBS is not televising the game to the west coast because we are Godless Heathens who do not deserve to see God’s favorite son carry the ball on short yardage downs and block on punts.

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