OK I just watched/listened to the first two of those excerpts and we have new data about the “stupid or evil” question. I estimate it’s about 30/70. He sounds slightly less stoopid than usual when talking with his peers, but definitely more evil. Not a surprise, but good to know.

It is a MittBot Hullabaloo. There is something for everyone. Not only does MittBot want to be a Latino MittBot. He wants MORE immigrants!

Mitt Romney “Gosh! I’d like to bring in more legal immigrants!”

And I guess it would probably be viewed as racist if they admitted that their objection to abortion really only applies to white foeti.

… every single person who has ever voted for a Democrat ever is a strapping young buck senior citizen gimmee gimmee moocher who buys t-bones with food stamps and then carts them away to their government-subsidized housing on their Hoverround paid for with Medicaid dollars …

No no; that last part’s OK.

Hoverround paid for with Medicaid dollars

Teatards loves them some socialist single-payer government healthcare, they just think it’s CommieMooslimEvil if anyone but them receives it.

I would like to help Mittens. Even if I am not a Shrink, I think a diagnosis may be necessary.

And the winner is….Narcisissm. From the Narcissistic Abuse website, there is help. What Is Narcissism? ….it is verbal abuse, physical abuse, put downs, manipulation, betrayal, lack of empathy, accusations, failure to communicate, lack of intimacy.

Preoccupation with hiding real or perceived flaws
Overestimation of importance, achievements, talents and skills
Maladaptive attention seeking behavior
Inability to empathize with others
Excessive anger and shame in response to criticism often resulting in rage

The narcissist will often manipulate others, especially partners, to control them. Projection and blame are hallmarks of this manipulation. It is estimated that 85% of narcissists are males.

I’m beginning to think Mitt’s got a future as a comedian. I’m gonna be the first to write him up a skit about a banana peel, cuz I think he could do that one really well.

For some crazy reason I’m watching Chris Matthews and that complete horse’s ass Jim VanderHei is on. If there is anyone who pretends to be a ‘reporter’ that I cannot abide (and that other no-lip Politco asshole….Allen?) it’s VanderHei. Jesus, The WP can produce some jerkoffs…I’m looking at you, Jennifer Rubin, too. Can we dig up Katherine Graham and ask her what the hell she was thinking? Carry on.

This, actually, is his plan for illegal immigration. He heard how coyotes will charge upwards of 10k to bring someone in. Sell green cards for that, eliminate the illegal problem and make some revenue without raising taxes. Minus management fees, of course( I wonder if Mitt knows the government doesn’t operate that way? End of 4 years Mitt asks about his golden parachute…)

Food stamps and medicaid … livin’ the sweet life!

Since I’m not a freeloader, I find Mitt Romney dreamy. Oh wait, I’m gonna be on Medicare and collect Social Security shortly. Oh fuck, I’m a damn moocher. I’m entitled!! Shoot me already.

This is good news for John McCain Jill Stein.

Willard should trade in his mommy jeans for a traje de luces if he wants to wrangle up the scary brown vote…

You’re a meany!

allrightythen Mittens finally opens up and speaks his mind.

Dont underestimate the power of this rhetoric, Mitt is speaking from authority. See when you are sittin on yer ass and waiting for the ole man to die so youse can inherit the family bidness you have alot of time to wank off and refine teh reason why you deserve it. He fundamentally understands this mentality. And he unnerstands that even those old white men on disability for wanker syndrome like to think of themselves as makers not takers. And why those losers working 50 60 hours a week puttin food on their family dont deserve any help at all.

But see it goes deeper. Even the job creators who actually make shit are on the government dole cause they depend on taxpayers to clean up their pollution an shit. So its not really makers an takers cause alot of teh rich are takers and most of the poor are makers who have increased their productivity over the last 30 years while their income has gone down. No its more a matter of who deserves teh government help cause their are well, white, and those that dont deserve government help cause they are, you know, dusky.

Even the job creators who actually make shit are on the government dole

What? Huh? Lockheed Martin and those other job creators are on the gubmint gravy train?

I don’t think Prez Mitt’ll fix that but Dr Prez Jill Stein can. In fact, here’s a handy primer to help streamline the effort…

Lemme tell you a story. I once worked for a government contractor as a computer programmer. Prior to the bigwigs going to present their bids to the government, we were told to change programs to recalculate costs based on lies in order to get the contract. We (another programmer who was working with me) put notes in the program that these changes were essentially lies and we disagreed with the changes. It was not a coincidence that we were working after midnight to make these changes. This was before whistleblower laws. These companies will do anything to live off the government teat. Mitt Romney would be the first in line to lie to get the money. I know who are the biggest liars and it ain’t poor people. By the way, yeah I got disgusted and left.

I have serious doubts about women supporting Mitt. The smart ones won’t and Frothy says they don’t have smart ones.

the observation that the browns are dangerously close to forming some kind of Super Melanin Heightened Gang of Evildoers with the blahs, and combined they will take over and turn America into a muti-cultural hellhole, probably called KenyAztlan

Soy barack obama y apruebo este mensaje.

(I was thinking of MexiCongo, but whatevs.)

Even women who don’t like Obama’s policies will vote for him over Rmoney and Lyin’ Ryan. When it’s a choice between mildly evil and actively-evil-plus-stupid, mildly evil wins every time.

Ellie Elliott has video of Willard’s damage-control presser. Heh.

Okay, when do we see the first high-profile defector from Team Mittens? Or will he pay them enough money that they’ll go along with the charade a few more weeks just to have paychecks until November?

Romney told the contributors that “women are open to supporting me,”

Let me finish the sentence Romney couldn’t…

Romney told the contributors that “women are open to supporting me,” commit suicide.

Romney told the contributors that “women are open to supporting me,” resigning from the campaign.

Romney told the contributors that “women are open to supporting me,” burning in hell for eternity.

Romney told the contributors that “women are open to supporting me,” playing on the freeway.

Romney told the contributors that “women are open to supporting me,” eating shit and dying.

Romney told the contributors that “women are open to supporting me,” flying a kite.

Romney told the contributors that “women are open to supporting me,” fucking the hell off.

I’m partial to the Stupid-Evil-Crazy Vortex, myself. It helps to explain the subtle differences between Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin — to wit, Bachmann is crazy and evil, but she’s not stupid (remember how she eviscerated Santorum in the primary debates?), whereas Palin is stupid and evil, but not crazy.

Narcissism FTW. When Mittens watches the team huddle up at BYU games, he thinks they’re talking about him.

Uh, yep. Any woman who would support a man that implied that any woman who would STOOP to accepting food and medical care for their hungry and/or sick children, is a freeloader and a mooch can kiss my ass and go to hell. Tell ya what Mitt, would you feel better if she had the get up and go to just sell the kids for a profit and take away the burden of giving a rat’s ass about the post-born? These Romney people are monsters. I mean it. And I’m not sure who’s a colder bitch, Mittens or Ann. To think they are two doors down, in La Jolla, from where my parent’s best friends lived in La Jolla…who were just slightly to the left of Che Guervera..it makes me sick. There goes the neighborhood.

I beg to differ. Michele Bachmann is as dumb as a brick. Exhibit A is pretending Marcus Bachmann is qualified to do anything more than pick out curtain colors and wallpaper patterns. Sarah is, on the other hand, shrewdly stupid. She’s like a Televangical preacher. Know your audience, know their hot buttons, which of course you helped manufacture, and then ask for the do-re-mi to fight the evil you just created. Neat little game if you are craven enough and nobody is as nakedly craven as sister Sarah.

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Ann Romney–No contest. That woman would run over a wingnut in a wheelchair for not crossing the street fast enough, then sue the poor bastard for putting a dent in her Cadillac!

Nothing says victory like a ‘hastily called press conference’ at 10pm

The bus is leaving and the tire marks are starting to appear on Money(R) :

David Brooks gets first dibs:

“Personally, I think he’s a kind, decent man who says stupid things because he is pretending to be something he is not — some sort of cartoonish government-hater. But it scarcely matters. He’s running a depressingly inept presidential campaign. Mr. Romney, your entitlement reform ideas are essential, but when will the incompetence stop? “

Translation: “Shit for brains, why couldn’t you keep your mouth shut till after the election?”

Since I’m not going to read Brooks (he gives me heartburn), I’ll reply to him here. Kind and decent people do not pretend to be fuck-the-poors government haters, because kindness and decency preclude that as a moral option. Depressingly inept people run depressingly inept campaigns because they are inept. The incompetence will not stop, even if Romney wins the election (see Dunning-Kruger effect); he is too insulated by his impenetrable wall of money from ever suffering from the hell he plans for the rest of us.

¡Reconquista! Now with Reparations!

Oh, it is to laugh!
Well, that and let dawgs fuck him…
Right before D. Brooks.

I do so enjoy this part of the Rmoneyverse that hasn’t been played much:

“We speak with voters across the country about their perceptions. Those people I told you—the 5 to 6 or 7 percent that we have to bring onto our side—they all voted for Barack Obama four years ago. So, and by the way, when you say to them, “Do you think Barack Obama is a failure?” they overwhelmingly say no. They like him. But when you say, “Are you disappointed that his policies haven’t worked?” they say yes. And because they voted for him, they don’t want to be told that they were wrong, that he’s a bad guy, that he did bad things, that he’s corrupt. Those people that we have to get, they want to believe they did the right thing, but he just wasn’t up to the task. They love the phrase that he’s “over his head.” But if we’re—but we, but you see, you and I, we spend our day with Republicans. We spend our days with people who agree with us. And these people are people who voted for him and don’t agree with us. And so the things that animate us are not the things that animate them. And the best success I have at speaking with those people is saying, you know, the president has been a disappointment. He told you he’d keep unemployment below 8 percent. Hasn’t been below eight percent since. Fifty percent of kids coming out of school can’t get a job. Fifty percent. Fifty percent of the kids in high school in our 50 largest cities won’t graduate from high school. What’re they gonna do? These are the kinds of things that I can say to that audience that they nod their head and say, “Yeah, I think you’re right.” What he’s going to do, by the way, is try and vilify me as someone who’s been successful, or who’s, you know, closed businesses or laid people off, and is an evil bad guy. And that may work.”

Such sadness that the blah guy has been a disappointment – just not up to the job. But what would you expect? He’s a blah….

Fifty percent of kids coming out of school can’t get a job. Fifty percent. Fifty percent of the kids in high school in our 50 largest cities won’t graduate from high school. What’re they gonna do?

…sounds like a job for MOAR TAX CUTS!

Seriously, I’m surprised he said this like it’s a bad thing. Of course, he did so only as a cudgel to beat Obama with, but that he was able to force it through his neck at all is pretty impressive.

Surely you are not suggesting that the Masters of the Fking Universe are incompetent? Heavens to Betsy, what a revelationing that would be! (And yes I did call you Shirley.)

Bringing Crazy into the equation is a bit generous on our Mitty, dontcha think? He one mean mofo. Maybe he can’t help himself but I hate to give him an out.

We were in Massachusetts with him as Governor. He spent all his time on the speaking circuit, telling GOP audiences he hated the state that put him in office. He’d be a whiz-bang as President, eh?

If he was a latino, you can bet that somebody would have asked to see his birth certificate by now.

Most of the MoftFU fell into money; once you have enough of that, it’s hard to get rid of. So, yes, I am saying that this one is a dud. He’d be selling used cars on Rte. 1 if his father weren’t rich.

Call me Shirley or Betsy, just make up your mind which ;)

But Mitty said he made it all himself! After all, he didn’t inherit anything worth mentioning. And, since he regards $360,000 of speaking fee income as “not very much,” and of course he is scrupulously truthful on all occasions, we can be sure that he believes it. He’s running for office, for Pete’s sake. (Not this Pete.)

So that’s the definition of Narcissism, eh? 85% males? That seems a tad high to me, but then again, perhaps when it’s a syndrome or abnormality it’s diagnosed more in men. Normal is not diagnosed.

@GWPDA@33: “But what would you expect? He’s a blah….” Actually, Mitt’s struggling with the fact that the silly voters just can’t seem to understand that Obama has two strikes against him right out of the gate: being a Nih, he doesn’t know the value of a hard day’s work and resents his betters, and being a Socialist, he doesn’t know how to handle money.
That he’s a bad guy, that he did bad things, that he’s corrupt; these are more due to him palling around with radical Marxist terrorists and feminists than to his genes. Still, Mitt and the boys are just flabbergasted that half the country simply can’t see this. How can money and power be put in the hands of somebody who by his very nature is incapable of using them properly? It makes no sense! Especially when there are people right there who have the innate talent, expertise and skin tone to run the country properly. Obviously the voters can’t be trusted – they’re such children, really.
Reminds me of a fellow I had an entertaining talk with on the mall in DC many years ago; he was very clear on how Congress was being controlled by aliens – he knew which Congressmen were poorly-disguised ETs, and which were simply dupes or had been bought off. The thing that struck me the most was his sincere sense of frustration that the people he talked to simply would not see the Truth. The core of the GOP is at that point, I think, at both the top and bottom, and I think that makes them far more dangerous than if they were merely cynical pols like that pustule Rove.

Such an empathetic man. Not that he wants to have an understanding or anything, of a different segment of society but that there would be an exploitable advantage to being a different heritage.

If Mitt were latino, he’d have been labeled a “vendido” long before the convention, and we’d be facing the prospect of a President “Frothy Mix” Santorum.