If the photo attached to this piece is any indicator, O’Donnell is poised and ready to engage in some serious teabagging. (For Jeezuz & Country, of course.)

Well… she does wear a pearl necklace.

And so begins the grift…I fully expect Christine to soon set up a website to raise funds and “explore” another run.

This can’t end happily.

Gawd, she’s a fucking idiot.

Maybe she’ll be Joe Scarborough’s VP pick, huh? Watched that toady this morning with his “RonaldReagan-RonaldReagan-RonaldReagan” Tourette’s Syndrome.

With a straight fucking face, he’s telling the audience and his idiot co-host about how Bill Clinton was a REAL polititian, willing to cave to Republitard demands. Now that’s how you go about Prez-nitin’!!! All Obama has to do is embrace the goddamn GOP/Teabagger platform, and ‘Ol Joe Scar will nominate him for Rushmore.

Yeh, the Republitards really took care of Bill Clinton for his GOP-lite record. Going by the response of Mika and the rest of the panel there was never an impeachment over a blow job. Never. Fucking. Happened.

It is my sad duty to report there will be no Killer Joe For President campaign. “Say it aint’t so”, Joe Scar broke the absolute first rule of politics: No dead girls in the office!

Lori Klausutis died under mysterious circumstances, in Joe’s office.

More to the point, an RC Cola is more properly accompanied by a Moon Pie…

down south we called it ‘rc co-cola’

“People sacrificed…”

Sounds like witchcraft to me.

In Louisiana, we call it breakfast…

Masturbating Witch for Senate 2014

i fucking love science! how cool is it that Christina O’Donnell has survived the first squirrel-brain-into-a-human-body transplant?

Go for the gold, Christine! Ignore those snickering naysayers who lack the vision to see that you have been Chosen For This Mission.

Yes, the Lauri Klausitis case is one that Scarborough has never answered for, has he?

Can’t wait to see Clint Eastwood’s endorsement speech. The Witch. The Chair. The Weirdness.

Pass the popcorn, please.

More recently, O’Donnell backed Mitt Romney early in the GOP presidential primary season, writing in December that she hoped her endorsement would “cause others to give him a second look.”

…And after looking again at their robotic nominee, the “Teatards” were left with one overwhelming response: “He looked much better in Tampa, when we were smashed on Margaritas….”

And so begins the grift…

Yep. You can almost hear the first strains of ‘The Entertainer’ as Newman O’Donnell and Redford Palin start to set up the wire room.

Of course, this is a much dumber version with much dumber marks. Sort of like The Sting II.

Uhm, how much ya wanna bet those are pop-it beads?

I’ve always felt the more idiots in the race to greater the entertainment value.

Squirrels have good error-learning capability. I think she got her transplant brain from a miller moth.

Actually, her claim to fame is that she’s an idiot and
doesn’t fuck.

Well you know what George Carlin said, “There are three kinds of idiots, idiiots, complet idiots, and fuckin’ idiots.” The last category is the most dangerouse because they reproduce.

She has always been a low-end $arah Palin. She will run for office, again, because the grift never ends. That scam works, because the Teabaggers and other assorted rubes and dimwits (AKA Republikkkanz) always go for it. Always.

That photo reminds me of one of the short-bus kids, being offered an ice cream cone. I am such an evil, sick bastard. As usual.

you’ve got a point, but i think the poor squirrel brain was quite damaged by auto-immune responses after the transplant. Auto-immune responses on the squirrel brain’s part, i might point out — what intelligence with any self respect wouldn’t try to flee any association with Christine O’Donnell?

May be. BUt I’m worse. Even though she’s RWNJ, I’d do her. I think she’s k inda cute in a crazy women make good sex partners kinda way.

I apologize that.

Maybe the low-rent (aka NO rent) version of Sarah Palin can invite the “real” $arah Palin to, you know, do some of that thar campaignin’ for Witchie Woman O’Donnell? Since, you know, the TeaTardz that Palin campaign$ for are all so successful ‘n stuff. But at least O’Donnell can sit around & compare bondage shoes with Palin, so there is that.

Hadn’t thought of that. Good point.

Of course she’s gonna run; campaign contributions are how she supports herself without actually, you know, working.

Anybody know the outcome of the investigation of here misuse of campaign funds in the last election?

I think you file that latter question under: IOKIYAR.

LET THE GRIFTING BEGIN!

US attorney assigned to the case closed the matter without filing charges.

Breaking OT news. MittBot makes a joke. He has been victimized by being an American with a trust fund. Unfortunately his daddy was not a Mexican. MittBot wants to be a Latino MittBot.

Said Romney: “My dad, as you probably know, was the governor of Michigan and was the head of a car company. But he was born in Mexico… and had he been born of Mexican parents, I’d have a better shot at winning this. But he was unfortunately born to Americans living in Mexico. He lived there for a number of years. I mean, I say that jokingly, but it would be helpful to be Latino.”

I suspect you’d be a bit disappointed; iirc, she’s apparently not even guilty enough about it to be reactive; more of a “no, I just lie there” kind of partner, I gather. Woody’s famous (and awful, yet strangely funny) comment on his first wife’s assault comes to mind “Knowing her, it wasn’t a moving violation.”. Some people are just too damaged to be enjoyable partners, unless you’re a necrophiliac, I suppose. I was offered a chance to explore the world of necrophiliac S&M bestiality once, but I never enjoyed beating a dead horse.

I probably would have thought you were over the top here if I had not listened to the recent Bill Maher show with her as a guest panelist. She really IS an idiot. Beyond belief.

Thanks. Seems that I remember now.

Don’t forget, her original claim to fame was as a crusader against – wait for it – MASTURBATION! Maher had her on his program a few times because she was hot, and – heh – a star was born.

In all fairness to Chris and her reasoning skills, when I read today from Charlie Pierce that the Republicans put in language against Agenda 21 in their platform, how could a challenged potential candidate not think she has a chance?

Every reasoning person in America owes it to Chris and her ilk, to make this a repeat of ’36 and/or 64′ by GETTING OUT AND VOTING!

This is serious stuff, the mentally ill and those close to it are confused.

I don’t think she’s an idiot, just a junior grade grifter. People who give her money are the idiots.

Please don’t make any C.S. Lewis allusions in your posts, please. You’ve obviously mistaken us for a high-toned literary website.

What this really means is she’s run out of money, right? Because that’s why these vanity candidates really run. It gets them on TV, speakers fees and maybe even a book.

I’ve always found that if you think of most modern politically active Republicans as grifters, you will never have problems figuring out what they’re going to do in any given situation: It will always be whatever keeps the grift going.

@ newcarguy- I’ve got to say- I don’t install body parts in anyone crazier than me. There’s a lot of leeway there- but that policy has kept me alive for a whole lotta years. Christy ‘Chastity’ O’Donnell is too fucking crazy for me. I wouldn’t hit it, even if I was gonna get the cherry. Hell, noes!

Grifters gotta grift.

Picture taken a minute after she said “What has two thumbs and can screech for ten solid minutes without stopping? Give up??”

I am OUTRAGED by this article.

I like RC Cola.

:)