Just a few things things to get off my chest….
I’m going to dial back the hippie-punching for awhile because I think I have made my point. As of late, with the Romney campaign having become Dead Man Running, it has been much more enjoyable (for me, which, in the grand scheme of all things considered, is all that matters) to poke purity progressives with my pokey stick then the sad sacks on the right who seem to have, as Joe Biden might say, literally given up the will to live.
On the I Blame Obama front…. I have allegedly been known to possibly sometimes use the twitter-twatterings of various cast members in Life’s Rich Pageant O’ Blogginating and Pontiferacating for merry-making and japery. During this time I have also been thrown out (as in blocked) of some of the seedier establishments on the internets. To date, I have been blocked by Michelle Malkin (who had preemptively blocked me prior to my ever setting up a twitter account), Liz Cheney, Jonah Goldberg, Joel Pollak, Jim Treacher, Dana Loesch and her chubby hubby, and John Hawkins among others. To their credit I have not been blocked by The Virgin Ben Shapiro, Jim Hoft, Ari Fleisher, and John Podhoretz (Fleischer and Podhoretz can actually be quite funny in their responses). Hell, even George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina never blocked me, although there is ample reason to believe that he was too dumb to know how. Yesterday I was reading a post over at Lawyers, Guns, and Money which linked to a twitter post by Glenn Greenwald and, much to my surprise, I found out that Glenn has specifically blocked me for some reason. To the best of my knowledge I have never said a disparaging word about Glenn (but then, who knows, I say shit all the time without realizing it) who I think is an engaging writer about the topics he feels most passionate about. I’m not going to go on a Godlstein twitter-stalking Michelle Malkin ‘Baby-why-don’t-you-love-me?‘ jag, but I find it kind of …weird. I should also point out that I have several alternative twitter accounts that allow me to see What I Must Not See so it’s not like the blocking is all that effective.
UPDATED!!!: Glenn Greenwald loves me!
From the comments:
From Glenn Greenwald
Hey TBogg – someone just emailed me about this. You’re right that you are blocked from my Twitter account, but I can assure you I didn’t do that on purpose. In fact, I had been seeing your tweets in my feed quite recently – I’ve followed you from early on after creating a Twitter account – so the only thing I can think of, other than some autonomous Twitter mischief, is that when I looked at something, my wayward fingers accidentally clicked “blocked”.
I trust you know that I wouldn’t block you and then deny it. If I had a reason to block you, I would just block you. I don’t. I don’t agree with all your views of course – I don’t agree with all of anyone’s views – but I’ve always enjoyed your writing and still do.
Glenn
…and there was joy throughout the land.
On Romney …. I always expected that Romney was going to be the Republican nominee in 2012 because of the groundwork he began laying down starting in 2008, but I never thought he would be this gawdawful as a candidate. Maybe it’s my own misty water-colored memories, but I remember the 2008 Romney being a lot looser and sharper. Now every time I see him he has the panicky eyes and smile of a kid who is thrilled to be going on his first rollercoaster ride even though he thinks there is a excellent chance that he is going to die. As for Ann Romney, I thought she’d be better too but she can’t seem to keep her Privileged Rich Lady Tourettes under control. If she hasn’t resigned herself to the inevitable before concession speech night, we are going to see The Mother of All Bitchfaces that night. Also too, the Romney’s La Jolla home is a little under four miles from my house off of a street that I use frequently so I have ample reason to want to see him lose because who needs the traffic problems? Not me. NIMBY, bitchez!
Back in ye olden days when I was in the catalog bidness, I used to spend days on location matching up the right model with whatever outfit or look we were going to try and sell. When you are on photo-shoots there is a lot of down time for setting up shots/lighting/props/make-up etc. During this time, the models who are not involved in that particular shoot tend to lounge around and chit-chat and talk shop. On one particular shoot we used a model who, undoubtedly proud of her recent conversion, started every contribution to the general conversation with ” Before I accepted Jesus into my heart/life….” which, of course, drove everyone fucking nuts after a couple of hours or so. Of course no one wanted to upset her, we just wanted to get through the day without major make-up reconstruction. Which is my way of getting to the point that people who continually insist on injecting into conversations that they
- Aren’t going to vote because it only validates the system
- Don’t have or watch TV as a sign of their cultural superiority
- Are a vegan and feel ever so much better since they converted
…are annoying as fuck. Shut up.
Thanks to the many readers (you know who you are) who sent me “things” following my ten year blogiversary. Also too, special thanks for the special someone who sent the strippers. Twins! Awesome.
And now here is your Shakira ass to tide you over until Tebow Sunday….





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Selfishly, I needed to read an insightful, well-written post after a tough night. So, T? Thanks for this post. I needed it.
I fucking love this blog.
Thanks also, too, for the Ass of Shakira, an excellent tradition. She’s not a basset, but then one wouldn’t really want her to be, would one?
I have a friend who practically starts every sentence with how much she loves God. She’s been married 4 times. The first was an alchoholic, the second an embezzler, the third a meth head, and the brand new one thinks drnking some crazy chemical (I can’t remember now, darn it) prevents and/or cures cancer. He’s also a hoarder. But they all told her they loved God, so she married them. And, of course, she loves God and Jesus so much that she hates the mooching poors. Now she’s caught in a real bind because Mormonism is a ‘false’ religion’, spawned by the devil, so I don’t what the hell she’s gonna do a about this Mitt problem. When you have no capacity for actual discernment andy indepenent thought, it’s gotta be almost frightening. Me, I’d rather be an athiest with a brain. Your post just made me think of her. Carry on.
That .gif is just… hypnotic, really. Just fascinating.
Anyway, I’m too broke to be sending 10-year bloggaversary gifts, but as soon as my personal economy warms up, I’ll probably send something along to thank you in a more material way for the all the fun I’ve had here.
And if I win the lottery, I might even try to add something in for all the commentors that make the threads here so entertaining to read. :)
You don’t need to send shit. Just happy you’re here.
Ann Romney wants no part of this White House shit.
That’s why she’s now babbling about Willard’s eggshell-thin psyche.
I’ll bet he cries after sex.
I have a theory about The Mittster. He doesn’t want to win the Presidency. He’s ‘harvesting’ big bucks from the suckers, like Sheldon Adelson and the teabaggers. He’s funnelling campaign funds to the Caymans and Switzerland because he will never, ever have enough moola. And neither will that French-Revolution-worthy, patrician snob, Ann. The more his God-awful campaign goes on, the more convinced I am that I’m dead right.
You’re welcome.
I hate the twitter. But I’m going to follow you, and we’ll have to see if I can block you before you can block me. It is on.
At least in my mind.
Can I still send good wishes or congrats on the 10-year anniversary? And me too, if I win the lottery (yeah, right — especially as I disapprove of lotteries and never buy a ticket). But I would if I did.
Thanks for all the snark.
They already have five kids, and she has to appear in front of cameras, if this gambit works. Are they allowed to have sex?
Maybe the magic underoos help with fratatto. Or, there might be an under exploited market there – I hear, from lesser sorts, that there are these vibrating things? Mayhap undies with a pouch. I’m sure there is a company making those that needs to be right-sized.
OK, I’m grossing myself out here, I’ll stop.
Ahhhh. Shakira’s ass makes a whole lot of shite easier to deal with doncha think?
TBogg Johnson is RIGHT!
Still reading your shit after all these years, it is wise, mostly harmless too.
I wonder if Shakira comes in twins too?
Anyway, I’ll be wearing a genuine shit-eatin’ grin as I bubble in Jill Stein.
Awww, as a semi-retired hippie, I’m gonna miss the punching.
O/T: My pony arrived in the mail yesterday, but had some strange kind of horn on it’s nose, so I sent it back. Also too, it didn’t shit glitter.
Re: presidential traffic, a bit of trivia. I’m pretty sure the hang- and paragliders at TP will be grounded when he’s in town, in case they crash into his house and light their farts or something.
TBogg, as the old Iron Vagina Lady would say, you’re not going all ‘wobbly’ on us, are you?
This is about as warm and fuzzy as I’ve ever seen you get, outside of losing a dog.
You didn’t have a heart ‘episode’ or anything, didja?
Or was it just the side effects of reading Godlstein’s entire fucking post about Malkin?
Shakira’s ass.
My faith in humanity is restored.
Well. I don’t watch tv but I negate my cultural superiority by reading Tbogg.
I should have read more comments first. I tend to agree with you. If he’d won, so much the better for lining his pockets even more. His servants heart though, the only thing he serves is taking care of his beautiful little money crop and making sure it always gets bigger and bigger. Aside from that he doesn’t want the responsibility of the job anymore than Palin ever dd.
Also, too…being blocked by Michelle Malkin is sort of like being barred from one of those churches where they start the service by opening the boxes with snakes in them. Being blocked by Liz Cheney and Jonah Goldberg (aka Jabba the Hack) and the rest is just lagniappe.
From Glenn Greenwald
Hey TBogg – someone just emailed me about this. You’re right that you are blocked from my Twitter account, but I can assure you I didn’t do that on purpose. In fact, I had been seeing your tweets in my feed quite recently – I’ve followed you from early on after creating a Twitter account – so the only thing I can think of, other than some autonomous Twitter mischief, is that when I looked at something, my wayward fingers accidentally clicked “blocked”.
I trust you know that I wouldn’t block you and then deny it. If I had a reason to block you, I would just block you. I don’t. I don’t agree with all your views of course – I don’t agree with all of anyone’s views – but I’ve always enjoyed your writing and still do.
Glenn
I don’t want to joke about the psychotic paranoid who shot himself and his family because he couldn’t face the re-election of Obama and the consequent government spending, but I need to point out that he was a defense contractor.
Good. U noes the kind of people who hang at TBogg’s. Also, bassets.
The Twitter Machine is a fantastic invention. But remember, it is a giant robot. So it is not surprising that the best entities to follow on the Twitter are also nonhumans. I especially recommend, SarcasticRover, and Drunk Predator Drone.
Sadly, there are many unpleasant and relentless humans whose tweets are very annoying, especially the experts on social media.
It sucks that I can’t afford cable or a new TV, because I have to tell people I don’t watch TV and I know they’re writing me off as a snob.
So first thing in the morning, I flip on the electric box, surf into The Bogg wherein I find Shakira’s Ass. Damn! That’s just….Damn!
My attorney has advised me that after everyone has been served, we can take this case to trial and I can cash in on the Really Big Money. Retinal damage, whiplash, cruel and unusual punishment, general pain and suffering – the whole nine. I just need to decide whether I go lump-sum or the annuity route.
Also, too…
I’m not sure I’ve ever commented here before, but jeez, man. My wife just walked in to find me staring at that .gif
Can’t. Stop. Looking.
OMFG
Glenn Greenwald is a great liberal and I am sure he did not block TBogg any more than I would. I did not for example take TBogg off my blogroll even though he says I don’t know what the “fuck” I’m talking about.
But TBogg is a cowardly liar when he says he never said anything against Greenwald. He definitely meant Greenwald when, a few weeks ago, he raged in the comments to his hippie bashing posts about progressive lefties who were talking about the “murder” of Bin Laden. It was Greenwald’s column and his commenters he was talking about, but he did not have the guts to name.
So now TBogg is scared because his Ron Silveresque foreign policy views, and his anti-labor Sex and the City cultural liberalism is possibly causing him some problems with his other liberal friend, Digby. So he says he is easing up on hippie punching. Yup, TBogg is nothin’ but a wuss.
1 How good and pleasant it is
when God’s people live together in unity!
2 It is like precious oil poured on the head,
running down on the beard,
running down on Aaron’s beard,
down on the collar of his robe.
3 It is as if the dew of Hermon
were falling on Mount Zion.
For there the Lord bestows his blessing,
even life forevermore.
edit:
oooops. Seems I pulled the trigger on that one too quick.
Ah, the image of Money Boo Boo crying after sex!
Thanks for that!
Not if you let them in on the dirty little secret: the TeeVee is watching right back…
Remarkable. Really. I had no idea you had such a sense of humor. That was meant to be funny, right?
I started to post here earlier to TBogg to say that I bet the being blocked by Greenwald thing was not intentional, just some weird happenstance, but what did I know of course, but I was in the airport and my flight was boarding so I didn’t have time.
Moreover, I was going to add that one of the things I like about TBogg is that you can be generally more in favor of Obama than the alternative without that causing you to start demonizing anyone who’s ever critical, even harshly critical, of Obama. Or can be harshly critical of their view yourself, in return, without calling other bloggers idiots who can’t write and all the rest of it, and still link to them and so on. This is not always the case, let’s just say.
I don’t agree with anyone 100% either, but I can find a lot of things to agree with from Greenwald, you, Matt Taibbi, John Cole, a whole range of people who are not at all supportive of Obama to exactly the same degree or on the same subjects, whereas there’s a whole spectrum of right wing extremists (most of the news media it feels to me quite often) that I almost never agree with about anything.
Bravo, well done, many more, etc etc.
Oh fuck, I don’t have a TV because I never got a converter box way back when. More lazy than sanctimonious.
Thanks Glenn.
That’s kind of why I didn’t want to write about it. I should have just emailed you. I suck.
anti labor sex and the city cultural liberal? what does that even mean?
Nice try Mitchell. But the “bin Laden was murdered” comment was from a front page comment on a post, so please feel free to eat a bag of salted dicks.
Golly, and here I was guessing TBogg was easing up on hippie punching because the comments were being over-run by ultra-boring thread-hijacking trolls like tanbark, mitchell freedman and…wait! That’s you!
Except TBogg (#37 comment) Glenn Greenwald said precisely that about the Bin Laden issue the day before your raged comment. So talking about someone’s “front page comment” is besides the point. Eat your own bag….
I adopt this as my response.
Don’t feel bad, SP – I don’t have a TV or cable for the same reasons. I watch on the Intertubes, though. And I can always fall back on “I haven’t seen a single campaign ad I didn’t want to watch.”
Those grudges ever get heavy? So TBogg flamed you once. Join the club, have some cookies and milk. Get over it.
If you don’t want to be flamed, go somewhere else where your brilliant rectitude will be appreciated.
You’re welcome.
My honkingly huge & ancient CRT-analog tv pretty much refused to join the digital age, so I gave it the heave-ho when an E-Waste person offered to do a free pick up at my house.
I keep thinking that one day I’ll buy a replacement, but … not until after this pathetic excuse for a general election is ovah!
I’m happy to see the hippie-punching going away bc, IMO FWIW (take it with a pallet of salt), I was finding those posts, uh, well… boring. However, it’s TBogg’s hang-out, so do as you see fit. I can cruise elsewhere and come back as I so desire (something that others who sometimes post here don’t seem to get, but I digress).
TBogg: I wuvs ya; you have great panache & writing style & you make me laugh often (a precious commodity). I think your talents are better used in your other snarky pursuits. Thanks for the laughs & keep ‘em coming!
Jeezuz L. Xmas Bunny tanked up on a 40 of patchouli oil. Don’t these “purity progressives” ever get, ya know, tired an’ shit?
(Hahahaha!!!)
Just about fell outta my chair on that one. Which means, of course, more of that cash register ringin’, free-flowin’, Larry H. Parker money. (Sonofabitch takes 40% off the top, but still…)
Well!
You certainly showed um….. Yes you did, u liddle cuddlBins! UR VERY BRAVE!
Backwards AND in high heels!
sigh
No GWPDA and Mr. Peabody, I don’t give a rat’s ass about TBogg’s snark on me. What I am saying is that TBogg is ripping commenters for things Greenwald is saying, and then writes that he has not attacked Greenwald–even though Greenwald holds the same DFH opinions TBogg despises regarding Obama, civil liberties and Bin Laden. That’s what makes him a coward. And he is a liar because he obviously reads Greenwald regularly, knows Greenwald holds the same views of those TBogg is ripping, and was today obviously upset when he thought Greenwald had intentionally blocked him from the Twitter feed.
I only started commenting here on the topic of Obama and the Left several months ago because TBogg expressly invited that comment in a posting. And ironically he warned his readers who agreed with him to be nice, which rarely was followed. I have held my cursing yet people cursed at me quite often. He then started cursing and snarling himself and saying people like me were delusional to think Obama meant to cut Social Security or Medicare benefits. Of course, that is now becoming common knowledge to most of the liberal left blogsophere, including Digby’s place.
I only started up today because I thought and still think TBogg is pathetic for being concerned about Glenn Greenwald being upset at him–while he rips into people not known and famous like Greenwald who hold opinions similar to Greenwald.
And GWPDA, when you show your real name, then you can castigate people about being “VERY BRAVE.”
sniffle
Mr. Greenwald doesn’t have a problem with it, as he wrote here, and yet you do. Maybe you should ask Mr. Greenwald if he wants you fighting his comment-battles for him (or the ones you create all by yourself with that amazing personality), since he’s a professional writer and all that.
As far as ‘real names’ goes, some of us have jobs that don’t allow any personal ID on the intertubes unless (1) it is in support of your company and your professional development. This is actually written into my employment contract, and I’m quite sure I’m not the only one.
Just spitballing here, but I’m gonna take a SWAG that Greenwald has (um..how do I articulate this so as not to offend anyone’s’ delicate sensibilities?) one of them fancy-ass, liberal-elite, sense of humor type deals.
On the other hand, no joking allowed about anything, ever because Freedom, an’ shit.
All work and no play makes (fill in blank) a dull (fill in blank).
Just sayin’…
Oh….heck. I laughed my err, (feeling ladylike this morning) rear end off at the whole post. then certain folks started getting, umm, silly, but not in a fun way…restraining my impulse to blast back.
I loves me some TBogg and TBogg’s commenters – most of ‘em. Well, the ones who have a sense of humor, I guess. Which most of ‘em do, and are well able to express it.
Shakira’s ass doesn’t do much for me, personally, but I can kinda see the mesmerizing effect it has…makes me wish I’d signed up for that belly dancing class back in the ’70′s, after all….
The Greenwald flap just shows how tender our bogg is and why access is so important to the glitterati. I don’t think for one minute that bogg is done with below the belt punching or ass licking his betters.
There is hope for the human race, i actually got an apology from a commenter here.
OT In Texas a handful of those dirty Hippies are trying to destroy the Holy Democrat Party again by hugging trees to stop Obama’s Pipeliners from ramming through his manly symbol of Amerikan Exceptionalism.
You’d almost think mitchell freedman would have his very own bloggie-thingie…
That’d take effort though and mitch would rather troll than put in effort…
Oh good lord!
Please visit GWPDA’s website. I know you’re sharper than the average marble so you’ll probably “get” the “GWPDA”.
Or maybe not….
You guys keep on fighting the good fight, okay? The rest of us will just remain in the real world, where idealism is reality’s bitch.
Oh shit mitch, you make this too easy!
You really think “play nice” means “play nice”?
Whoa.
It’s a good thing you haven’t (yet) expressed your love for Tim Tebow on any given Sunday ’round these here parts because someone would be going home crying…
The “apology” was for the tone towards you’re unlinked, un-understandable comment. If you’d have offered a link (like Phoenix Woman did because Phoenix Woman rocks) to clear up, and clean up, what you’d written then the resulting comment would not have been
which I, personally, agreed with and found hilarious….
Dearie, that is my real name. Got a problem with it?
U are a very, very silly person. Try to change.
I will always try to fight becoming reality’s bitch since the future isn’t carved in stone. We will probably fail but giving up and becoming someones bitch is a sad way to exist.
I can take small satisfaction from something like the Pipeline Blokade while some people are so defeated they must attack any resistance.
Heck, I have no TV because (1) no space in my apt and (2) I’m not interested in about 98 percent of the stuff they run any more.
Reading TBogg is much more fun.
You sound like you spend way too much time reading stuff from the Very Serious People. Lighten up, or shut up.
Yes, she certainly does provide an excellent example of what lots of practice at that can do. (I’m certainly not built for those outfits, though. Sometimes I wish.)
Tell me more about how much you don’t care!
Why don’t you straight up ask Glenn if he’s upset or thinks Tbogg is dissing him in a way he, or his readers can’t take? Case solved. I think Glenn is a grown up. He’s passionate about Civil Liberties. I am too, but we haven’t got Jeebus running against a Randian nightmare. I want to destroy Paul Ryan, the teabaggers, The Turtle and the Orangeman first, so they never pop up with their ‘policies’ again. Then we’ll discuss what’s wrong with Obama and I’ll join in.
If you don’t want to vote for Obama because “he’s wrong on some issues”, great, but you’re contributing to the election of psychopaths.
lovely. that goes into the bookmark bar. there’s a 40-second version on the guy’s channel, too.
Thanks for the Murakami. Arrived today
Ridicule of the way some people express an opinion does not, in fact, translate to ridicule of *everyone* who holds that opinion. Not generally, anyway. People who think Obama is a Muslim are a class composed entirely of low-information fools; on the other hand, people who object strongly to Obama for select, and quite supportable reasons, aren’t necessarily tunnel-visioned obsessives — some of them live uneasily with their objections because they are sure the alternatives are too loathesome to tolerate, as they were from 2001-2009. Also, Mr. Greenwald made it elegantly clear that as a Tbogg reader he is aware of the positions or opinions he holds that Tbogg hyperbolically criticizes — but because he is by all appearances a grounded, highly intelligent, confident, thick-skinned, self-assured person, Mr. Greenwald seems able to just let it roll off and enjoy the common ground he occupies with Tbogg and the literary flourish with which Tbogg expresses it.
Also – basset hounds.
Completely O/T but paint and flames = outer space
See my last sentence of post 1.
Thanks for that, gbb! That was cool.
and the bassets!
Sure! Don’t know how many peeps here “Stumble Upon” but just click the “Stumble” button on the toolbar left side to
waste awayfind some cool stuff…I remember the 2008 Romney being a lot looser and sharper
Funny, I read the same thing about pre-2000 Dubya.
See, making a funny isn’t all that painful!
Bravo!
Did you get a little tingle before hitting “submit comment”, knowing you were, perhaps, the first of the pure to loosen up a bit? Good for you! You may feel a bit soiled and naughty later but fuck it, let your hair down and have some fun for once!
Well, I thought it was interesting rather than funny, but as for the rest, I think you’re labouring under a misapprehension of some sort. I’ve always been a staunch supporter of impurity in all its forms. That includes occasionally poking people who rattle on about “sparkle ponies” for some reason.
Well hellooo Betty!
Why don’t you cut loose with some inappropriately snarkily funny comments sometime?
There’s plenty of room @FDLCentalCommand for the serious shit….
Who’s Betty? I usually save my feeble jokes for Roy’s place (under another nym). I drop by TBogg’s (and LGM) when I have time, and that’s about it. When my crappy job finally ends and I get my golden parachute (more of a tattered brolly), I’ll have much more time to spend here. Lucky you!
There are no
bad questionsfeeble jokes! No reason you can’t just have a good time at TBogg’s HouseONaughtyHighHeeledLeggySuperModels and leave thereal-time lifeserious stuff somewhere else…Way cool! Enjoy!
Well! I just found the website to which gunsbeforebutter referred…who knew? I’ll be visiting..am reading a book on the subject now (well, trying to; maybe I need a better book…), having realized I don’t know enough about it.