I will be twitter-twatting tonight’s Presidential debate between (in the Blah Corner) Barack “The Kenyan Usurper” Obama and (in the Whitebread With Mayo Corner) Willard “The Mormon Mangler” Romney. With the help of internet technology-magic (or magyck for you Renaissance Faire freaks) and the FDL IT nerd-elves, we hope to have a twitter feed on this very page for those of you haven’t graduated to Twitter yet because you just this week figured out how to post pictures of your grandkids on The Facebook.

Remember: pix of adorable baby messily eating puh-sketti or GTFO.

We’ll be here for all the zings, gaffes, WTF’s?, talking points, spin, unintentional double-entendres, running out the clock, awkward ha ha ha’s, obscene gerunds, and attempts to “sound black” (Mitt Romney only) through the whole debate because the TV people will be pre-empting Jeopardy although I think it would be awesome if they did one debate where the candidates were given the answer and they had to reply in the form of a question (“Drones” “What makes Conor Freidersdorf and Freddie deBoer have a sad?’“).

Yes. I would enjoy that.

Also, the dogs will be pre-fed and pre-de-pooped before the debate so there won’t be any interruptions of very important and significant 140-character Tourette-esque twatterings because this is what the internet was invented for.

That and porn. Mainly the porn.