Tucker Carlson wishes he had found this video first…
(Thanks to intrepid cub reporter Stefan)
The ‘R’ Train is rounding the bend, alright.
Holy crap. I could barely get through the first LINE.
And it gets worse.
TBogg, I hate you.
Hmm, it used to be “Let the Eagle fly”, now he has to take the damn train?
The Horror…..the Horror….
Damn! I wish SURE it would have a Super Dave finish.
Hop on the O train mutherfucker. We give you a ride.
On a Friday? I’m rethinking the whole Social Security thing now.
With that guy’s fixation on gay oral sex and shacking up with other men, I’m forced to wonder if he doesn’t have a different kind of “R train” he’s hoping to hop on, if you know what I mean.
Such R-tistry! What persuasive R-gumentation!
*beating head against desk*
There’s no use R-guing about it: R-mageddon is coming.
This is Mitt Romney’s, Hot 4 Hill.
Shame he couldn’t have been right on the tracks when the train came through. What a putz. And who are the people that belong to all the men’s first names he’s spooling off? I don’t get it.
Hmmmmm. Speaking of train wrecks. Can’t wait to get off work to watch the other videos.
Not gonna click that… No way. Can’t make me.
Wow, someone’s grandkids are disowning him right now.
I couldn’t help but notice not a single thank you to the generations of scientists who worked so hard creating all the technology he is using to spread the word that God hates science!
I’ll just call you Pete, to avoid using up Tbogg’s allotment of alphabet 18ths. Is you ok with that?
I think he should try one more take, this time standing about eight feet over to his left.
You say that now, but you’re going to keep looking at that “play” arrow, and wonder. You’re going to turn away from your monitor, but you’ll still be thinking about that “play” arrow.
It’s going to haunt you.
Pretty soon, you’ll think to yourself, “Surely it can’t be that bad. I mean, it can’t be any worse that the Malkin cheerleader, can it?”
So go ahead. Clear all the hot liquids away from your keyboard. Put all those sharp objects out of reach. Reach for that mouse, and move it over that “play” arrow.
But then you’ll pull away. “Nope. I’ve seen what horrors Tbogg can inflict on people. I’ve learned my lesson. Not. Gonna. Click. It.”
And Tbogg will laugh.
Because he knows that sooner or later — maybe not today, or tomorrow — he knows that sooner or later, despite your better judgment, you’ll hit that “play” arrow.
And Tbogg will win.
RRRResistance is futile, Marion. Might as well go ahead and get it over with. We’ll be here for you when it’s over.
Marion…DON’T DO IT!!!! What in the name of dear f’ing DOG is wrong with that man??? wow….just wow.
Why didn’t you say that to your husband a couple of hours ago, when he said, “Honey, look at this video Stefan sent. I’m going to put it up on the blogger thingee and watch heads explode.”
The Romney folks should incorporate this video into a superduper campaign advertisement. They should expose Obama’s secret love for secret man on man buttsex. Harvard Ph.d. and divorced Roman Catholic Jerome Corsi has all the evidence, for real.
I’m assuming, correctly I’m sure, that the “R” in “R Train” stands for “Retard.”
That makes the Malkin cheerleader video look like a Bolshoi production of Swan Lake.
And on another semi-musical note, I’ve found the reason that undead Scott Stapp still walks the earth. And it ain’t Jaysus. It’s T.I.!
How dare you, sir. Every god-fearing Patriot knows the song is “Let the Eagle Soar.”
Like he’s never soared before! Harrumph!
I shared it with lots of people who will shortly unfriend me.
Never. Not gonna happen!
This video is certain to lock in the 18-34 year old demographic for the Republicans.
I have eno_mous powe_s of _esistance to things like that. I will NEVE_, EVE_, not even once, click that link.
(That’s odd, the place seems to have _un out of _s…)
I clicked on of his links, once, a while ago… It was some unfo_tunate little gi_l t_ying to chee_lead. That was enough.
I think this covers it, TBogg.
Now, THAT is a link wo_th clicking!
I must be a really twisted person. Y’all beat me to most of the things i was going to say. Almost on a par with Michelle Malkin…re-thinking Social Security..somewhere a teenager is JUST SO PROUD of his/her grandpa– and use of video to get the right wingers to finally un-friend me… THAT would be worth it.
“Sacrilege” is indeed the right word!
By the way, who IS that wanker?
And this was “B” side of that single, right? “John Ashcroft After Hours”, working blue.
With you a thousand, million, billion times.
Devil do not tempt me! Which makes T the devil? I’m confused now.
Doesn’t Soros pay by the link-click? Why is Mrs NoCrazyVideos4U TBogg taking food off her family?
Dr President Jill Stein don’t roll that way.
George (Bush), Ed (Gillespie), Steve (Largent), Fred (Thompson), Sam (Brownback) and Paul (Ryan) are not sure if they approved of this message.
Well played Choo-Choo Bill Tapley, well played.
I am not getting off the boat.
It coud be the fking Mary Celeste, and I wouldn’t get off it.
What? Do you think I’m BLIND?
I can see that mango is crawling with maggots from all the way up here on the poop deck.
[heh] you said poop…
Take the ‘A’ (For AMERICA!) Train.
On The Doc’s 0-to-10 pain level scale I’ll take this little ditty over Ashcroft’s Eagle any day.
Or the ‘Night’ Train wherein James Brown does a most awesome Romney-drone-bombin’-Obummer-debate-style impression.
R-Train: Missed him by that much.
I dunno… This surely is a maggoty mango but like any “train wreck” (nudge nudge get it get it????), I found it so uh incredible that I made it to the end mostly with my jaw on the floor. Thank the dog the sound stoppe halfway thru (thank the lowered) but that closeted frustrated douchebag helpfully provided his “lyrics.”
The only thing that’s “scary” is that doofuses like this rule the inner tubes with their weird sex fantasies. Next time keep it in your pants grandpa!!
Jeezus, what the fuck is wrong with those people?
What. The. Fuck?
check his Youtube channel. This loon has over 270 videos.
My eyes and ears are bleeding.
Well, somebody had to get the word-diarrhea title once Breitbart died.
From Jesus’ General…he’s the Third BeavisEagle of the Apocalypse. At least, looking at the YouTube images without clicking the links, they sure look like the same people.
Crap…meant to link to the General.
same guy – I think it’s safe to assume he travels to Denver for his homosexual trysts, although I can’t tell you which bathroom
Oh crap. More crazy Republican junk. I actually have a relative that made a YouTube video singing some rank-ass song about the government. And, no, I will not ever provide a link, thankyouverymuch. I had to join YouTube just to thumbs-down the old fool. Yes, he is a relative but that’s just the way I roll.
It wasn’t where’s the brain bleach bad. I didn’t even want to rip my eyes out.
Yeah it was only WasThatAcidRefluxOhActuallyIDidThrowUpInMyMoufALittle bad.
I think this is TBogg’s revenge. Along with all his ‘fans’, he’s put up with this crazied relative for years. So last night he finally snapped and unleashed Great Uncle. Bad TBogg.
THANK YOU! I knew that putz looked familiar and it was nagging at me…
hey what the hell do have aginst ole uncle billy? why he
ohh screw it, I can’t top that crazy mofo.
I am related to these people. It is exactly as awful as you think it is.
:: with Infinite majesty and calm ::
I meant to do that.
I watched it over at Wonkette, they said thanks to T for tipping them on it, now it’s stuck in my head. No warnings over there, now my brain is melted with really bad melodies swimming in it. Must play Bob Marley….
I wish you would have told us where the “gay” part showed up in the video. Watching two minutes of that to get to it was painful.
Hey didn’t that guy almost win American Idol a few years back! Yeah yeah thats him! Wow gay sex has not been kind to Clay Aiken!
Next stop, “Singing with the Tards.” If the train doesn’t prematurely end his career, of course.
Disgusting old beast. I wonder if he’s crazy enough to think this was anything but disgusting? Or senile enough?
I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure that clicking the link is a legal requirement of surfing into The Bogg. On the other hand, you may be able to sue for pain and suffering.
So — this guy has styled himself the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and the Co-Prophet of the End Times. One would think that the entrance exams for co-propheting would be a bit more rigorous. I do appreciate, however, his humility is assigning himself only third in the eagle apocalypse category.
Please play the one Tapley did about Mary Cheney!!! That one has to be the best!
To be fair to the guy, I think he calls himself the Third Eagle, I saw another video by him where he said that Obama was NOT the Anti-Christ.
I’m just bummed that Tapley still has me blocked from comments on his You Tube account. Where’s the Christly forgiveness? Sheesh….
After reading some of the latest comments there I have to say I don’t understand why he blocked, “If you folks got together and created a million man castrati choir, I am pretty sure Jesus would be compelled to show up.”
I guess we should be careful tho, wouldn’t want Limpball to sic one of his ‘true patriots’ after us.
That dude from Flock Of Seagulls did not age well.
Book Salon up with David Cay Johnston’s The Fine Print: How Big Companies Use “Plain English” and Other Tricks to Rob You Blind hosted by Dean Baker
There’s been a lot of pain and suffering inflicted over the years. I hope Soros has deep pockets.
oh gawd, that was almost as bad as the debate.
Just need to know. Is there something wrong with me if I want to bunch this mutherfucker in the mouth?
I like how he looked up to pretend that he was in the same universe as the Stock Footage Express there. It really made me forget his whimpery voice and half-assed rhymes and apathetic patting of the keyboard for, oh, 1.6 seconds.
OK, undecided voter? Don’t trust ol’ Grampy here because he is just, you know, makin’ stuff up. He might as well have crooned “How do we know Obama isn’t a lizard man in a human costume?” or “How do we know Obama isn’t really the love child of Malcolm X?” or some stupid shit like that.
So, undecided voter, don’t be fooled! You’re welcome!
I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure that clicking the link is a legal requirement of surfing into The Bogg.
I’d like to see THAT subpoena.
The General’s link to where Tapley is trying to make the case that the Denver Airport is just a lot of hidden porn almost makes me think he’s a brilliant satirist. It is wet-your-pants funny. Sadly, he’s doing his best to corner the deranged fan base.
Well here’s a Gooper who’s nursing home staff can feel free to store his bedpan in the freezer.