According to the “abnormal pocket originating in the skin that usually contains hair, skin debris and other abnormal tissue which is located near the tailbone at the top of the cleft of the buttocks and is known to cause pain and discharges”, and that is also known as Rush Limbaugh, American cities will be on flame with
rock ‘n roll the grievous shouts and cries of obstreperous blah people if their Kenyan Warlord is denied his righteous claim to The Iron Throne of The Boss Of All Of Us on November 6th:
The day before the first presidential debate, Limbaugh suggested that violence against Democrats might eventually be used to “handle them.” The next day, as many pundits praised Mitt Romney’s showing in the debate, Limbaugh predicted that violence from Obama supporters could be possible if Romney wins in November.
During his October 3 radio program, Limbaugh compared the threat America faces from terrorism to the threat posed by liberals. He said, “Folks, terrorism is the greatest threat. Because we can still defeat liberals without violence.” But Limbaugh then added, “So, terrorism still, of course, represents the greater threat than the Democrat Party. We can handle them without violence. So far.”
On Limbaugh’s October 4 show, a caller said that polls showed a “huge lead for Obama, particularly in the battleground states,” and asked Limbaugh, “[I]f and when Romney is elected, what do you think the reaction on the streets would be? Particularly in the large urban areas.” Limbaugh replied that if Romney won despite Obama enjoying a wide lead in the polls, “you could have riots.” He later said that “it could get bloody out there. But if the polls are tight in the last week, then I think there’s less likelihood of any kind of, what would we say? Violent reaction.”
Who are these outside agitators, these race pimps, these inflamers of the oversexed loins of the dusky race, these rabble-rousers rousing the rabble by taking to to the ramparts with their cries of “Burn, baby, burn!” and “No Bama! – No peace!” and ” Hey, motherfucker, I want more iced tea!” while America goes up in flames like a rear-ended Ford Pinto loaded down with cheap Chinese-made children’s pajamas purchased at Wal-mart?
That would be the “the pollsters” who with their skewing and liberal biasing and unfounded faith and reliance on so-called “numbers” and “analysis” and their mysterious mumbo-jumbo elitist “algorithms” (which, based upon the spelling were probably invented by Al Gore, who is fat), and now they’ve got everyone all hopey-changey again when, in reality: a hard rain is a’gonna fall, the fire next time, and I can’t believe it’s not butter and that Mitt Romney is totally going to win his thing.
Limbaugh added that in the event of such violence, “obviously, it’d be the pollsters. We’d have to blame the pollsters. They would be the ones responsible for this. I wonder how they would feel about that, to have that happen. We don’t want to contemplate such things.”
Après moi, le déluge of more iced tèa, motherfuckèr.