In an effort to throw the election to their Kenyan sleeper agent so they can export Sharia law to Kansas (and only Kansas because the A-Rabs have a real hard-on for the Godforsaken Hellhole State for some reason) the mad mullahs of Iran have ululated a desire to enter into nuclear talks with the US… but they want to wait until after the election to see who wins first because they think that Mitt Romney is a thin-skinned pissy douchebot with a creepy family too:

The United States and Iran have agreed for the first time to one-on-one negotiations over Iran’s nuclear program, according to Obama administration officials, setting the stage for what could be a last-ditch diplomatic effort to avert a military strike on Iran.

Iranian officials have insisted that the talks wait until after the presidential election, a senior administration official said, telling their American counterparts that they want to know with whom they would be negotiating.

News of the agreement — a result of intense, secret exchanges between American and Iranian officials that date almost to the beginning of President Obama’s term — comes at a critical moment in the presidential contest, just two weeks before Election Day and the weekend before the final debate, which is to focus on national security and foreign policy.

Obviously this is an attempt to meddle with our sovereignty and influence the election because, if Mitt brings up Iran at the next debate, Barack Obama will be able to bring the Please Proceed Hammer down on Mitt’s head again because, like Candy Crowley, debate moderator Bob Schieffer is part of the Journolist Gay Muslim Communist Mafia too.

Or, at least, that is what the guys at Breitbart are going to be saying tomorrow….