I have seen the future. It was at the Mittens rally today, with 25,000 cold people. You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.

There are several people here at Pa. rally who want to leave and aren’t being let out.

Man just pulled me aside and said “My son is on the verge of hypothermia” just as staffer starts letting people out a few at a time.

Woman says “I feel like a caged animal!” before pushing through staffer. Said she was here since 2.

People are literally sneaking out gates now bring told they can’t leave way pic.twitter.com/uvlPBys5

People are literally streaming through the gates – Romney still speaking.

@ashleyrparker notes that people were not being let out because of security concerns

Both volunteers and a secret service were trying to keep people in- it was not just Romney staff.

And in Florida, it is CHAOS. How I love it! I am so sorry this election is coming to an end.

“sparks fly from her finger tips … crazy laughter … drove herself to madness … she’s been sleeping in the Devil’s bed”

turn America into a Muslim Boogaloo Wonderland of Miscegenation & Hip Hop Barbeques.

if i thought this were true, i would have voted at least 4 more times …

Overall, Twitchy posted 23 tweets from Obama supporters threatening to riot if Romney wins.

23! An unstoppable force in a country of 300 million! There’s probably more people who get arrested everyday for public drunkenness at athletic events. I mean, that can’t be all to the story, surely they have evidence of some larger plan…

It is reasonable to assume that hundreds more were posted prior to today

But, OK, assumptions. That works too. Man, if only Twitter had some kind of ‘function’ that would let you ‘search’ for things….

By the way: ‘Twitter for tweakers’ = fekkin’ hilarious.

Sounds like a viral ad campaign for the NRA to me.

I like small riots. You get to know people, and you don’t feel like just another schmuck lugging a TV down the street.

Well, I’m whiter than Wonder Bread, but when my man Barry Soetero wins, I’m gonna Boogaloo Down Broadway!

http://youtu.be/uxm2oYSsFUg

Funky Broadway!

Will ‘Shaka Bra’ suffice, Tbogg…? ;-)

EnfantOnATear–

Of course, there is more than one way for whiter-than-white-bread cats like us to Boogaloo Down Broadway.

With Junk men and everything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5zrogkpIgM&feature=related

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They could only get 23 people to pretend to make inflammatory posts about riots?

I thought Republican turnout was supposed to be high this year.

Me too. Sounds like more fun than I’ve had in ages.

This stupid election cannot end soon enough…

Sadly, the stupid will not go away after it is over. We just have to face the reality that a large and noisy segment of the electorate needs to be institutionalized for their own safety. I means, honestly, do they let these people play with sharp objects?

Loving that. You are something. :)

Shaka Zulu has always been spray painted across our garage doors. So we are so safe!

I just texted my mom that I can just picture all of the oldz in the retirement place she used to live in, sitting there watching O’Reilly spreading the rampaging MauMau rumors, wetting their Depends and picturing dusky-hued savages with bones in their noses coming after them. She left the retirement place and moved back to the real world partly because they all watched Fox News all day and night. She didn’t fit in, being slightly to the left of Che Guevera…she’s 91 and no fool.

And we know these are all *real* Obama supporters how? Sounds like a classic GOP ratfucking operation to me.

Though if it’s for realz, Rmoney does win, and the riots get started, I’ll join in.

Fortune magazine has reported that, in addition to Lucasfilm, the Disney Co. has purchased the Muslim Boogaloo Wonderland of Miscegenation & Hip Hop Barbeques from ShakaZulu, Ltd., a Cayman Islands corporation. So look for animatronic Wookies and Kenyan Socialists giving each other terrorist Rebel Alliance fist-bumps at the inaugural balls this coming January.

On the plus side, if Obama wins there won’t be any riots so the Romney supporters will have some consolation. They can say, “Well, at least we don’t have riots.”

I remember hearing the paranoid schizophrenic sociopaths AKA Republikkkanz voicing the same ‘fears’ in the run-up to the ’08 ‘Paint the White House Black’ victory tour and wafflefest.

What is old, becomes new again!

When are these meatheads gonna rise up and secede?

Sure. All those halfwitted teabaggers wearing pistols to political rallies are not a threat to the peace. But a couple of Blahs with Twitter accounts – now that’s scary.

I’d be pretty pissed if Romney won. I’m having a hard time believing there are enough stupid people to believe you can cut the deficit by cutting taxes 5 trillion dollars and increasing military spending by 2 trillion more. Or that you can trust someone who says something different every day of the week, and pretends that it was always their most sincere belief. Or that someone who outright lies about the auto bailout to try and fool people into voting for them is a good person. Shit, I’m depressed that he gets more than 10% of the vote.

But riot? Nope. I might consider moving to a more sane country before the US becomes a third world hellhole, which would happen about the middle of Mitt’s second term.

When are these meatheads gonna rise upride out on their hoverounds and secede?

ftfy.

Sometimes satire explains it better than words.

Jill Stein is gonna win it all. She’ll call in from St Croix for her victory speech.

A-yep. People are beyond disengaged, and that’s just how the GOP want most of them.

Heh!

“I’d suggest you stock up on ammunition, canned goods and fire extinguishers..”

Especially Spam – it has its own key.

I have 3 horses, one (albeit French) bayonet, and I plan on Drumthwacking Gov. Christie if Obama doesn’t win this damn thing! Have the 2 extra mounts; bring your own bayonets, please.

When I want really objective fearmongering, I tune in to Twitchy!

Is Twitchy the Twitter account for this delighfully honest & nice young RepubliKKKan voter from Pittsbugh, PA?

Perhaps she became unhinged again from being forced to stand out in the cold listening to RMoney Boo Boo LIE to her?? That’d do it to ya.

You’re over-thinking it. Let me give you a clue:

RMoney Boo Boo = whitey White WHITE

MauMau Obama = blackity Black BLACK

The end.

Awww. The wingers are just jealous. They would love to riot if the Kenyan usurper wins, but it’s so much easier to just type tough guy comments on teabagger websites.

Or, better yet, take it away Joe and Mick!

Black man gotta lot a problems
But they don’t mind throwing a brick
White people go to school
Where they teach you how to be thick

An’ everybody’s doing
Just what they’re told to
An’ nobody wants
To go to jail!

White riot – I wanna riot
White riot – a riot of my own
White riot – I wanna riot
White riot – a riot of my own
All the power’s in the hands
Of people rich enough to buy it

While we walk the street
Too chicken to even try it…

All those twitter “misspellings”? Not on purpose.

you should also spray-paint SHAKA ZULU in enormous red letters on your garage door or across the front of your house

I went to Home Depot to grab up some spray paint and they’re already sold out. This is (you should pardon the expression) some dark and foreboding shit.

you should also spray-paint SHAKA ZULU in enormous red letters on your garage door or across the front of your house

RED? I thought black! Come on! Oh man, I am totally fucked.

usually the first casuality of war and riots is the fog-of-truth, but in this case, it will be dressage and curling … tennis court oaths at 12 noon gmt, nov. 7, 2012, a day that will live in Mayan-calendar infamy … tbogg the blog will be the committee of public safety czar of course …

I’ve been wondering what the “safe word” is. Going to rush right out and buy spray paint (black, natch – I figure it’s safer than red) and get that detail nailed down right away…

Overall, Twitchy posted 23 tweets from Obama supporters threatening to riot if Romney wins.

It is reasonable to assume that hundreds more were posted prior to today

“It is reasonable” to stack these up against the thousands of right-wing bigots who promise race war, militia revolts and shooting sprees if Obama wins. But wait, they promised that last time he won, so they’re just swaggering cowards.

let us bow our heads and recognize the passing of an era … no mention of Sister Souljah on this thread …

“Romney wins= L.A. Riot (sic),” another said.

Well, now, strictly speaking, one might take that to be merely a PREDICTION rather than a THREAT.

But we all understand that Twitchy has to count it as a threat if they want to keep their hits up.

Poor darlings. Starved for attention.

And lookin’ mighty skinny.

No talk of riots if Rmoney loses? Mostly ’cause, you know, they’d go shooting and rioting and stuff but jail and like that.

I remember hearing the paranoid schizophrenic sociopaths AKA Republikkkanz voicing the same ‘fears’ in the run-up to the ’08 ‘Paint the White House Black’ victory tour and wafflefest.

One of my Texas conservative senior citizen cousins posted on her FB page the other day that “[d]epending on how this election goes, this could possibly be our last opportunity to vote for president.” I don’t know her all that well, but her parents were my favorite aunt and uncle* so I didn’t have the heart to tell her she really needs to stop listening to Rush and Hannity and not watch so much Fox “news.”

Of course, I also remember some people back in 2006-ish speculating that Bush the Lesser would find an excuse to impose martial law and suspend elections in 2008. To be honest, I remember thinking it was unlikely, but certainly conceivable, given all the other rollbacks on civil rights at the time.

* Possibly because they were in Texas and I only saw them once or twice a year.