If more women would follow these guidelines, they’d be more pleasing to men.

And isn’t that the basic goal of womanhood — pleasing men?

Methinks this is the movie Todd had in mind.

And if a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate

Maybe the president should have better vetted the great general Petraus. That’s what you get when you throw the Repubs a bone.

They use that bone in their special conservative ways.

Tbogg, I’m not sure where or how you find these things, but I’m guessing you have devised some sort of random word generator, and then google the results to see what comes up. For example, it appears you used some combination of ‘Walt Disney, menstruation, even-tempered, and well-groomed’. You should patent this software or programming.

Second, I will say this (to steal shamelessly from a comment at another site); that video was very difficult to masturbate to.

‘Walt Disney, menstruation, even-tempered, and well-groomed’.

He obviously reads online dating listings.

This is a blast from the past…. Akin was probably one of those kids who brought a note from home excusing him from gym that day in 9th grade so he wouldn’t be subjected to the word menstruation in mixed company.

I’m actually guessing that Todd Aikin is the proud product of home schooling. Where they teach that babies are brought by pterodactyls, and if it even starts to happen any other way God won’t let it.

Marginally O/T – maybe not:

The Man Called Petraeus has resigned, because he couldn’t keep his pants zipped up.

This is *definitely* good news for McCain (and Romney, too)

Pterodactyls? What Pterodactyls – no evolution ergo no pterodactyls?
You mean storks

Oh God… I feel like I need to wash…

There was something specially special about watching this with the sidebar ad of Fox 5′s “Two-and-a-half Men” and Charlie Sheen leering at scantily clad girls with TBogg’s “Toss me a Bone” line for his Amazon Wish List sitting there while some matronly Disney voice over artist shills for Kotex for the younger set…

There’s a line about art imitating life in here somewhere but I’m too tired to reach for it…

mojo sends

They have creationist museums with dinosaurs in them, living at the same time as humans.

They believe in dinosaurs, just not evolution.

Maybe they think that the pterodactyls were changed by God into storks, all at one moment since they couldn’t have evolved.

Who can understand minds like that though, I’ve never tried too hard.

Thanks for getting that damn song stuck in my head!

So There!

Anyone else notice that the blocks the little girl plays with at the end of the clip spelled “death to usa”?

This is what Todd Akin was trying to save America’s Suicide™ from.

Hell, I remember being shown that film in 6th grade – boyz were sent somewhere or another and it was all teh gurlz. At least it was SOMETHING, dammit – and better than the nothing that is expected now.

Poor Todd Akin. He couldn’t have watched this movie, because a screen won’t fit in that small, dark, enclosed place where he has his head permanently wedged.

Ah-ha! I knew something with cartoons was going on!

I just figure he cribbed textsfromlastnight highlights lowlights and ran with ‘em…

I watched clear to the very end waiting for the funny out-takes…

Who can understand minds like that though, I’ve never tried too hard.

Ah heck, my grade school education was by those minds. Their teachings evolved from god created the fossils to the ‘days’ written about in the Book of Genesis were really, really, really, really long and a lot of shit can happen during a really long day…

Some of the older kids lit the school on fire one night…

The book was better.

Ha…I knew we were of similar age…except I’m almost certain this is a later version of the one I saw…almost positive what I saw was a film strip, not fully animated. The illustrations are very familiar though. Notice the references to “the booklet”, and that some scenes are of enlarged pages? Definitely got the booklet at the time of the filmstrip.

But it wasn’t in health class in school; it was a meeting of my Girl Scout troop, with a Red Cross nurse to explain and answer questions. About 6th grade, though, possibly fifth. (And a good thing; my “friend” came the next year).
Is there really nothing to explain to little girls what to expect these days? Unbelievable. And yes, this (however corny it seems now) was a lot better. None of us at that evening was stunned to wake up one day and find blood on our underwear. (cue the guys: eeeewwww!!!running from room. Or at least, that would surely have been little Todd Akin).

Thank goodness I don’t remember seeing that one. The baby with the mascara and lipstick is too much. (I got the lecture/slides/booklet in either 7th or 8th grade.)

The baby (I thought it was false eyelashes and lipstick) is very familiar to me. All the illustrations the same, just animated instead of film=stripped.

“Don’t slouch! You’ll ruin your ovaries!”

“And don’t clean your husband’s house TOO much when you are menstruating, as you might bleed all over his favorite chair. Or drop it and have it shatter. And then you’ll have no one to blame but yourself when he beats you.”

“Drink plenty of water and eat vegetables, so you look good, despite bleeding from your vagi-gi.”

“Oh, and PMS? Buck up loser! If you’re poopy faced every month how will you ever get a man?”

does this mean I have to watch another video? You’re trying to brain wash me with this liberal BS aren’t you?

You learn something new every day!

My wife caught me watching this and asked if I was watching porn again. WTF? I never do that.

Book Salon up with Sheldon Krimsky and Tania Simoncelli’s Genetic Justice: DNA Data Banks, Criminal Investigations, and Civil Liberties hosted by Gabe Rottman

Things I learned from this film:

1) Try not to be depressed at being a giant-headed freak.

2) Do not crush furniture in your blood-moon rage.

3) Keep on poopin’!