You misunderestimation, Mr. Bogg, Timmy has a vital function, tuning the engine of the Jet:
Keeping the center’s snapping arm warm between possessions.

J’accuse!

Also, too, does anyone else think that Teh Tebow Poster above is the sole reason Alabama was created, and now that that photo exists, should be razed and the earth salted?

…maybe it’s time to devote the weekly NFL post to someone seeing more on-field action such as the long-snapper for the Browns…

Browns are on a bye this week.

Oh, I see what you did there.

Texans at Bears should be a good ‘un.

The Browns usually punt, so their long snapper gets a lot of work.

How about we look for the leading tackler on the Saints? I mean there has to be one, doesn’t there?

Your mom was offered the gunner position on punt coverage, but turned it down.

To be fair, not many 3rd-year rookies get much action…

See, that shirt I just spit tea on from laughing? I really liked that shirt.

(still giggling)

Well, shit. I tried to delete the OT on edit as TBogg covered it one post below. Serves me right for being hasty.

That’s cause MomBogg is down here in Tampa playing QB for the Chargers this week.

BILLMON!

Would that be your ‘Tebow left and all we got was an MVP candidate’ t-shirt?

I love him. I love Peyton Manning so much my wife is getting worried.

I have a good friend who is a lifelong Colts fan (well, she’s 28). I told her before the season I was worried about Manning’s arm strength. Her replay, verbatim:

“Fuck arm strength. Tebow has more arm strength. It doesn’t matter with Manning. Just watch.”

And I’m still watching. Honestly, I knew he was good but I never how good until he started playing for my team. Man, he’s good. And man, do I ever *not* miss Tebow behind center.

Man, was she right.

Gorgeous.

Heh!

We get JuiceBox on the teevee here in HippyTrackTownUSA* this afternoon when Satan Sanchez takes on his college coach, Pete Carroll. That’s the same Pete Carroll who advised Satan Sanchez to be cool and stay in school (because he wasn’t NFL ready). And what do you know? Sanchez really isn’t NFL ready and that makes Pete smile.

* Home of the Mighty (Fast) Oregon Duckies! Quack Quack

Even as someone who doesn’t really speak feetsball I will admit to watching Peyton Manning play college ball. Dayum, that child can play that game.

Book Salon up with Seth Rosenfeld’s Subversives: The FBI’s War on Student Radicals, and Reagan’s Rise to Power hosted by Todd Gitlin

Aww, so many sad white people.

I thought my laptop’s color-modulator-chippernanny was done busted since all I saw was white people…

Hang tight, TBogg. I’d say Sanchez has one bad half left in him before they send in Tebow.

Oh, my. I’m just a voyeur on all this, and the jesus freak football shit is just buttfuck tedious. But Billmon, he kept me sane when I was living in Germany in 2003 wondering what the fuck was happening to my county while I was gone. That was nice, thank you.

It aint just GOD who has forsaken him.

Ouch!