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How are you gonna keep them down on the farm once they have been hyp-mo-tized by The Great and Mysterious Obamaton?
Well you’re not and Tea Party Genius Chip “Chip” Rogers has got the video that proves that you may have left Possum Squat, West Virginia to become an urban layabout sheeple via the Magic of the Delphi technique and now someday you will get a phone call from someone at the UN inviting you to play a game of solitaire and, next thing you know, you’ll wake up and find out that you have had an abortion or, even worse, worked as a community organizer which is communist.
You didn’t know about this? Of course not, unless you’re a Republican state senator from Georgia:
President Obama is using a Cold War-era mind-control technique known as “Delphi” to coerce Americans into accepting his plan for a United Nations-run communist dictatorship in which suburbanites will be forcibly relocated to cities. That’s according to a four-hour briefing delivered to Republican state senators at the Georgia state Capitol last month.
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The meeting consisted of a PowerPoint presentation followed by a 90-minute screening of the anti-Agenda 21 documentary, Agenda: Grinding America Down. It was emceed by Field Searcy, a local conservative activist who was forced out of the Georgia Tea Party in April due to his endorsement of conspiracy theories about the president’s birth certificate and the collapse of World Trade Center Tower 7. The presentation also featured a special video cameo from conservative talking-head Dick Morris in which the former Clinton aide warns that Obama “wants to force everyone into the cities from whence our ancestors fled.”
About 23 minutes into the briefing, Searcy explained how President Obama, aided by liberal organizations like the Center for American Progress and business groups like local chambers of commerce, are secretly using mind-control techniques to push their plan for forcible relocation on the gullible public.
This is all tied to UN Agenda 21. What’s that, you might ask. It’s this:
Agenda 21 is a nefarious plot that includes forcibly relocating non-urban-dwellers and prescribing mandatory contraception as a means of curbing population growth. The invitation to the Georgia state Senate event noted the presentation would explain: “How pleasant sounding names are fostering a Socialist plan to change the way we live, eat, learn, and communicate to ‘save the earth.’”
Which is why Planned Baby Killing So You Can Slut It Up Some More, You Dirty Whore, was shortened to Plan B and We’re Going To Death Panel Sarah Palin’s Elderly Parents became Obamacare.
It’s marketing. You wouldn’t understand.
Now why don’t you go play a nice game of solitaire because we need some fetal stem cells since we have a busy weekend planned…
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I guess they don’t know about The Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB).
The testimonials of this fine device convinced me they are a must have.
Personally, I’m in favor of UN Agenda 23, which is a little known codicil to
the FaberUN Agenda 22, which states that all stupid people need to be forcibly relocated to the middle of the Pacific Ocean.It was emceed by Field Searcy, a local conservative activist who was forced out of the Georgia Tea Party in April due to his endorsement of conspiracy theories about the president’s birth certificate and the collapse of World Trade Center Tower 7.
Can we please, amid the hurly-burly of our daily round, pause to savor and appreciate this? This guy was too nuts for the Georgia Tea Party. Let’s see if we can get him on the show one of these days.
In CA, the public libraries are sadly beseiged by the mentally ill who demand that the Reference Librarians help them fight the evil CIA, who is beaming mind-control thoughts via the fillings in their teeth (true: a very common delusion). I heard a story about one poor woman, who attempted to sue ??? someone or other because Zombies had taken over then-Governor Ahhhnold & GW Bush (hey: she might’ve been on to something there). My pals in public libraries can tell you many “interesting” tales of such citizens, who are in many quandries, not the least of which is that they aren’t taking their meds for various reasons.
Apparently, the good citizens of GA choose to elect people like this to public office, and then all gather ’round to listen to & quake at the voodoo-hoodoo that ensues.
As they say in the South: why hooooow nice!
No we tried that and just ended up with a bunch of rednecks living in Greenwich Village and San Francisco, so we had to send them back. Now we just beam in thoughts that make them act like idiots pushing conspiracy theories, which wins more elections for us.
Yeah: imagine that! Field Searcy was TOO EFFEN NUTS even for the Georgia Tea Party! The mind does boggle on that one! hoooo-wheee!
My God! The Georgia Tea Party has been infiltrated and overthrown from within by UN coupster-moles?! How can that not be the shocking headline at all the major media outlets, from Drudge to RedState? Thank God that brave young man Field Searcy was able to escape the Secret IllumUNati Ninja Death Panel Squads (thanks, no doubt, to his finely-honed martial-arts techniques gained from thousands of viewings of Enter the Dragon and the Star Wars Trilogy) in order to bring us this clarion call of warning in the form of a vibrant and dashing PowerPoint presentation featuring the disembodied head of Dick Morris. I wonder if anybody present at that event noticed the silhouettes of a man and two odd-shaped robots on the screen during the presentation?
Oh sure it’s funny, until they start arming themselves to the teeth.
Maybe we can convince them they can’t trust their ammunition?
So that was four hours on the taxpayer’s dime that the repub senators were listening to this crap? How much did that cost in lost labor to the people of Georgia?
Then again, that’s four hours these morans weren’t actively fucking things up. So there’s that.
Lo those many years ago in 1970 when Gramma, Grampa, Dad and Uncle Bob traversed the dangerous high seas of the state highway for a voyage of more than 20 minutes, following the moving van.
Many didn’t make it. Many people died. But those who did found what they had been denied for oh so many long – uh, weeks: The freedom to not have to live next to blah people.
WE WILL NOT GO BACK
Because nothing is more effective in uncovering the diabolical power of mind control than a PowerPoint presentation.
This reminds me of that great SNL parody
” I LOVED IT IT WAS MUCH BETTER THAN CATS”
ERIC IN AUSTIN
*mournful sigh* I’d just like to note, for the record, that we aren’t all insane here in Georgia.
Yay.
Powerpoint, of course, was developed by the evil multi-national corporation, Microsoft, which in turn was founded by satanic Bill Gates. When Mr. Searcy realizes that everybody is in on the conspiracy, he’ll have nowhere to turn and no choice but to submit to Obama’s awesome power.
Resistance is futile, Field Searcy, resistance is futile.
I applaud you with my hand and tennis racket.
And all this time I presumed it to be a zombie musical number deleted from The Book of Mormon destined to be reintegrated in it’s 2nd off-broadway tour.
Yay! Verily!
The Georgia Teabaggers are in on Agenda 21, too? Good thing Dick “The Dick” Morris is on the case. He’ll straighten this shit out, for sure.
And by the by, it’s obvious that “Tower 7″ was deliberately blown up because, ya know, Obama’s birth certificate was stored in that building. Blow up the building, destroy the evidence. Now all I have to do is set up a PowerPoint, and BAM!, I’ll be doing the Alex Jones tour by the middle of next week. Wingnut Welfare Gravy Train (with Biscuit Wheels), here I come…
Who were Dick Morris’ “ancestors” and what are the cities from which they fled? Did his parents flee The Bronx for Levittown?
There are three flowers in a vase. One of them is green.
Agenda 21 is 2.33333333 times as bad as Plan 9 and that involved space aliens!!
Congrats! I tried to find you a country-that-looks-like-a-hand gift .jpg to accompany your grenade, but found nothing promising. There are a couple domestic possibilities, though. Yet another thing for the MoU‘s Kashmiri cabbie to opine on, anyhoo.
Oh, and I came upon this while searching around. Just in time for the Holidays, if you tend toward gifts that are nightmare-inducing.
From wiki
“Morris is the son of writer Terry Lesser Morris, an early proponent of confessional human interest stories.[9] He attended Stuyvesant High School in New York City.”
Seems like Dick “dick” Morris’ ancestors fled to the Big City. Could Dick be lying?
This is tame compared to the tin-foil hat brigade now openly claiming that Obama used the HAARP secret weather control machine to aim a massive storm at the East Coast in the final days of the campaign…
I shit you not! This is now mainstream thought (or what passes for it) in the GOP…
mojo sends
Hey thanks. Absolutely great, that second link.
It’s a hand lotion and WD-40!
Seeing as how Dick “Rawmoney will win a landslide” Morris was involved, no question these grifters are on to something. Not just trying to sell books to the knuckle draggers.
Radio funny guy Alex Jones was saying that I think before the Hurricane Sandy hit the coast. And the film “Lincoln” is just propaganda to make us believe Obama=Lincoln. And Birth Control is a Nazi plot.
Why has Luke Russert missed these stories?
Moreover, have you ever looked at your leg? I mean, and with the foot attachment? It looks like Italy!
They walk among us…
Needs more code-word racism, but yes, it sounds like you could take a lot of money from the gated-community set with that spiel.
No, no, it’s “Bless their hearts.” Well, if they had hearts.
About 30 years ago, I had a choice to move to Atlanta- land of peaches and peanuts, or the District of Columbia (meaning I finally got off parole). The girl in Atlanta had dumped me, and I had ‘people’ in DC. So, eastbound and down, away from the banks of the Burning River, to the PowerCenterofTheWORLD!!!
Sometimes, you just look back and realize- I ducked that fuckin’ bullet!
Curses! We’ve been found out! Retreat to the Bat Cave, fellow Obama-bots!
Yes! Convince them that all ammo sold since LBJ signed the Voting and Civil Rights Acts has been deliberately contaminated with stuff that makes dicks shrink.
Had a friend who moved to Atlanta for a job. Saw him about 5 years later at a professional conference. I asked him why he had returned to his home state. He said he and his wife couldn’t stand the racism and bigotry they found in Atlanta among even white professionals.
Historians once thought the decline of Rome may have been the result of lead in the cookware. Future historians may well attribute the decline of the American empire by the overall ignorance and paranoia of the general population.
These people are making your job too easy, TBogg. You didn’t even need to get out of bed today.
Dont laugh at Agenda 21….
I visit some sites that over the years have gone from “alternative” or libertarian to more bat shit crazy wingers and Teahadists… Agenda 21 is a very big deal to them.
They take it very seriously. Its also very easy for them to take a fake here and there and run with it. This meme has been growing for a while now and is going to bet bigger IMO.
Its one thing to talk about FEMA death camps that have no real evidence, its another to talk about something that has website after website offering concepts for sustainability. Some of it is simply theory and other parts are guidelines or policy. Very easy to get lo info people in a lather.
Technically this guy is right. One concept is that we need to stop the sprawl and stop building it and get people to live and work in the same area. So you walk to work instead of driving 30 miles each way.
Anyway, my point is that we need to be informed and take this a bit seriously because I think its going to get milked by the noise machine up to the 2016 election now they dont really have gay marriage or abortion to rile people up
DING DING DING!
It’s all about Fear of a Black City.
And yes, in case you were wondering, Michele Bachmann’s crowd is up to their ears in it in the New Confederacy in Minnesota, aka the white-flight exurbs of Bachmann’s and other GOP districts.
Actually, no. To take it seriously from the get-go is to get sucked into the Gish Gallop technique, which is the tool of choice of these people. Plus, they WANT you to take it seriously, because it means you fear them, and your fear gives them the sort of cockeyed quasi-validation denied them by reality. Worse, it makes the ignorant fencesitters who may be observing the whole affair think that there’s something to what these warmed-over Bircher Bigots are saying.
The way to combat them is to laugh at them. Laughing denies them their sought-after validation. Laughter, followed by careful and accurate hole-poking, but always the laughter first.
This is the technique Joe Biden used to wipe the floor with Paul Ryan in the vice-presidential debate. Ryan, you will recall, was much beloved of the Beltway Bozos who are innumerate as puppies yet understand that he would cut their taxes and more importantly their bosses’ taxes, and who thus don’t care about the destruction this would wreak on society. Ryan came out in full Gish Gallop, spewing falsehoods in all directions — and Biden brought him up short by literally laughing in his face. Once Ryan’s Gish Gallop was halted, Biden then, with Alvin York accuracy, sniped at a few key delusions of Ryan’s, delusions than underpinned the whole of Ryan’s insanely selfish worldview, and brought it all tumbling down to dust at Ryan’s feet.
The dirty little secret of the Neo-Confederacy is that – especially in its birthplace – the people who are the most bigoted (or who are most inclined to cynically profit from manipulating bigotry in others) are all too often those at the top of society’s ladder.
Everyone knows about the Klan, but it’s forbidden to talk about what Thurgood Marshall called “the Uptown Klan” — those institutions, run by the cream of Southern society, that are much more effective at upholding bigotry and racism: The various sovereignty commissions, the Councils of Conservative Citizens (formerly called “White Citizens’ Councils”) that Trent Lott and Bob Barr and other prominent Neo-Confederates are either members or allied with, and the hierarchies of various Southern branches of various churches, particularly the Baptists.*
These are the institutions that allied with the Republicans and their big-business patrons to push the Southern Strategy — the deliberate promotion of bigotry, disguised as “fiscal prudence”, to get support among white voters to cut the taxes paid by the rich and by big business as a way to cut government spending, particularly on those programs seen as helping black people.
*Ever wonder why the Southern Baptist Convention exists? It’s because it, like other Southern branches of American Protestant churches, broke from the home branch in the years before the Civil War, as a reaction to the main branch’s strongly anti-slavery stance — and unlike the other Southern branches of the other churches, never rejoined the main branch.