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Over at Michelle Malkin’s Twitter-Twatting ForTweakers they are high-fiving and chest-bumping and dick-tapping (don’t ask) – and doing other things that are equally painful to watch when white people do them – over their incredible super cool beans year on the internet where they CRUSHED their enemies and pwnd social media and now they control the levers of power and NOTHING can stop them BWAHAHAHAHA…..
Since Twitchy launched in March, we’ve been documenting daily evidence of conservative Twitter domination and hilarious liberal hashtag failures. Whether it’s hijacking progressive hashtags or launching their own, conservatives rule the political Twitterverse.
Today, Twitter confirmed what Twitchy has been reporting. The #tcot, or “top conservatives on Twitter” hashtag, tops the list of political hashtags for 2012.
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And it’s far from the only top conservative trend. The next four spots went to #teaparty, #gop, #romney and Mitt Romney.
Congrats to all the happy warriors on Twitter who delighted in crushing narratives, mocking the steady supply of mock-worthy liberal nonsense and tweeting truth to power!
Of course the 2012 election where conservatives only managed to score “Participant” certificates didn’t exactly go their way (curse you, Nate Silver!) but their social media win will undoubtedly keep them warm when they are rounded up and placed in the FEMA/ACORN Muslim Re-Education and Forced Homosexuality Camps in January.
I hear the barracks are drafty, the food is poor, and such small portions….
(Bonus): Jesse collects some of that #tcot #WIN
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Jesse Taylor effectively says what I was going to say: the #tcot hashtag is more often used for mockery than as endorsement.
Or maybe our mockery of these sad little people is just one more sign that they’re crushing us.
We should all feel chastened in this horrible defeat…
If fact, it’s shocking that the Malkin-verse would be spiking the football. They’re usually so much classier in victory.
It’s like the traffic that McMegan had at the Atlantic. Half of it was just going there to laugh and not with Megan.
Not only have they created their own alternative reality where they are the kewl kids and get invited to the kewl parties, they now have their own version of Everybody Wins a Trophy Day.
How desperately sad that this is how far they have to dig to look for some sort of “victory” for their pathetic selves. No wait, not “sad”. What word am I looking for? Oh yeah… HILARIOUS!
Nice candid shot of Brent Bozell. He’s probably putting the final touches on his “Healthy Lifestyles for Conservatives” website. (Paywall, of course.)
Breaking OT Zombie Breitbart News. It has been reported by a Breibart Zombie, that Union Boss Thugs have attacked innocent citizens in the Battle of Michigan.
However, EmptyWheel has discovered, this is a False Flag Op by the Koch Brothers.
The limbo bar for wing nut internet relevance is now so low you can’t even slip a Fruit Roll-Up underneath it.
So the tea party undid the ropes on their own tent and let it collapse on top of themselves? Irony died at the Michigan statehouse today.
Send flowers c/o Dick Armey’s Newly Purchased Beach House
East Hampton, LI, New York
Oh, can’t you see this is another Republikkkan grass roots ploy to gain control of the Twatosphere, then The Internetz, and then the currently-Black-House-soon-to-be-White(again!!!)
The 101st Armchair Commando Battalion is on the move!!!
I think my boots are shaking, now, too. Also.
Too bad Twitter doesn’t allow user characterization of the hashtags used. A simple +/- would suffice. Then places like Twitchies could see how “popular” they really are.
#breitbartisstilldead
A medium limited to 140 characters, or 3 to 5 grunts, howls, and barks, is uniquely suited to conservative “thought”.
The dang twits can’t tell the difference between a taint and a twat.
“The only thing worse than not being talked about is being Michelle Malkin.”
-Oscar Wilde
Is that photo of
Jonah,Ross,BoboDeadAndy? Inquiring minds want to know and it would be irresponsible not to ask.#dicktapping is trending
And you just keep right on using twitter to tell each other how special and holy are conservatives and refuse to ever ever change, Michelle.
Poor things don’t realize anyone can can use a hashtag.
I have a comment that is not OT.
It is a new world order of Social Media Experts. Yes, the Breitbart Zombies have conquered the Twitter. Ultra liberal narratives are being crushed everywhere. We just cannot have anything nice because the Konservatives just got to dump their toxic waste in it.
Truth To Power! Get Some! Benghazi!
Hell, most local cons stopped using the #tcot tag nearly a year ago because all the big prog and Dem types were using it to publicize their own posts. In the case of Minnesota at least, what Malkin’s celebrating are lefties successfully hijacking #tcot.
Where they will no doubt be mentally reprogrammed to believe in the great climate change hoax, right metamars?
Yeah, I never see actual conservatives using #tcot, primarily because I don’t follow them on the twittertwat. I learned what it meant from a liberal, and only see liberals use it as a term of art for #tcot’s utter stupidity and pwnedness.
Twitchy won the 2012 TwatLympics! It’s twue, it’s twue!!
Meanwhile, here’s a witness to the AFP guys and their NRA-capped pal taking down the AFP tent with them in it.
Wait. Are you talking about the Blightfartarians, or the Online Progressive/DROOOOONNNZZZE!!/BradleyManningBitchez!!!/UsedPushLawnmower/America’sFirstBlackPresidetIsSimultaneouslyStupidAndATrojanHorseForWallStDoubleAgent wing of the liberal persuasion? Honestly can’t tell from your description.
As a good liberal (well, not even that; I’d prefer to be called radical leftist): at least I wear a bathrobe.
For some Republikkkans it’s where they proudly display their bumper sticker “intellect”, for others it’s the virtual bathroom wall.
You said it far better than I can, so I’ll simply admire you!
All accolades graciously accepted.
jpmaz, as they say in fly-over country “same difference”