“Our wedding was perfect. Our wedding night was nothing short of amazing.”

He sees himself as a brave Christian culture warrior but really, it’s just an overshare.

Could we possibly lure Scarborough to the same location and beat the hell out of him? Every time he proclaims his love for the labor movement and then announces that ‘right to work’ protects the organising rights I want to leap thru the screen and twist his stupid collar til Joe’s liddle piggy eyes start bulging …. That would be wrong of course.

…publicly announced that he had finally fucked a real live woman

Ewwww. Like Ross Douthat and Kenneth Starr. Why is it always such a fine line between social conservative and pornographer?

Steven Crowder is a comedian and Fox News contributor.…..but he repeats himself.

while another man speaking off-camera threatened to kill Crowder with a gun.

Sounds like someone was just “standing his ground” against Crowder. What’s the problem?

I just happen to own a gym with a muay thai boxing ring that I will let him use. Once he signs the waiver of course.

If I was him, I wouldn’t accept any visits from Romney before the fight.

Feeling judged? I couldn’t care less. You know why? Because my wife and I were judged all throughout our relationship. People laughed, scoffed and poked fun at the young, celibate, naive Christian couple.

Guess what, still laughing and scoffing (poking fun is too kind). Notice the picture in the article is from the “before”, we don’t get the frustrated, confused, and disappointed “after”. I love the douchebaggery of “Ha, I waited until our wedding night and it was so much more awesome than anything anyone else has ever experienced!! EVER! I JUST HAD THE SECKS!!!”

People laughed, scoffed and poked fun at the young, celibate, naive Christian couple.

Isaac Newton died a virgin, Slacker.

“STAY CALM AND PUNCH STEVEN CROWDER IN THE FACE”?

I smell a Moore Award….

Also, too: Nice Elton John allusion in that Zero Dark Thirty post. (Yes, I’m the only fart old enough to recognize it.)

He said he has a cut on his forehead and also suffered a chipped tooth from the skirmish.

NOT ONLY THAT, but since the Union Thug was wearing a “Barak Power Ring” (one of those ‘gifts’), Crowder was left with the impression of a “B” on his face!

And THIS time it was the right way around, not a mirror image B!

(…3..2..1…think about it)

Twitchy or GTFO

I’d like to tell you a story of our morning after, however. One that transpired into one of the most glaring epiphanies I’d ever had.

You can’t BUY terrible writing like this. You also can’t buy video of the bride and groom’s wedding night, alas. Or so I assume. Too bad. What could be cuter than a wingnut simpleton having sex for the first time and thinking he can compare it to everyone else’s?

Two things.

People laughed, scoffed and poked fun at the young, celibate, naive Christian couple.

Where’s the proof of their alleged “celibacy” that they wish to make themselves ever-so-victimized, but also ever-so-holier-than-thou, about? The half of my wingnut family who alleged to all be sanctified “virgins” before their wedding day simply were NOT, and their somewhat lesser wingnut cousins, who were more honest, used to just snort and roll their eyes at the holy virgin b.s.

…while another man speaking off-camera threatened to kill Crowder with a gun…

A) Where’s the proof? B) Isn’t this what all the wingnuts promote, agree with, endorse & vote for? For the right of some gun-toting idiot to threaten anyone & everyone, no matter what?

Why’s Crowder complaining? He should be dancing a jig that the gun-nut got to “express himself” within his so-called “Constitutional rights.” OH yeah, I done fergit: It’s only “ok” if you’re a wingnut gun-nut threatening dirty nasty LIEbruls or dusky-hued types.

I’d say Stevie got off pretty easy. The union movement in America was marked by violent confrontations, with scab workers and other agents of the industry’s overlords- including the police or National Guard. The blood and lives of men and women who recognized the value of their ability to make a real livelihood paid for so many of the things that made America great. The great divide between ‘have’ and ‘have not’ will only serve to insure and expand more confrontations and more bloodshed. The fight didn’t end in early November. If anything, it is ratcheting up.

the comments on YouTube are a case study in conservative stupidity. Just wow.

In Ye Olden Times, Tea Party Patriots would tar and feather a man before forcing boiling tea down his throat, burning his flesh inside and out. Oh, but poor widdle Stevie got his toof chipped by the mean mean mans!

*Crowder points excitedly at the gap in his teeth that’s always been there as evidence*

My son goes to High School in South Orange County where he rubs elbows with the religious wing-nuts from Rick Warren’s Saddleback Mega-church (as well as Cavalry Chapel parishioners, and other assorted Evangelical Sects).

According to him, the kids at school use the term “Saddle-backing” when referring to “Evangelical” teens who engage in Anal-Sex in order to “technically” retain their Virgin Status until they are married.

That jerk and the other AFP assholes pitched a tent, showing up to gloat over and laugh at people who’s very livelihoods are being threatened because they had the temerity to show up and vote for the black guy. I would advise the Kochs and their minions to stay the hell away from people they’re trying to fuck. This Grandma wanted to kick Crowder in his teabags hard enough so we’d never have to get an update on his sex life again.

Well, I haven’t seen the film in question, but from what I hear it is a resounding endorsement for punching Steven Crowder in the face. Others have written far more eloquently than I about punching Steven Crowder in the face, but the level of support I’ve seen in the media for punching Steven Crowder in the face has been nothing short of astonishing. At this point, I sincerely doubt I’ll see the film about punching Steven Crowder in the face so my comment simply mirrors what others have already said about punching Steven Crowder in the face. I abhor violence in all its forms, but the opportunity to engage in a discussion about a film about punching Steven Crowder in the face is what the internet is all about.

As the kids are fond of say: Hyman, or it doesn’t count.

Eh? My wingnut nephews & nieces went the full monty, nothing more or less, but then made a huge dealio about their holier-than-thou “virgin” status. I didn’t get it. I could care less either way, but why LIE – isn’t THAT a sin?? – about it? And not only lie about it, but lie about it in a really huge & public way?

My sisters (mom & auntie of said “virgins”) were, like, all so proud of these fake Christinay “virgins.” Seriously? I don’t believe Crowder. They all like to posture and preen themselves around, but nearly 100% is fake noise, just like their beloved “media” outlets.

So I made the mistake of surfing over to peruse the opinion piece of Steven Crowder (no relation). “We did it right.”

What’s the average of amused, terrified and nauseous?

Did Steven Crowder’s new MIL parade the bloodied sheets through the town square to prove this virgin status? After all, this is how it was done in olden days, and we know that all conservatives are seeking a restoration of those amazing times.

Well heeeere’s a surprise. An update at the HuffPo piece indicates that the video MAY HAVE BEEN EDITED! The update also has a link to Eclectablog which has lots more interestin’ details. Shocked, I tell you. I’m shocked.

http://www.eclectablog.com/2012/12/fox-news-steven-crowder-americans-for-prosperity-use-breitbart-style-film-editing-to-show-union-thug-brutality.html

As usual, the tough talk begins after he’s safely back in the studio. As Groucho said, “I would have whipped him within an inch of his life but I didn’t have a tape measure.”

…saying… not say. Dumbass, I am.

“Our wedding was perfect. Our wedding night was nothing short of amazing. I write this on a plane heading into a tropical paradise with the most beautiful woman to have walked the planet earth. I know everybody says that their bride was the “most beautiful in the world.” They’re wrong. I win.”

Get back to us 30 years from now–assuming you’re still married to the same woman. (The tendency toward divorce among the Wingnuts is awfully high….) I’m sure you’ll keep us informed about your state of matrimonial bliss–or lack thereof–every minute of the way. I’m also betting that the old adage “Men who talk about it the most, do it the least” especially holds true for the insufferably virginal, and that Mrs. Virgin, having wasted time and a perfectly good hymen on a rather mediocre excuse for a husband, will be making amends with the pool boy, and the gardener.

“Crowder argued with protesters who began to tear down a tent pitched on the Capitol lawn by the pro-right-to-work group Americans For Prosperity. According to MLive, Michigan State Police Lt. Mike Shaw said they were contacted because several people, including two in wheelchairs, were trapped under the tent.”

As a person with a qualified disability, I’d love to know if the people in wheelchairs trapped under the tent honestly thought they’d have a better shot at actually getting hired for employment, not to mention comprehensive, employer-provided healthcare, in a right to work state (excuse me while I snicker)–as opposed to a union state. Seems to me the scooter-Americans on SSI or Medicare, who just like to bitch at anything that the liberals favor, don’t really have a horse in this race–and worse, may have been invited along so this incident could be staged.

Listen up Mr Crowder. Don’t go back there. Those bullies will just kick the shit out of you. You know for fun.

Another Groucho: I’d have horse whipped him, if I had a horse…

I’m pretty sure that’s more than I needed to know. :-)

All Aboard the Ruckus Wagon

I watched the teebee –

GEDDOUTTAMAHFACE!

And, you can’t scare me, I’m sticking with the Union!

You also can’t buy video of the bride and groom’s wedding night, alas. Or so I assume. Too bad.

Too bad indeed. The cornfounded look on his face, as he stands tall in his rubber boots, and wonders why the newly minted Mrs. Crowder doesn’t have a cute little fuzzy and docked tail like all his other conquests would’ve been priceless…

I’d hate to see you lose business if anyone finds out there’s man Crowder on your mats so I’ll volunteer my neighbors’ soggy backyard. They’re good christians so I don’t think they’ll mind a little naked grappling…

Marcy caught it yesterday:

http://www.emptywheel.net/2012/12/11/breitbart-folks-appear-to-fake-violence-in-lansing

Crowder won’t show the whole video, which is interesting because at least one guy’s gone on tape saying that the mysterious NRA Cap Guy was inside and outside the AFP tent helping to pull it down.

Yes, I saw that but couldn’t find the link this afternoon. Marcy deserves the “scoop.”

And it looks like FOX itself inadvertently shot down Crowder’s video:

Unfortunately for Mr. Crowder, a look at the video broadcast on the Sean Hannity show appears to show quite clearly that he left out an important section of the footage when he put together his edit. A section of the Fox News broadcast preserved by the Web site Mediaite shows that Mr. Hannity’s producers at Fox News started the clip five seconds earlier than Mr. Crowder did. What the extra footage reveals is the man who punched Mr. Crowder being knocked to the ground seconds before and then getting up and taking a swing at the comedian.

There is one more anomaly in Mr. Crowder’s edit of the footage shot by his associates. The still frame he used for the clip’s title image on YouTube, which offers a much clearer image of the man punching him, was obviously shot by a second camera, from an entirely different angle than the rest of the footage he presented of the man hitting him. If Mr. Crowder wants to clear up the mystery of exactly what happened just before he was punched, it might make sense for him to release any footage of the incident shot from that second angle.

When your model of political activism is the Reichstag Fire this is the result.

“…hoping to get punched in his very punchable stupid face..”
It sounds so much better in the original German:
Steven Backpfeifengesicht Crowder

Crowder’s frat brothers from I SK DK called to wish their condolences.

Did Dana Loesch moisten his cuts in her own personal way?