Abattoir Cadabra

Underpants gnome John Hinderaker’s Rx for making our gun/death sickness go away:

  1. Insert fingers into ears, tightly close eyes, and go “lalalalalalala” while pretending this isn’t happening.
  2. Arm our teachers and turn our schools into fortified camps because that is what freedom looks like.
  3. Profit! For manufacturers of guns, ammo and tiny caskets.

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