Fenway is God.

I fancy him looking at Boehner standing on the edge of the Fiscal Cliff, thinking, “JUMP, FUCKER.”

Canonize Him!

I just know Fenway is the Son of God, and we all know who God is.

SATCHMO! Although in that pic, Satch might look more like Mary Magdalene.

Hazel-Eyed Basset Jesus is just as likely as Blonde, Blue-Eyed Jesus, and far more cuddly.

Question: how the hell do you get these boys to pose so well? If I point my phone at my dog (let alone get a real camera out), we can’t even hold his head in place. I get plenty of pictures of his back, but it’s mainly action shots or sleepy dog shots (the Venn diagram of which has a massive overlap…)

I’ve long said that Wembley is the re-incarnation of Jennifer Jones in Song of Bernadette – Fenway obviously is even closer to Chuy….

Song of Bernadette was one of my favorite films when I was really, really young. I can definitely picture Fenway in a wimple here.

Sadly, however, his arms too short to box with god.

But, damn, you guys have good light out there on the West Coast. Also, good puppies, too, of course.

I suspect Fenway’s got that Eyes Watching God thing cuz his owner photographed him on a recent pilgrimage to the Crystal Cathedral. My theory is supported by the jump-ready posture of Fenway’s left front paw, suggesting his actual state of mind is more I’m Gonna Rip the Throat Outta Robert Schiller’s successor as soon as he shifts his weight to his back heel.

That is a great picture…suitable for framing.

My religious beliefs don’t go any further than: God made dogs and spelled his own name backwards
I’m with Captphealy, My jack dog is very photogenic…in theory. When he sees the camera staring at him he starts looking for an exit. Not sure if it’s the flash or the 35mm “eye” staring at him but he sure is camera shy.

Why would I click to enlarge? His eyes are quite large already, thank you.